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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bert Kreischer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Onizuka Stresemann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kreischer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama. Stresemann has chosen Takashi Sorimachi - Poison as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Onizuka Stresemann will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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265 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
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26
224 lbs
15 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Brawler
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Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bert Kreischer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Onizuka Stresemann!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stresemann tests Kreischer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Stresemann pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Kreischer fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Kreischer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Stresemann as he avoids it easily.
Stresemann scores with a jab to the jaw.
Stresemann connects with a jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stresemann throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Stresemann ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Stresemann stuns Kreischer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Stresemann throws the left hand but Kreischer avoids the punch easily.
Kreischer ducks under a wild hook from Stresemann.
Kreischer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Stresemann has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Stresemann lands with a shot to the body.
Kreischer slips a jab and a cross from Stresemann.
The crowd cheers as Stresemann lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kreischer doesn't seem phased though.
Stresemann steps into range and cracks Kreischer with a monster punch that buckles his knees! Kreischer flops backwards and Stresemann dives into his guard looking to finish!
Kreischer is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Stresemann pushing down on Kreischer's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Oh Kreischer is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Stresemann passes to full mount!
Kreischer seems to have got his legs back now.
Oooooh, big shot lands for Stresemann! Kreischer is hurt baaadly! Stresemann is firing away with more strikes - Kreischer is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Onizuka Stresemann!
Onizuka Stresemann looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Entering to Volbeat, how embarrassing for you.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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