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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stew Sauced (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ragnar Lothbrok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sauced might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Irish Jig. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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194 cm
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215 lbs
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186 cm
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213 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stew Sauced! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ragnar Lothbrok! The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Lothbrok misses with a series of wild punches.
Lothbrok misses with a series of wild punches.
Lothbrok uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sauced. A shot to the body from Lothbrok misses and Sauced cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Lothbrok bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Lothbrok scores with a sloppy right hand. Sauced should have avoided that one. Lothbrok swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. This has been an exciting period of action! Sauced throws out a loose jab but Lothbrok uses good head movement to avoid it. Sauced scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard. Sauced blocks a jab. Sauced checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Lothbrok ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Sauced fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Lothbrok throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Lothbrok lands a right hook to the body.
Danga de danga de dang - Lothbrok scores with a four punch combination!
That's one minute gone in the round. Lothbrok misses with a wild combination.
Lothbrok looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Sauced slips a jab from Lothbrok. Lothbrok misses with a kick to the body and Sauced counters with a straight right hand. Lothbrok looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Lothbrok scores with a nice head shot. Lothbrok throws a nice looking combination but Sauced bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Lothbrok takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sauced lands a glancing blow to the side of Lothbrok's head. Sauced dodges the punch combination from Lothbrok.
Sauced is looking to clinch but Lothbrok is avoiding it.
Sauced avoids the head kick by Lothbrok.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Lothbrok slips under a jab. Lothbrok keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A head kick misses from Lothbrok. Sauced lands with a right hand. Lothbrok ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Lothbrok falls off balance throwing a combination
and Sauced connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. A jab lands there for Lothbrok. Lothbrok connects with a jab. Lothbrok scores with a hook to the body. Sauced takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Sauced is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all. Sauced slips a jab and a cross from Lothbrok.
A big right from Sauced misses. A telegraphed right hand from Lothbrok misses the target. Lothbrok throws a combination that misses and Sauced counters with a straight right hand. A combination from Lothbrok does no damage. Lothbrok misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Lothbrok darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. Lothbrok thows a body shot but no joy. It looks like Sauced has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Lothbrok misses with a hook. Sauced ducked under it nicely. Lothbrok throws a low kick but Sauced avoids it. Lothbrok digs a good hook to Sauced's body.
Lothbrok takes one on the button. Lothbrok looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. Sauced blocks a jab. Lothbrok loads up on a big right hand but Sauced slips the punch. Sauced lands an overhand right. Sauced scores with a nice strike. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Lothbrok throws a sloppy head kick and Sauced moves out of range easily. Lothbrok misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lothbrok misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lothbrok gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Sauced ducks under a wild hook from Lothbrok. Lothbrok throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lothbrok looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
That's four minutes gone in the round. A slow jab from Lothbrok misses its intended target. Lothbrok throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Sauced. Lothbrok throws a front kick aimed at Sauced's knee but Sauced avoids it well. Lothbrok thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Sauced if he has to take too many more of those.
Lothbrok displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sauced throws out the jab. Sauced waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lothbrok. A slow jab from Lothbrok misses its intended target. Lothbrok staying out of range there. Sauced cracks Lothbrok with a good jab. Lothbrok looks to throw the jab but Sauced is out of range. Sauced takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Sauced moves out of range of the body kick from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
It looks like Stew Sauced has been cut. Sauced misses with a looping right. Lothbrok throws a right and a left that both miss. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ragnar Lothbrok dominated that round. The cut man is working on Stew Sauced's cut. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Lothbrok throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Sauced counters with a nice body shot. Lothbrok misses with a jab to the body
and Sauced counters with a straight right hand. Lothbrok throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean. Sauced is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches. Sauced misses with an uppercut. Lothbrok saw that one coming. Sauced scores with the left hand. Lothbrok knows he should have avoided that one. Lothbrok throws a lazy head kick and Sauced counters with a lovely shot to the body. Sauced avoids the head kick by Lothbrok.
Sauced takes a swing at Lothbrok's ribcage but misses. Sauced takes a kick to the side of the head. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Lothbrok moves away from the strike by Sauced. A looping hook to the body misses from Lothbrok. Sauced does a little dance to reset his feet. A left lands for Sauced. Lothbrok staying out of range there. Lothbrok throws a head kick that misses. Sauced bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Lothbrok misses with an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round. Sauced bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Sauced walks into a jab. Lothbrok pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lothbrok is breathing heavily. Lothbrok throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sauced throws an overhand right that lands on Lothbrok's shoulder, as Lothbrok tries to avoid the shot. Lothbrok takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him. Lothbrok throws a half hearted mid kick. Lothbrok throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ragnar Lothbrok seems to be getting the better of the standup. Lothbrok throws a left and a right that both miss
and Sauced makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Lothbrok really felt that one! A slow jab from Sauced misses its intended target. A big right from Lothbrok misses. Lothbrok throws out a loose jab but Sauced uses good head movement to avoid it. Lothbrok falls off balance throwing a combination
and Sauced counters with a stiff right hand. Lothbrok takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Sauced looks to land a left hand but Lothbrok moved out of range nicely. Sauced connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Lothbrok throws a sloppy body shot
and Sauced counters with a stiff right hand. Sauced misses with a body shot.
Sauced uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lothbrok.
Lothbrok fails with an attempt to clinch.
Lothbrok throws a right hand that misses
and Sauced counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Lothbrok throws a series of punches but Sauced avoids them all with ease. Sauced misses with an uppercut. Lothbrok saw that one coming. Lothbrok steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sauced. Lothbrok fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Sauced checks it well. Lothbrok misses with an uppercut
and Sauced cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. A jab from Sauced finds it's way through Lothbrok's defenses. Lothbrok rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Sauced moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Sauced ducks under a wild hook from Lothbrok. Lothbrok tries to bum rush Sauced with a series of wild strikes but Sauced uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Sauced checks the leg kick nicely there.
Lothbrok displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sauced throws out the jab. Sauced feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lothbroks jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist! Lothbrok misses with a combination
and Sauced counters with a straight right hand. Sauced ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Sauced keeps the fight on the outside. Lothbrok with a jab. Lothbrok throws a head kick that misses. Lothbrok steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sauced. Sauced moves out of range of the leg kick from Lothbrok. Ragnar Lothbrok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Lothbrok connects with a looping right hand.
Lothbrok moves out of range of the leg kick from Sauced. Sauced takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Lothbrok misses with a right hand and Sauced counters with a straight right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Lothbrok throws a hook but Sauced avoids it easily. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Sauced wants to clinch. Sauced walks into a stiff left hand from Lothbrok. A swing and a miss from Lothbrok. Sauced tries to clinch but Lothbrok is having none of it. Sauced checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time. Lothbrok rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Sauced moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Lothbrok misses with a few strikes there.
Sauced lunges at Lothbrok with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lothbrok's hand. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! A jab from Sauced finds it's way through Lothbrok's defenses. Lothbrok misses with a series of wild punches.
Lothbrok looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stew Sauced dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Stew Sauced's cut. That's time! Sauced's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Lothbrok jabs Sauced to the body, keeping him at a distance. Ragnar Lothbrok is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. A lazy left from Sauced finds it's target.
Lothbrok is rocked! Lothbrok pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sauced closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. Lothbrok has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Lothbrok pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lothbrok just misses with a punch to the body.
Sauced showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok jabbing away but nothing is landing. Lothbrok ducks right into an uppercut from Sauced. Lothbrok is still on wobbly legs! Can Sauced finish him? Sauced clinches. Sauced is working Lothbrok over against the cage. Lothbrok seems to have recovered his senses. Sauced lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Sauced misses with a body punch.
Lothbrok breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Sauced moves out of range as Lothbrok throws a body kick.
Lothbrok takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Lothbrok misses with a double jab
and Sauced counters with a nice uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round. The fighters circling - Sauced throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Lothbrok throws a sloppy head kick and Sauced moves out of range easily. Sauced bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. Lothbrok slips under a jab. The fighters circle momentarily. Sauced darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. A jab from Sauced misses. Lothbrok jabs Sauced right on the nose. Sauced blinks but takes it well. Sauced lands with a straight right. Lothbrok didn't see that one coming. Sauced lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lothbrok at a distance.
Sauced tries to close the distance and clinch but Lothbrok swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Sauced cracks Lothbrok on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Lothbrok falls backwards against the cage. Sauced follows up with more strikes that drop Lothbrok to his knees. Sauced keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Lothbrok! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stew Sauced! Stew Sauced bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
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energy
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