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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Craig Thomson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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300 lbs
15 - 5 - 0 |
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202 cm
36
247 lbs
24 - 11 - 0 |
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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World class MT
Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shitty Bill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Craig Thomson!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, John Mangel and Ben Hemmingworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bill uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Thomson.
Bill tries to land a leg kick but Thomson saw it coming and moves away.
Bill misses the shot to the body.
Bill has been working on his boxing with his coaches at BEVA Fight Home in the buildup to the fight.
Bill has Thomson up against the ropes in a clinch.
Bill keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Thomson's efforts to push away.
Thomson tries to work over Bill's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thomson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bill throws a good cross that connects.
It looks like Craig Thomson has been cut.
Bill throws a low kick but Thomson avoids it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thomson drops his hands momentarily and Bill takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A slow jab from Thomson misses its intended target.
Bill with a jab.
Jab by Bill.
Bill connects with a looping right hand.
Nice defenses there by Thomson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bill tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bill throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Thomson gets cracked there but stands up to it.
That has opened up Craig Thomson's cut even more.
Bill moves into range and connects with a jab.
Thomson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Bill rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Thomson counters with a straight right hand.
Thomson misses with a lunging right hand
and Bill connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thomson throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Thomson throws a hook but Bill avoids it easily.
Bill checks a leg kick.
Shitty Bill seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thomson cracks Bill with a good jab.
Thomson with a hook.
Thomson takes a swing at Bill's ribcage but misses.
Bill is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bill swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Thomson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thomson misses with a hook.
Thomson lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Thomson.
Thomson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thomson connects with a nice looking jab.
Bill buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Thomson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Thomson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bill cracks Thomson with a good jab.
The cut above Craig Thomson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Thomson takes one to the chin there.
Bill blocks a jab.
Bill connects with a jab.
Craig Thomson's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bill throws a hook but Thomson avoids it easily.
The fighters circling - Bill throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thomson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Thomson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Craig Thomson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Shitty Bill!
A relieved looking Shitty Bill thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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