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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Jager (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alfred E Neuman has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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291 lbs
12 - 6 - 0 |
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215 lbs
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World class MT
Granite chin
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Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alfred E Neuman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Chuck Jager!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Nard Betker and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jager has E Neuman up against the ropes in a clinch.
Jager takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jager stalling against the ropes.
E Neuman definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jager using the Thai plumb to throw knees but E Neuman has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jager landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
E Neuman throws an elbow but it misses.
Jager blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jager's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
It looks like Chuck Jager has been cut.
E Neuman displaying some good clinch control by pressing Jager up against the ropes.
E Neuman lands a hook that snaps the head of Jager backwards.
Jager throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jager scores a nice knee to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jager misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've been informed that Jager has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Jager using the Thai plumb to throw knees but E Neuman has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
E Neuman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A nice glancing elbow lands by E Neuman.
Jager throws an elbow but it misses.
E Neuman is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Jager tries a knee to the head but E Neuman blocks it.
E Neuman is trying to break free.
Jager connects with a nasty looking knee right to E Neuman's face.
E Neuman avoiding damage as Jager throws knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Jager obliges.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for E Neuman.
E Neuman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jager avoids it.
E Neuman lands a nice elbow.
Jager using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jager missing with knees to the body.
E Neuman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
E Neuman misses with an elbow strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
E Neuman on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
E Neuman with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
E Neuman throws an elbow that misses.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Jager.
Jager cracks E Neuman with a nice body shot.
A body shot lands from Jager.
E Neuman is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jager is keeping busy.
Jager looking to throw knees to the head but E Neuman is blocking nicely.
E Neuman tries to work over Jager's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
E Neuman is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Jager working E Neuman over with knees to the body.
Jager stalling in the clinch but E Neuman improves position.
E Neuman swings wildly with an uppercut but Jager uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jager lands a good knee to the midsection. E Neuman won't want to take too many of those.
Jager misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from E Neuman.
Jager is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but E Neuman is keeping busy.
Jager putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has E Neuman in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Jager misses with a body punch.
Jager stalling in the clinch but E Neuman improves position.
Jager misses with the head strike.
Jager blocks an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jager lands a good knee to the midsection. E Neuman won't want to take too many of those.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jager missing with knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Jager creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
E Neuman is looking to control Jager's arms but Jager gets an underhook and turns him. Now E Neuman has his back to the ropes.
Jager missing with knees to the body.
Jager is trying to stall.
Jager misses with a punch to the body.
Jager lands a nice knee to the body.
Jager lands an uppercut.
Jager using the Thai plumb to throw knees but E Neuman has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
E Neuman throws a head punch that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
With the fighters up against the ropes, E Neuman throws an elbow but misses.
Jager effectively controlling the action here.
Jager goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chuck Jager dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chuck Jager's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Jager tries to clinch but fails miserably
and E Neuman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jager tries to clinch there but E Neuman circles away.
E Neuman with a jab.
That has opened up Chuck Jager's cut even more.
E Neuman misses the shot to the body.
E Neuman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jager's calf.
Jager swings for the body but E Neuman moves out of range.
E Neuman throws a hook to the side of Jager's head but Jager sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jager feints and then cracks E Neuman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow E Neuman down.
Jager tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but E Neuman was well out of range. Poor timing from Jager.
Jager tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. E Neuman manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
E Neuman throws a lazy right hand but Jager sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jager darts in trying to clinch
and E Neuman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
That's one minute gone in the round.
E Neuman moves into the clinch.
E Neuman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
E Neuman takes a shot to the head.
E Neuman is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
E Neuman landing knees to the head.
Jager landing knees to the head.
Chuck Jager seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Jager obliges.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jager is trying to stall.
Jager stalls.
E Neuman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
E Neuman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jager using the Thai plumb to throw knees but E Neuman has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
E Neuman lands an elbow inside.
Jager landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Jager lands an elbow inside.
It looks like Alfred E Neuman has been cut.
Jager using the Thai plumb to throw knees but E Neuman has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
E Neuman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
The cut above Chuck Jager's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Jager gets through E Neuman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jager lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
E Neuman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Chuck Jager's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Chuck Jager's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Alfred E Neuman!
Alfred E Neuman managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps, into his post fight interview.
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