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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Miller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). E Neuman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The King of Swing. Miller is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Frightened Rabbit - Modern Leper. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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291 lbs
13 - 6 - 0 |
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289 lbs
13 - 8 - 0 |
World class MT
Granite chin
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World class MT
Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alfred E Neuman! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Danny Miller! The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Aafke Stam and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Miller scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one. Miller throws a looping overhand right but E Neuman ducks down to avoid it. E Neuman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Miller on the wrong end of a nice hook. A looping hook to the body misses from Miller. E Neuman does a little dance to reset his feet. E Neuman misses with a looping left. We've been informed that Miller has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result. Miller looks to land a left hand but E Neuman moved out of range nicely. A big right from E Neuman misses. Miller thows a body shot but no joy. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! A looping hook to the body misses from E Neuman. Miller does a little dance to reset his feet. Nice straight punches there by E Neuman. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of E Neuman. Danny Miller seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. E Neuman lands with an uppercut that bounces Miller off the ropes and back into range. E Neuman moves into range and connects with a jab.
Miller is rocked! E Neuman circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Miller tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! E Neuman wins by KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alfred E Neuman! Alfred E Neuman managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, HGH Nutrients Q160 Tycoons Best Quality supps, into his post fight interview. Danny Miller was interviewed post fight and said 'Maybe it's time I gave this nonsense up!'.
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hype
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pop
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