PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Mic Krilla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Krilla's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, A Tribe Called Quest - Buggin' Out. Norris is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Kryptonite. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Krilla
vs
Norris

169 cm
30
158 lbs
14 - 11 - 0

182 cm
26
156 lbs
13 - 8 - 0

World class MT
Insanely flexible

World class boxer
Granite chin

All 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mic Krilla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of London, Chuck Norris!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Glass and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Krilla misses with a body kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Norris, as that shot connected.
Norris throws a sloppy head kick and Krilla moves out of range easily.
Krilla throws a chopping leg kick but Norris manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Norris lands with a straight right. Krilla didn't see that one coming.
Norris feints a jab promting Krilla to slip. Norris then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Krilla slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Krilla misses with a head kick.
Krilla looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Krilla throws a nice head kick!
Norris pushes Krilla away with a front kick.
Krilla connects with an inside leg kick.
Norris slips a straight right by Krilla.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Krilla throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Krilla pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Norris lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Norris.
Norris throws a jab when Krilla was well out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Krilla scores with a punch to the head.
Krilla lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Good work by Norris as he checks the leg kick.
Norris throws a jab when Krilla was well out of range.
Krilla connects with a right hand. Norris shakes it off.
Norris pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Krilla pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Norris throws the kick towards the body but Krilla avoids it.
Jab, jab by Norris - just one landing.
Norris tries to bum rush Krilla with a series of wild strikes but Krilla uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Norris blocks a head kick by Krilla.
Good leg kick by Krilla there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Krilla wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Krilla throws a sloppy head kick
and Krilla takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Norris throws a low kick but Krilla moves out of range easily.
Krilla slips a jab from Norris.
Krilla misses with a head kick.
Norris moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Norris is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Norris scores with a jab to the jaw.
Krilla throws a head kick that misses.
Norris blocks a head kick by Krilla.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Norris bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Krilla throws a head kick that misses
and Norris counters with a nice uppercut.
Krilla throws a nice inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Mic Krilla will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Norris lands a leg kick that knocks Krilla off balance momentarily.
Krilla throws a lazy head kick
and Norris counters with a nice low kick that buckles Krilla's knee momentarily.
Krilla throws a lazy right hand but Norris sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Norris throws a right and a left that Krilla avoids nicely.
Norris misses with a straight left.
Norris fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Krilla manages to avoid it.
Krilla throws a head kick that misses
and Norris counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice body kick there by Norris.
Norris ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Krilla moves away.
Krilla throws a head kick that half lands.
Krilla moves out of range of the body kick from Norris.
Krilla tries to clinch but Norris moves out of range.
Mic Krilla is winning the standup battle so far.
Norris fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Krilla.
Norris has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A nice inside leg kick there by Krilla. That's going to slow Norris down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Krilla misses with a head kick.
Krilla lands a head kick!
A chopping leg kick lands by Krilla.
Krilla misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Norris pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Norris misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Krilla.
Norris lands a two punch combo.
Krilla throws a head kick but Norris moves out of range.
Norris swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Krilla keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Norris.
Krilla scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Krilla on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris throws a head kick that misses.
Krilla tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Norris is able to avoid easily.
Krilla misses with a looping right.
Krilla jabbing away but nothing is landing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Krilla tries a head kick but it misses.
Krilla tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Norris manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mic Krilla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Krilla throws a head kick but Norris moves out of range.
Norris walks forward, straight into a front kick from Krilla.
Norris fails to land with a series of punches.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Norris looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A jab from Norris does it's job there.
Norris lands with an uppercut that bounces Krilla off the ropes and back into range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Mic Krilla will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Krilla misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chuck Norris has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Krilla throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Krilla misses with a kick to the body.
Norris lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Krilla circles away quickly and effectively.
Krilla misses with a head kick.
Krilla wants to land a leg kick but Norris is out of range.
Krilla tries to close the distance and clinch but Norris swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Norris feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Krilla's calf.
Krilla pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Krilla is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Krilla throws a head kick but Norris moves out of range.
Chuck Norris is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A head kick misses from Krilla.
Krilla misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris connects with the punch.
Norris thows a body kick. Krilla tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A left and a right from Norris both land. Nice combination.
Krilla misses with a looping left.
Krilla blocks a head kick by Norris.
Good leg kick by Krilla there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Norris is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Norris checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.

Krilla gets a clinch.
Krilla misses with a knee to the head.
Krilla tries to land knees in the clinch but Norris avoids the damage to the body.
Norris lands a body shot.
Mic Krilla is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Norris can't find room to land a body shot as Krilla controls the action.
Krilla lands a good knee to the midsection. Norris won't want to take too many of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Krilla makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Norris working hard to break the clinch.
Norris throws a punch but it's blocked by Krilla.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Norris swings wildly with an uppercut but Krilla uses good head movement to avoid it.
Norris doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Norris swings wildly with an uppercut but Krilla uses good head movement to avoid it.
Krilla connects with a nasty looking knee right to Norris's face.
Krilla using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Norris.
Knees to the body from Krilla.
Norris throws a head punch that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mic Krilla showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Krilla has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mic Krilla!
An out of breath Mic Krilla thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.