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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Great Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maggot King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cornholio's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Du Hast by Ramstein - Cornholio Mix. King comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Make Them Suffer - Widower kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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152 lbs
7 - 4 - 0 |
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165 cm
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154 lbs
8 - 6 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Good chin |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Great Cornholio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Maggot King!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Topper Green and Francis DeMontford.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cornholio clinches.
Cornholio prevents a body shot from King.
King breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
King throws a head kick that misses
and Cornholio counters with a nice body kick.
Cornholio has a takedown stuffed.
Cornholio swings and misses with a hook to the body.
King throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
King throws a head kick that misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for King.
King throws a leg kick that is checked
and Cornholio counters with a right hand to the body.
King misses with a hook
and Cornholio counters with a head kick. That will keep King thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Cornholio fails to land with a series of punches.
Cornholio misses with a few strikes there.
King pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
King lands with a nice body punch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
King throws a lazy right hand but Cornholio sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cornholio takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cornholio moves into the clinch.
Cornholio tries to pull guard but King won't allow it.
King told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
King misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
King on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
I was talking to Cornholio's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
King doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cornholio is working for takedown but King is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Great Cornholio. That's going to take a lot out of him.
King lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
King is pressed up against the cage. Cornholio has hold of a leg and is looking to drag King down to the mat. King avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Cornholio fails with a takedown attempt.
King throws a head kick that misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
King wants to land a leg kick but Cornholio is out of range.
King misses with a kick to the body.
King misses with a looping left.
Cornholio rushes King and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Cornholio's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cornholio tries to stall but King uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Cornholio doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cornholio blocks an elbow strike.
Cornholio has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed King clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
King showing good submission defense here.
King really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Cornholio. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
This has been an exciting period of action!
King controlling the position well but he knows he's in a bad position.
King is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
King defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Cornholio's arms.
Cornholio trying to control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
King holding both Cornholio 's hands and preventing any damage.
Cornholio is punishing King with some ground and pound.
Cornholio is working the back position looking for the choke. Oh, he's slid into an armbar! Beautiful transition and King taps out! Fantastic Jiu Jitsu from Cornholio.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Great Cornholio!
Post fight, Great Cornholio took to the microphone: 'Brian Fantana. You ARE next! That belt is mine. Me and you, end of January or two weeks...up to you, CHIMP, I mean, Champ. I dont know about sex panther, but your mother is quite a sex cougar. After I whoop your ass Im gonna drink some Fanta and piss in her mouth.'.
The defeated Maggot King had this to say: 'Congrats Laurence Smith. Was a war, never thought I would make it this far.
my fans will see me in the warzone again'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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