PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jared Jimmo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz's entrance music is Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. A fine choice. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Doofenshmirtz
vs
Jimmo

187 cm
25
223 lbs
9 - 9 - 0

190 cm
27
207 lbs
4 - 9 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jared Jimmo!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Jimmo if he has to take too many more of those.
A cross from Doofenshmirtz lands.
A lazy left from Doofenshmirtz finds it's target.
Doofenshmirtz throws a front kick that sends Jimmo stumbling back into the cage.
Jimmo takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jimmo misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jimmo.

Doofenshmirtz clinches.

Doofenshmirtz escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Doofenshmirtz cracks Jimmo with an open hand slap.
Jimmo walks forward, straight into a front kick from Doofenshmirtz.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Jimmo takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Jimmo throws a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jimmo tries a head kick but it misses.
Jimmo throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jimmo misses with a head kick.
Jimmo throws a body kick that misses.
That kick from Doofenshmirtz tenderised Jimmo's leg. Jimmo is trying to keep his angry face on.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jimmo on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz obviously looking to wear him down.
Doofenshmirtz throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Jimmo.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a shot to the body.

Doofenshmirtz takes the fight into the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Jared Jimmo has been cut.

Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jimmo's head.
Doofenshmirtz thows a body kick. Jimmo tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Doofenshmirtz wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A thudding body kick lands there by Doofenshmirtz!
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range as Jimmo throws a body kick.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a hook.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a kick to the midsection.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a head kick by Jimmo.
Jimmo has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Doofenshmirtz.
Jimmo looks winded!
Doofenshmirtz lands with a good body shot.
Jimmo wants to slow Doofenshmirtz down by chopping away at his legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jimmo throws a sloppy head kick and Doofenshmirtz moves out of range easily.
Decent striking displayed by Doofenshmirtz there.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice looking body kick.
Good shot there by Doofenshmirtz.
Jimmo walks into a straight right hand from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz works Jimmo's body with a nice hook.
Jimmo takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Doofenshmirtz takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jimmo has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice looking kick to the body. Jimmo takes a step back to recover.

Doofenshmirtz lands a big head kick that sends Jimmo tumbling to the mat! Doofenshmirtz takes a step backwards and waves Jimmo back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Jimmo is rocked!
Doofenshmirtz lands with a big left! Jimmo is wobbled badly! Doofenshmirtz comes in with a flurry of punches and drops Jimmo to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
An out of breath and clearly excited Heinz Doofenshmirtz thanked Zombie Nutrition - LOD for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).