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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcus Brandao (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brandao has chosen The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army as his entrance music. Alfred E Neuman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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300 lbs
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234 lbs
17 - 12 - 0 |
World class MT
Granite chin
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Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alfred E Neuman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Marcus Brandao!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Albert Achterberg and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brandao connects with an inside leg kick.
E Neuman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Brandao swats him away and circles back towards the center.
E Neuman tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Brandao is able to avoid easily.
We've been informed that Brandao has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
E Neuman misses the body punch
and Brandao counters with a nice leg kick.
Brandao tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
E Neuman tried to score with a low kick but Brandao checks it.
E Neuman tries to clinch up but Brandao circles away and keeps his distance.
E Neuman scores with a kick to the midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as E Neuman checks a leg kick.
E Neuman moves out of range as Brandao throws a body kick.
Brandao scores with a kick to the body.
Brandao swings for the body but E Neuman moves out of range.
Brandao connects with a crisp jab.
Brandao throws a hook but E Neuman blocks it.
Brandao feints and then cracks E Neuman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow E Neuman down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Brandao has time to react.
It looks like Marcus Brandao has been cut.
Brandao gets off balance looking for a body kick
and E Neuman counters quickly with a head kick that drops Brandao to the mat! The referee starts the count at 3 - will Brandao be able to get back to his feet in time? 4,5,6, he's up. He looks OK so we'll continue the action!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
E Neuman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Brandao.
Brandao misses with a straight right.
Brandao clobbers E Neuman with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
E Neuman on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A leg kick checked by Brandao.
E Neuman throws a jab when Brandao was well out of range.
E Neuman keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Brandao swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Brandao lands a lovely overhand right.
E Neuman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Brandao has time to react.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brandao lands with a shot to the body.
Brandao looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
E Neuman takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Brandao dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
E Neuman moves out of range as Brandao throws a body kick.
E Neuman looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Brandao connects with a leg kick. E Neuman looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A big right from Brandao misses.
E Neuman on the wrong end of a nice jab.
A chopping leg kick lands by Brandao.
Brandao bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of E Neuman's head.
The fighters circling - E Neuman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Brandao scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Brandao blocks the body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman blocks the body kick.
Brandao scores with a kick to the midsection.
Brandao lands with a hook. E Neuman tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Brandao connects with an inside leg kick.
E Neuman is breathing heavily.
E Neuman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Brandao.
E Neuman has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Brandao finds it's way round the side to connect with E Neuman's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
E Neuman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Brandao wants to slow E Neuman down by chopping away at his legs.
Brandao moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Brandao's jab looks to have found its range, popping E Neuman under the eye.
Brandao connects with a solid leg kick.
Brandao is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! E Neuman had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
E Neuman misses with a body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
E Neuman throws a good cross that connects.
Brandao throws a body punch but E Neuman moves out of range.
Brandao looks for the body kick but E Neuman saw that one coming.
Brandao lands with a good body shot.
Marcus Brandao seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A solid leg kick lands there for Brandao.
A good leg kick by Brandao.
E Neuman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Brandao takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
E Neuman is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Brandao. E Neuman does a little dance to reset his feet.
E Neuman has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from E Neuman there as he acknowledges the shot.
E Neuman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Brandao.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Alfred E Neuman should take that round, based on the knockdown.
The cut man is working on Marcus Brandao's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Brandao fakes the leg kick and cracks E Neuman in the body.
Brandao fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Brandao will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Brandao throws a wild body kick that E Neuman sees coming a mile off.
Brandao connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
E Neuman takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Brandao scores with a hook to the body. E Neuman takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brandao moves out of range of the strikes.
E Neuman has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from E Neuman there as he acknowledges the shot.
E Neuman's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Brandao connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! E Neuman scrambles back to his feet.
E Neuman walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Brandao checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Brandao tries to land a front kick but E Neuman steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Brandao scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Brandao lands a nice shot that snaps E Neuman's head back.
Brandao punishes E Neuman's body with a nice straight punch.
Brandao ducks down and throws a hook to the body but E Neuman moves away.
Brandao looks to land a left hand but E Neuman moved out of range nicely.
Brandao has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from E Neuman finds it's way round the side to connect with Brandao's head.
E Neuman takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
E Neuman is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Brandao connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Brandao lands a jab.
E Neuman avoids a kick to the body.
Brandao bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brandao connects with a leg kick. E Neuman looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Brandao fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
E Neuman moves out of range of the body kick from Brandao.
Brandao throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
E Neuman takes one on the button.
Brandao scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. E Neuman doesn't seem bothered though.
Brandao has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Brandao buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Brandao connects with a looping right hand.
Brandao lands a jab to E Neuman's midsection.
Brandao listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Brandao lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Brandao swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by E Neuman.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brandao ducks down and throws a hook to the body but E Neuman moves away.
Brandao connects with an inside leg kick.
Brandao goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Brandao scores with a leg kick.
Brandao scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
E Neuman looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Brandao thuds a left hand into E Neuman's body.
Brandao uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Brandao connects with a leg kick. E Neuman looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
E Neuman drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
E Neuman sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
E Neuman drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
E Neuman sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
E Neuman walks into a big right hand from Brandao and goes down! The referee sends Brandao to a neutral corner as E Neuman gets back to his feet. He looks OK so we're back under way.
E Neuman ducks into a a hook from Brandao and goes down! He looks in a bit of a mess; will he beat the count?! 4,5,6,7,8 - he's up and looking to carry on! The referee looks into his eyes and sees that he's OK to continue!
Brandao lands a nice looking body shot.
Brandao connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
E Neuman is rocked!
Brandao swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A slapping leg kick lands for Brandao.
Brandao chopping away at his opponent's legs.
E Neuman will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Brandao scores with a jab and follows up with an uppercut that drops E Neuman to his knees! He bounces straight back to his feet but is forced to take the mandatory standing 8 count before he's allowed to continue. We're back under way and the fighters meet in the middle of the canvas to re-engage.
Oh E Neuman is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brandao ducks down and throws a big overhand right - it lands flush on the jaw, knocking E Neuman out cold! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Marcus Brandao!
Marcus Brandao thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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