PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Nate Crook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Really Suck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crook kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Hall of Fame. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Crook
vs
Suck

191 cm
26
202 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

178 cm
25
192 lbs
1 - 15 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nate Crook!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Really Suck!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crook lands an overhand right.
Suck dives in and grabs Crook's left leg, looking for a takedown. Crook pushes down on Suck's head and hops out.
Suck darts in looking for a takedown but Crook gets double underhooks and turns Suck into the cage.
Suck tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Nate Crook has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Really Suck.
Crook avoiding damage.
Crook lands an uppercut.
Suck tries to land knees in the clinch but Crook avoids the damage to the body.
Suck tries to pull guard but Crook won't allow it.
Crook lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Crook escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Crook cracks Suck with an open hand slap.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A cross from Crook lands.
Crook drops Suck with a big left hand! Suck is injured, injured bad! Crook jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nate Crook!
A relieved looking Nate Crook thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.