PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Pope (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Un has chosen DPRKorean National Anthem as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pope
vs
Jong Un

225 cm
35
283 lbs
23 - 11 - 0

178 cm
28
240 lbs
6 - 8 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jesus Pope!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kim Jong Un!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Daniel Blasius and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jong Un shoots in looking for a takedown. Pope tries to sprawl out of it but Jong Un keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Pope manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Pope circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jong Un shoots and misses

and Pope counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Jong Un gets full guard.
Pope landing some decent shots from guard.
Our spies down at at ACADEMIA ESPARTANA ® inform us that Jong Un has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Pope won't allow Jong Un to sweep him here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jong Un keeping full guard, as Pope tries to pass.
Pope throws a big elbow that misses.
Jong Un utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Pope stands up over Jong Un, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Pope scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Pope has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Pope working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pope wants to pass the guard but Jong Un is keeping the position.
Jong Un not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Pope passes Jong Un's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Jong Un keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Pope is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Pope is trying to control. Jong Un wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Pope seems to be working for a kimura but Jong Un defends the submission attempt.
Pope slips a nice elbow through Jong Un's hands, connecting with Jong Un's forehead.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jong Un tries to get to full guard but Pope has control of the leg.
Pope throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pope controlling the action here.
Jong Un is in trouble now - Pope has advanced to mount!
Pope lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Jong Un hang on?
Pope connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Jong Un tries to reverse the position but Pope maintains control.
Pope pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Jong Un is wriggling around trying to escape.
Pope controlling the position easily from mount.
Jong Un wants to try and get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pope has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Jong Un's face.

It looks like Kim Jong Un has been cut.
Pope working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Jong Un is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jong Un is in a horrible position here. Pope smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Jong Un is still in real trouble! Can Pope finish him?
Pope unloading with bombs!
Pope postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Jong Un in real trouble here! The ref calls for Jong Un to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jesus Pope!
Jesus Pope seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Kim Jong Un spoke after the fight, saying 'We will strike America with great impunity, warning them by fax. Our weapons are the greatest in the world and our penises are huge. '.