PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fancy Nancy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bradley Nowell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nowell has chosen Doin Time as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Nancy
vs
Nowell

192 cm
34
259 lbs
29 - 14 - 0

192 cm
35
259 lbs
29 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

[JMFC] Arashi Fighting Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fancy Nancy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bradley Nowell!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nowell bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nancy misses with a looping right.
Nowell closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nowell walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Nancy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Nancy throws a lazy right hand but Nowell sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Nancy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Nowell tries to clinch but Nancy moves out of range.
Nancy blocks a jab.
Nancy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nowell.
Nowell is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nowell lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nancy ducks under a wild hook from Nowell.
Nowell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nancy.
Nowell throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Nancy's waist but Nancy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Nowell off to one side.
Nowell gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Nancy scores with a one two! Nowell had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A left lands for Nancy.
Nowell avoids the head kick by Nancy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nowell bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

Nowell gets a clinch.
Nowell blocks a body shot from Nancy.
Nancy lands a right hand.
Nancy misses with the head strike.
Nancy has Nowell pushed against the cage.
Nowell misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nancy lands with a light punch inside.
Nancy blocks a body shot from Nowell.

Nancy breaks from the clinch.
Nancy works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Nancy throws a looping overhand right but Nowell ducks down to avoid it.
Nowell fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Nancy on the side of the head.
Nancy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nowell scores with the left hand. Nancy knows he should have avoided that one.
Nowell fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nowell is looking to chop away at Nancy's legs.
Fancy Nancy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nowell ducks under a wild hook from Nancy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nancy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nowell lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Nancy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Nancy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A good leg kick by Nowell.
Nowell throws a sloppy head kick and Nancy moves out of range easily.
Nancy staying out of range there.
Nancy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A chopping leg kick lands by Nowell.
Nowell keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Nancy.
Nancy misses with a body shot.
Nancy misses with a wild body shot.
Nowell steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nancy.
Nancy tests Nowell's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nancy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nowell doesn't manage to clinch there - Nancy circles away.

Nancy moves into the clinch.
Nancy tries to stall but Nowell uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Nowell creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nowell tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nancy tries a body shot but Nowell blocks it.
Nancy misses with a hook from the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Nancy.
Nowell misses with some punches.
Nowell is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Nancy is defending well for now.
Nowell fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Nowell fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Nancy fails to land.
Nowell misses with a knee to the head.
Nowell lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nancy.
Nancy blocks an uppercut.
Nancy is trying to stall.
A short body shot lands from Nancy as the two fighters clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nancy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Nowell backwards.
Nowell working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Nancy content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Nancy.
Nowell misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nancy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nancy lands a hook that snaps the head of Nowell backwards.
Nowell lands a body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nowell.
A right hook to the body lands for Nancy.
Nowell looks winded!

Nancy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Nancy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Nowell moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Nancy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nancy lands with a hook. Nowell tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Nowell tries to close the distance and clinch up but Nancy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nancy scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Nancy throws a hook but Nowell blocks it.
An inside leg kick from Nancy misses.
Nancy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Nancy misses with a head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nancy misses with a body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Nancy.
Nowell lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Nancy throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fancy Nancy dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Nowell connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nowell throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nowell throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Nancy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nowell throws a jab when Nancy was well out of range.
Nancy lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Nowell backs up against the cage.
Nancy scoring well with a low kick there.
Nancy chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Nowell can pounce on him.
Nancy looks to land a left hand but Nowell moved out of range nicely.
Nowell thows a body shot but no joy.
A clash of legs there as Nancy blocks the low kick.
Nancy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nowell uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Nancy has time to react.
Nowell defending well as Nancy loads up on a big left hand.
Fancy Nancy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nancy misses with an uppercut.
Nancy tries a head kick but it misses.
Nowell is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Nancy tries to sprawl but Nowell drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Nowell not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Nowell slows the pace down in half guard.
Nancy is refusing to be controlled, as Nowell sits in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Bradley Nowell hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Nancy loads up on a big right hand but Nowell slips the punch.
Nancy stuffs the takedown.
Fancy Nancy is winning the standup battle so far.
Nowell fails with a takedown attempt.
Nowell tries a head kick but it misses.
Nancy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fancy Nancy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nowell takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nowell is looking to clinch but Nancy is avoiding it.
Nowell on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Nancy misses the target.

Nancy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Nancy is trying to stall.
Nowell lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nowell lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Nowell.
A hook to the body from Nancy.
Nowell is breathing heavily.
Nowell misses with some punches.
Nancy misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nowell doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nowell fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nancy lands a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nancy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nowell misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nowell prevents a body shot from Nancy.
Nancy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Still in the clinch, Nancy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nowell with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Nancy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nancy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nowell.
Nancy presses Nowell against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Nancy scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nancy tries a body shot but Nowell blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nowell.
Nancy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Nancy lands a shoulder strike.
A shot in the inside from Nancy.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Nancy.
Nowell works on Nancy's body with a couple of short punches.

Nancy breaks the clinch.
Nowell tried to score with a low kick but Nancy checks it.
Nancy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Nowell moves away.
Nancy moves forwards but Nowell connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Nowell takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Nowell blocks a jab.
Nowell ducks under a wild hook from Nancy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nowell moves away from the strike by Nancy.
Nancy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Nancy misses with an uppercut. Nowell saw that one coming.
Nancy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fancy Nancy dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Nowell slips a straight right by Nancy.
Nowell is looking to clinch but Nancy is avoiding it.
Nancy throws a jab but it's blocked by Nowell.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Nancy, right into the meat.
Nancy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nowell takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Nowell throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nowell tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Nancy manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nowell misses with a low kick as Nancy jumps back.
Nowell throws a hook to the side of Nancy's head but Nancy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Nancy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nowell sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Nancy throws a series of punches but Nowell moves out of range.
Nowell throws a low kick but Nancy avoids it.
Nancy lands a right hook to the body.
Nancy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nancy throws a hook but Nowell avoids it easily.
Nancy fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nowell lands a nice looking kick to the body. Nancy takes a step back to recover.
Nowell takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nowell throws a hook but Nancy blocks it.
Nowell moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nowell slips under a jab.
Nowell keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nancy misses with an uppercut.
Nowell gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Nowell ducks under a wild hook from Nancy.
Nancy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nowell throws out the jab.
Nowell has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Nancy misses with the combination.

Nancy has closed the distance and engaged Nowell in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nowell throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Nancys head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nancy tries to circle away but Nowell has him pinned against the cage.
Nowell scores with a nice hook to the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nancy taking a breather.
Nowell gets through Nancy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nancy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nowell's elbow.
Nowell lands a right hand that snaps the head of Nancy backwards.
Nancy can't find room to land a body shot as Nowell controls the action.
Nowell with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Fancy Nancy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Nowell tries a body shot but Nancy blocks it.
Nowell tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Nancy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Nowell looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nowell shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nancy takes a kick to the side of the head.
Nancy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nancy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nancy uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nowell.
A leg kick checked by Nowell.
Nowell uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nancy.
Nancy swinging wildly here.

Nowell shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Nowell showed some decent athleticism there.
Nancy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Nowell.
Nowell trying to mount his opponent but Nancy defends it.
Fancy Nancy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nowell is trying to control. Nancy wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Nancy wants to get back to full guard.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Bradley Nowell hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Nowell throws a head kick but Nancy moves out of range.

Nowell has managed to clinch.
Nancy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nowell tries to land knees in the clinch but Nancy avoids the damage to the body.
Nowell blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nowell working aggressively here.
Nancy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nowell's elbow.
Bradley Nowell has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nowell lands a nice uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bradley Nowell comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Nancy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fancy Nancy!