PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between NumbaOne Stunna (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Namor McKenzie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stunna's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bring The Pain. McKenzie is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Man From Atlantis. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Stunna
vs
McKenzie

183 cm
37
282 lbs
33 - 25 - 3

200 cm
35
241 lbs
28 - 14 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 25 - 3, fighting out of New York, NumbaOne Stunna!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Namor McKenzie!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Richard Clark and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McKenzie throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
McKenzie misses with a kick to the body.
McKenzie waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Stunna.
Stunna throws a sloppy head kick and McKenzie moves out of range easily.
Namor McKenzie seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stunna throws a head kick but McKenzie moves out of range.
Stunna looks to land a right hand but McKenzie moved out of range.
Stunna takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
A swing and a miss from McKenzie.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stunna defending well as McKenzie loads up on a big left hand.
McKenzie's coach down at Team Hopkins was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on McKenzie's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Stunna misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McKenzie misses the jab.
Stunna scores with a jab to the body.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
McKenzie throws a head punch that misses.
McKenzie lands an elbow that stopped Stunna in his tracks for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short left from Stunna.

It looks like Namor McKenzie has been cut.
Stunna wants to break the clinch but can't.
Stunna throws a punch but it's blocked by McKenzie.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, McKenzie creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Stunna misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from McKenzie.
Stunna lands with a short shot to the head.
Stunna managing to block the knees to the body from McKenzie.
Stunna cracks McKenzie with a nice body shot.
McKenzie misses with a body punch.
Stunna wants a takedown but no success here.
Stunna goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
McKenzie scores with an uppercut up the middle.
McKenzie lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Stunna backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stunna lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of McKenzie backwards.

Stunna has picked McKenzie up - he's going for a ride! Stunna dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
McKenzie is looking to escape.
McKenzie is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Stunna wants to pass the guard but McKenzie is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stunna passes the guard and advances to mount!
Stunna landing strikes, looking to finish!
McKenzie is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Stunna cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Stunna throws a strike there. McKenzie manages to avoid it well and slips a leg under to get to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McKenzie wants to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stunna not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Stunna wants to control but McKenzie is keeping him busy.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Stunna connects with a nice short shot to McKenzie's temple.
McKenzie avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Stunna.
Stunna missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
McKenzie has hold of Stunna's hands but Stunna slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Stunna throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing McKenzie to regain full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stunna missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
McKenzie avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Stunna throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McKenzie works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Stunna throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McKenzie works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Stunna loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McKenzie keeping moving, preventing Stunna from controlling successfully.
Stunna in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

McKenzie is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Stunna just misses with a elbow thrown towards McKenzie's brow.
Stunna lands with a left to the head.

That has opened up Namor McKenzie's cut even more.
Stunna blocking some punches.
A hook to the body from Stunna.
McKenzie blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Stunna.
McKenzie takes a shot to the head.

McKenzie is rocked!

The cut above Namor McKenzie's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Stunna is muscling McKenzie up against the cage and as McKenzie bounces back off, Stunna cracks him with a huge right hand! McKenzie crumples to the mat - he's out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). NumbaOne Stunna!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, NumbaOne Stunna made sure he mentioned TFP Graphics - Pit Inc, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Namor McKenzie was interviewed post fight and said 'He was so slippery I think he greased himself? but you know what I'm still getting my money anyway but I he did some fishy things'.