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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Damo Bodhidharma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Winning! - Charlie Sheen kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Charlie Sheen will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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266 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Damo Bodhidharma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen throws out a leg kick but Bodhidharma moves out of range and Sheen only half commits.
Sheen cracks Bodhidharma with a good jab.
It looks like Damo Bodhidharma has been cut.
Sheen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bodhidharma fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Sheen checks it well.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bodhidharma. Sheen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheen scores with a nice head shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen jabs Bodhidharma right on the nose. Bodhidharma blinks but takes it well.
Bodhidharma will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bodhidharma lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Bodhidharma looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Sheen pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Bodhidharma back to the cage. Sheen follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Sheen bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Bodhidharma is rocked!
Bodhidharma tried to score with a low kick but Sheen checks it.
Bodhidharma fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sheen has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen takes a swing at Bodhidharma's ribcage but misses.
Bodhidharma scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Charlie Sheen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sheen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sheen takes a swing at Bodhidharma's ribcage but misses.
Sheen throws a lazy uppercut
and Bodhidharma counters with a low kick, right behind Sheen 's knee.
Bodhidharma connects with a solid leg kick.
Bodhidharma pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sheen is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Sheen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sheen misses with a wild combination.
Bodhidharma thows a leg kick but Sheen checks it
and Sheen counters with a straight right hand.
A clash of legs there as Sheen blocks the low kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The fighters circling - Sheen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sheen blocks a head kick by Bodhidharma.
Sheen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bodhidharma goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
A slapping body kick lands there for Sheen.
Bodhidharma wants to land a leg kick but Sheen is out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Sheen.
Bodhidharma wants to land a leg kick but Sheen is out of range.
Sheen throws the left hand but Bodhidharma avoids the punch easily.
Sheen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bodhidharma.
Bodhidharma shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Sheen lands a jab to Bodhidharma's midsection.
Bodhidharma throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Sheen counter with a right hand.
Bodhidharma ducks under a wild hook from Sheen.
Bodhidharma throws a nice inside leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bodhidharma with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sheen to score with a decent uppercut.
Sheen fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bodhidharma was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Sheen thows a body shot but no joy.
Bodhidharma throws a leg kick but Sheen checks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen misses with a looping left.
Sheen has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Sheen misses with an uppercut. Bodhidharma saw that one coming.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Bodhidharma.
Sheen lands an overhand right.
Bodhidharma thows a leg kick but Sheen checks it
enabling Sheen to counter with a crisp jab.
Sheen misses with a two punch combination.
Sheen throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bodhidharma counters by moving into the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Sheen stalls.
Sheen is trying to break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charlie Sheen dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Bodhidharma's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
A cross from Sheen lands.
Bodhidharma keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sheen.
Bodhidharma misses with a body kick.
Sheen misses with a looping left.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bodhidharma lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Sheen has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Sheen and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Bodhidharma pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Damo Bodhidharma is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sheen scores with a jab. Bodhidharma acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Bodhidharma looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Bodhidharma defending well as Sheen loads up on a big left hand.
Bodhidharma motions for Sheen to come forward. Bodhidharma throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bodhidharma showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Sheen.
Sheen misses with a hook to the body
and Bodhidharma counters with a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen throws a right hand that misses
and Bodhidharma moves into the clinch.
Sheen digs a right hand underneath Bodhidharma's ribcage. Bodhidharma let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bodhidharma lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bodhidharma blocks a body shot from Sheen.
Sheen misses with a short punch on the inside.
Sheen is working Bodhidharma over against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sheen.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sheen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Sheen tries to work over Bodhidharma's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bodhidharma tries to throw a body punch but Sheen avoids it by throwing Bodhidharma back against the cage.
Bodhidharma blocks an uppercut.
Sheen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bodhidharma escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sheen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bodhidharma throws a leg kick that is checked
and Sheen counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sheen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bodhidharma sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bodhidharma misses with a low kick.
Sheen feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Bodhidharma sprawling to the canvas! Bodhidharma rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Sheen finish him?!
Oh Bodhidharma is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sheen scores with a shot to the body.
Bodhidharma walks into a straight right, dropping him to the canvas! Sheen swarms him and finishes the fight with a hail of punches! What a brutal finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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