PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chance The Rapper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Rapper
vs
Lesnar

200 cm
25
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Atlantis
Modernized Goroshi Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Chance The Rapper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Rapper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as The Rapper sprawls well. The Rapper wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Lesnar gets slowly back to his feet.
Lesnar throws a sloppy head kick
and The Rapper counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lesnar throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Rapper counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Lesnar throws a head kick that misses
and The Rapper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lesnar's knee momentarily.
A head kick by Lesnar misses
and The Rapper counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Lesnar tries to clinch but fails miserably
and The Rapper counters with a thumping low kick.
The Rapper could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Lesnar throws a lazy head kick
and The Rapper makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Lesnar looks winded!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lesnar throws a head kick that misses
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Lesnar tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Brock Lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
An inside leg kick lands from The Rapper.
Lesnar takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Lesnar has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Rapper.
The Rapper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The Rapper.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Rapper connects with an inside leg kick.
Lesnar takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Rapper. That's going to slow Lesnar down.
The Rapper throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Lesnar.
A kick lands to the mid section there for The Rapper.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lesnar has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Rapper.
The Rapper cracks Lesnar with a right hand to the side of the head.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Rapper.
Lesnar takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Lesnar tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. The Rapper manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The Rapper lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The Rapper throws a nice outside leg kick.
Jab by The Rapper.
Lesnar has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Rapper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Rapper throws out a powerful jab.
The Rapper connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The Rapper looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Lesnar stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Rapper.
Lesnar gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The Rapper.
The Rapper connects with an inside leg kick.
Lesnar misses with a hook
and The Rapper counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
The Rapper connects with an inside leg kick.
The Rapper throws a head kick that Lesnar semi-blocks.
The Rapper jabs at Lesnar's body.
The Rapper scores with a kick to the body.
Lesnar ducks right into an uppercut from The Rapper.
The Rapper lands with a nice body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Rapper sizes up Lesnar with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
The Rapper scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lesnar doesn't seem bothered though.
The Rapper scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The Rapper lands with a thumping leg kick.
The Rapper pushes Lesnar away with a front kick.
Lesnar has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from The Rapper.
The Rapper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chance The Rapper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A right-left combo lands from The Rapper.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Rapper scores with a kick to the midsection.
The Rapper connects with a solid leg kick.
The Rapper with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The Rapper stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The Rapper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Rapper lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
A kick lands to the mid section there for The Rapper.
The Rapper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Lesnar.
The Rapper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The Rapper scores with a crisp jab that stopped Lesnar in his tracks.
The Rapper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The Rapper scores with a head kick. Lesnar tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
A solid body kick from The Rapper.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Rapper lands a head kick. Lesnar smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
A slapping leg kick lands for The Rapper.
The Rapper scores with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chance The Rapper dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A head kick by Lesnar misses
and The Rapper counters with a thumping low kick.
The Rapper displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lesnar.
Lesnar's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Rapper, right into the meat.
The Rapper with a hook.
The Rapper connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
The Rapper thuds his right hand into Lesnar's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Lesnar tries to close the distance and clinch but The Rapper swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The Rapper throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Lesnar tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lesnar is breathing heavily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Rapper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A jab from The Rapper does it's job there.
The Rapper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Rapper throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The Rapper scores with a head kick. Lesnar tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Lesnar is rocked!
Crunch! The Rapper slams his shin into Lesnar's torso.
The Rapper fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Lesnar takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The Rapper scores with a head kick.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Lesnar might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, The Rapper has got the better of the exchanges.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lesnar throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and The Rapper counters with a nice low kick that buckles Lesnar's knee momentarily.
Lesnar throws a head kick that misses
and The Rapper counters with a good low kick that Lesnar was not able to check.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from The Rapper. Lesnar shrugs it off though.
Lesnar takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Rapper, right into the meat.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Rapper lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Lesnar sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Lesnar steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The Rapper. That one must have hurt.
Lesnar throws a sloppy head kick
and The Rapper counters with a solid body kick.
The Rapper throws a quick inside leg kick.
Lesnar stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Rapper.
The Rapper pushes Lesnar away with a front kick.
Lesnar drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The Rapper keeps Lesnar at a distance using the push kick.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Lesnar looks to throw a body kick
and The Rapper counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Rapper lands with a kick to the temple. Lesnar shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Lesnar walks forward, straight into a front kick from The Rapper.
The Rapper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The Rapper lands with a slapping head kick.
Lesnar is still on wobbly legs! Can The Rapper finish him?
The Rapper scoring well with a low kick there.
Lesnar seems to have recovered his senses.
The Rapper cracks the inside of Lesnar's front leg.
The Rapper lands a jab to Lesnar's midsection.
Lesnar on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lesnar on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The Rapper. The Rapper obviously looking to wear him down.
Good leg kick by The Rapper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Rapper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lesnar has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The Rapper connects with a solid leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Rapper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lesnar has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Rapper.
The Rapper lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Lesnar takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says The Rapper as he avoids it easily.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Rapper, right into the meat.
Lesnar throws a sloppy head kick
and The Rapper counters with a low kick, right behind Lesnar 's knee.
A left lands for The Rapper.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lesnar throws a sloppy head kick
and The Rapper counters with a leg kick.
The Rapper fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Lesnar has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Chance The Rapper is winning the standup battle so far.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Rapper. That's going to slow Lesnar down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chance The Rapper dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Lesnar stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Rapper.
Brock Lesnar is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Rapper thumps Lesnar with a low kick.
Lesnar throws a lazy head kick
and The Rapper counters with a leg kick.
Lesnar shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has The Rapper pinned against the cage. The Rapper gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
The Rapper connects with an inside leg kick.
The Rapper throws a quick inside leg kick.
The Rapper feints and then cracks Lesnar's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lesnar down.
That kick from The Rapper tenderised Lesnar's leg. Lesnar is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Rapper throws a nice head kick!
Lesnar takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Rapper lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lesnar at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Rapper throws a nice head kick!
The Rapper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lesnar can do to turn this around?
The Rapper throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A chopping leg kick lands by The Rapper.
The Rapper with a jab.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from The Rapper - that will leave a mark!
Good shot there by The Rapper.
Lesnar throws a lazy head kick
and The Rapper makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Lesnar really felt that one!
Lesnar on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by The Rapper. The Rapper obviously looking to wear him down.
Lesnar sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Lesnar tries to grapple but his opponent circles
enabling The Rapper to counter with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Rapper, right into the meat.
Lesnar tries to land a body kick
and The Rapper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lesnar has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Lesnar takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The Rapper lands with a thumping leg kick.
That kick from The Rapper tenderised Lesnar's leg. Lesnar is trying to keep his angry face on.
That kick from The Rapper tenderised Lesnar's leg. Lesnar is trying to keep his angry face on.
Lesnar throws a sloppy head kick
and The Rapper counters with a nice uppercut.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Rapper.
Lesnar throws a lazy head kick
and The Rapper counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
The Rapper lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lesnar throws a sloppy head kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Rapper cracks a nice hook into Lesnar's ribs.
The Rapper throws a leg kick which misses Lesnar's front leg but catches the back leg as Lesnar tries to avoid it.
A head kick by Lesnar misses
and The Rapper counters with a slapping leg kick.
The Rapper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Lesnar swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and The Rapper counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A chopping leg kick lands by The Rapper.
Chance The Rapper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The Rapper lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lesnar's sensitive parts.
The Rapper scores with a head kick. Lesnar tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
The Rapper lands a glancing blow to the side of Lesnar's head.
The Rapper scores with a spinning back kick!
The Rapper scores with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Rapper connects with a body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar misses with a kick to the body
and The Rapper makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Lesnar chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before The Rapper can pounce on him.
The Rapper lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from The Rapper. Lesnar shrugs it off though.
Good exchange - The Rapper coming out on top.
Lesnar misses with the body kick
and The Rapper counters with a body kick.
Brock Lesnar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Rapper lands with a shot to the body.
The Rapper lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Rapper, right into the meat.
The Rapper scores with a kick to the body.
Lesnar throws a lazy head kick
and The Rapper finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chance The Rapper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The Rapper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:25
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:25
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chance The Rapper!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Chance The Rapper made sure he mentioned Modernized Goroshi Supplements, along with how happy he was to win his fight.