PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Paul Irwin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cpl. Sam Fender (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sam Fender. Irwin's entrance music is AC/DC - T.N.T. A fine choice. Fender has chosen 2Pac - California Love as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Irwin
vs
Sam Fender

190 cm
33
212 lbs
29 - 15 - 1

197 cm
36
218 lbs
35 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Perkele!

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Meet the Future

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Paul Irwin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Cpl. Sam Fender!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Irwin misses with the combination.
Fender tests Irwin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fender is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Irwin.
Irwin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fender.
Irwin looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Irwin lands with a kick to the temple. Fender shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Irwin takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Irwin misses with an uppercut. Fender saw that one coming.
Irwin connects with a high kick.
Irwin throws a looping overhand right but Fender ducks down to avoid it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fender misses with a wild body shot.
Left hook, right uppercut from Fender.
Irwin has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Zero Tolerance in the buildup to the fight.
Irwin will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fender blocks a head kick by Irwin.
Irwin scores with a body shot.
Fender moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Fender misses with the body kick
and Irwin counters with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body kick from Irwin.
Fender blocks a head kick by Irwin.
Fender has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Irwin throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Irwin jabs at Fender's body.
Irwin scores with a head kick. Fender tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Irwin takes one to the chin there.
Fender takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Irwin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fender lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Irwin scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Irwin scores with a punch to the head.
Fender connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Irwin is looking to land body kicks.
Irwin lands with a kick to the temple. Fender shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Irwin throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Irwin fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Fender checks it well.
No joy there for Fender, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Irwin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Irwin misses with an uppercut. Fender saw that one coming.
Fender jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Irwin throws a half hearted mid kick.
Fender blocks a head kick by Irwin.
Irwin just misses with a punch to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Fender.
Fender throws a front kick aimed at Irwin's knee but Irwin avoids it well.

Fender fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Irwin, pushing him back against the cage.

Irwin breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Irwin cracks the inside of Fender's front leg.
Irwin misses with a head kick.
Irwin will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Fender motions for Irwin to come forward. Fender throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Irwin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fender tries to clinch up.
A jab from Irwin does it's job there.
Fender moves in looking to clinch but Irwin pushes him off.
Irwin lands the left hand.
Irwin throws a head kick but Fender moves out of range.
Fender scores with a shot to the body.
Fender moves out of range of the body kick.
Irwin takes a swing at Fender's ribcage but misses.
Irwin cracks Fender with a right hand to the side of the head.
Irwin is looking to wear down Fender with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Irwin lands with a kick to the temple. Fender shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Fender chopping away at his opponent's legs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Irwin lands a hook that stumbles Fender back into the cage. Irwin follows up with a straight and another hook that land right on the button, dropping Fender to the canvas! Irwin pounces and lands several unanswered shots - Fender has had enough and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Paul Irwin!
A very excited looking Paul Irwin made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Cpl. Sam Fender stepped up to the mic, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.