PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Artie Lange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darren McGlynn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lange comes to the cage accompanied by ACDC-You Shook Me(All Night Long). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lange
vs
McGlynn

183 cm
33
149 lbs
13 - 12 - 0

157 cm
25
154 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Prefers standup

Heisenberg

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Artie Lange!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Darren McGlynn!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Tarja Halkonen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lange shoots in for a takedown but McGlynn shows good takedown defense.

McGlynn gets caught flat footed, as Lange shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Lange controls from within his opponent's guard.

Lange is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Lange working some strikes from top position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lange controls from within his opponent's guard.
Lange really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Lange decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on McGlynn, up you get!

Lange clinches.
McGlynn looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
McGlynn tries to break free but Lange pushes him back against the cage.
McGlynn is trying to break free.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McGlynn wants to break free but Lange has control.

Lange pulls guard successfully.

Lange pushes a forearm under McGlynn's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, McGlynn is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Artie Lange!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Artie Lange made sure he mentioned DJs Locker, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Darren McGlynn spoke after the fight, saying 'Another loss is pretty devastating. I don't know what I'm going to do. I have a lot I'm going to have to work on. I have another 2 fights left on my contract so we'll see what happens next.'.