PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between James Howlett (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and White Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boy is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Dirty White BOY. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Howlett
vs
Boy

162 cm
25
195 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

183 cm
25
185 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Inexperienced

BJJ White Belt
Decent knees
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, James Howlett!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, White Boy!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Chris Downing and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Howlett throws a right hand that Boy ducks under and follows up with a left that Boy also avoids with ease.
Howlett throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Howlett looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Howlett tries to clinch up but Boy circles away and keeps his distance.
Howlett throws a low kick, looking for Boy's leg but Boy calmly moves out of range.
Howlett moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Boy checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Boy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Howlett momentarily.
Howlett tries to clinch there but Boy circles away.
Boy lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Boy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Howlett.
Boy jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Boy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Boy scores with a hook.
Howlett ducks under a wild hook from Boy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boy misses with a body shot.
Boy misses with an uppercut.
Howlett throws a left and a right that both miss

and Boy counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Boy.
Boy connects with a nasty looking knee right to Howlett's face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy with a knee to the head.
Howlett tries to throw a body punch but Boy avoids it by throwing Howlett back against the cage.
Boy lands a good knee to the midsection. Howlett won't want to take too many of those.
Boy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Howlett backwards.
Howlett is looking to break free of the clinch but Boy has double underhooks.
Boy prevents Howlett from breaking the clinch.
Howlett wants to break free but Boy has control.
Boy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Howlett on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Boy managing to block the knees to the body from Howlett.

Howlett's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Howlett takes a swing at Boy's ribcage but misses.
Boy throws a hook but Howlett blocks it.
Boy is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Howlett does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.

Boy has closed the distance and engaged Howlett in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Boy.
A knee to the head by Boy.

Howlett is rocked!
Boy lands a big knee to the head and Howlett goes down! Boy pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). White Boy!
As White Boy got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Well, I'm a dirty white boy Dirty white boy, dirty white boy Dirty white boy, yeah, dirty white boy A dirty white boy I've been in trouble since I don't know when I'm in trouble now and I now somehow I'll find trouble again I'm a loner, but I'm never alone Every night I get one step '.