PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manny Fernando (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Spooge might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Litte Things - One Direction. Fernando has chosen Miss Jackson as his entrance music. The key to victory for Loves To Spooge has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

To Spooge
vs
Fernando

185 cm
20
212 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

180 cm
20
204 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Loves To Spooge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Manny Fernando!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Sosuke Kotani and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fernando closes the distance and clinches up with Spooge, looking for a takedown. Fernando pushes Spooge against the cage but Spooge circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Spooge throws a sloppy head kick and Fernando moves out of range easily.

Spooge darts in and clinches Fernando up against the cage.

Spooge's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Spooge lands a nice shot to the body.

Spooge closes the distance and clinches.
Fernando digs a right hand underneath Spooge's ribcage. Spooge let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Spooge tries a knee to the head but Fernando blocks it.
Fernando tries for a takedown but Spooge manages to get underhooks.
Spooge scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Spooge is fighting off a takedown attempt but Fernando is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Spooge to the mat. Spooge regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spooge has Fernando pulled in close to control his posture.
Fernando throwing strikes but missing.
Fernando trying to control but Spooge is working from the bottom.
We've been hearing good reports from Spooge's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Spooge moves into the clinch.
Fernando manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

Spooge is fighting off a takedown attempt but Fernando is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Spooge to the mat. Spooge regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.

Spooge is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Fernando is aware though and is defending well.
Spooge being controlled here, momentarily.
Fernando wants to control from the top but Spooge keeps moving.
Fernando advances position into side control!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fernando throws a strike aimed at the side of Spooge's head but Spooge avoids it well.
Fernando moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Fernando trying to control the action but Spooge is working from the bottom.
Spooge prevents Fernando from moving into mount.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Fernando tries for a kimura but Spooge is defending well.
Spooge is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Fernando's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Fernando seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Spooge does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge wants to sweep but Fernando has passed to side control!
Fernando tries to move to mount but Spooge blocks the move with his legs.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fernando throws an elbow but Spooge slips to the side and avoids it well.
A lull in the action here as Fernando stalls from top position.
Spooge pushes Fernando away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Fernando gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
You can see the frustration on Spooge's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Fernando in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Fernando tries to score with some ground and pound. Spooge controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Spooge manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Spooge is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Fernando pulls his head out easily.
Spooge wants to control but Fernando is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Fernando looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Fernando sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Spooge is looking for a sweep. Fernando is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Fernando tries to pass to full mount but Spooge defends it.
Fernando wants to take a breather but Spooge is having none of it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Manny Fernando hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Fernando shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Spooge as he avoids it easily.
Loves To Spooge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Manny Fernando.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spooge thuds a left hand into Fernando's body.
Spooge throws a leg kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Manny Fernando dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Fernando moves into the clinch.

Fernando's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Spooge clinches.
Fernando can't get the takedown.
Fernando is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Fernando is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

Spooge breaks from the clinch.

Spooge gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Spooge misses with a knee to the head.
Fernando has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Spooge seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Fernando can turn it around.
Fernando content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Spooge is trying to push Fernando away but Fernando has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Spooge working hard to break the clinch.

Fernando escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice takedown defense from Spooge. No joy for Fernando on that attempt.
Loves To Spooge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Manny Fernando.
Spooge leaves Fernando with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge misses with a body kick.
Fernando shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Spooge defends it nicely.
Spooge misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fernando.
Fernando slips under a jab from Spooge.

Spooge pushes Fernando up against the cage in a clinch.
Spooge landing knees to the body.
Fernando is breathing heavily.

Spooge escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Loves To Spooge is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fernando takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

It looks like Manny Fernando has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spooge looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Spooge dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fernando. That did some damage!
Nice straight punches there by Spooge. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Spooge.
Spooge throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge misses with a few strikes there.

Spooge gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Fernando tries to break free but Spooge pushes him back against the cage.
Fernando stalling in the clinch but Spooge improves position.
Fernando wants a takedown but no success here.
Spooge with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

Spooge escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Loves To Spooge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spooge defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Fernando.
Spooge dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fernando. That did some damage!

Spooge clinches.
Spooge tries to break the clinch but Fernando is controlling the position.

Spooge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Spooge connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fernando. Fernando circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

Spooge rushes Fernando and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Spooge breaks the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fernando shoots in and gets a takedown into Spooge's guard.
Fernando stopping the sweep attempt from Spooge.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fernando prevents Spooge from getting back to his feet.
Spooge trying to keep a closed guard but Fernando is proving a slippery customer.
Spooge wants to stand but Fernando is controlling the position.
Spooge working a defensive guard here.
Spooge is adopting a defensive guard.

We're going to have a standup here because Loves To Spooge wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Fernando fails to land the takedown.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Spooge moves into the clinch successfully.
Loves To Spooge has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Fernando avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.

Fernando has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Spooge clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spooge wants to get back to his feet.
Spooge can't escape the position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Fernando thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
Spooge tries to escape the position.
Fernando trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Manny Fernando's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Fernando decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Fernando wants to pass the guard but Spooge is defending well.
Spooge wants to improve his position but Fernando is controlling well.
Fernando is thwarting Spooge's attempts to control the position.

Fernando decides to stand up.
Fernando shoots in for a takedown but Spooge shows good takedown defense.
Spooge bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fernando's head.

Spooge darts in and clinches Fernando up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge is trying to break the clinch but Fernando is controlling him.
Spooge tries to break the clinch but Fernando is controlling the position.
Spooge with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

Fernando works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Fernando is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Fernando gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Nice takedown defense from Spooge. No joy for Fernando on that attempt.
Fernando takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fernando shoots in for a takedown but Spooge shows good takedown defense.
Loves To Spooge has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Manny Fernando.
Nice takedown defense from Spooge. No joy for Fernando on that attempt.
Loves To Spooge is winning the standup battle so far.
Spooge throws a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice shot by Spooge.

Spooge clinches.
Spooge is trying to break the clinch but Fernando has him pressed against the cage.
Fernando wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fernando managing to block the knees to the body from Spooge.
Fernando has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Spooge after a bit of a struggle.

Spooge breaks from the clinch.
Spooge swings for the body but Fernando moves out of range.
Spooge connects with a body shot.
Spooge lands with a thumping leg kick.
Spooge scores with a body shot.

Spooge has taken the fight to the clinch.
Spooge has had enough of the clinch but Fernando keeps him there for the moment.

Spooge breaks from the clinch.

Spooge takes the fight into the clinch.
Fernando is trying to pull guard but Spooge turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Fernando is trying to break free.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Spooge looking to throw knees to the head but Fernando is blocking nicely.

Spooge manages to break the clinch.

Spooge has managed to clinch.
Spooge avoids the elbow strike from Fernando, against the cage.
Spooge stops a takedown attempt from Fernando.

Spooge breaks from the clinch.
Spooge is looking to wear down Fernando with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Spooge getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Spooge lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Spooge bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Spooge clinches with his opponent.
Fernando tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Spooge just stands there and leans against the cage.

Spooge breaks from the clinch.

Spooge rushes Fernando and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Spooge pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Spooge has taken the fight to the clinch.
Spooge is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Spooge breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Spooge connects with a crisp jab.
Fernando shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Spooge but Spooge pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Spooge swings for the body but Fernando moves out of range.
Fernando shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Spooge as he jumps to the side.
Spooge connects with a leg kick. Fernando looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Spooge fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Fernando, pushing him back against the cage.
Spooge lands a good knee to the midsection. Fernando won't want to take too many of those.
Spooge scores a nice knee to the body.
Spooge lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Fernando or not.

And that's the end of the fight!
Loves To Spooge showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Spooge has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 29:28
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 29:28
Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Loves To Spooge!
A very excited looking Loves To Spooge rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Manny Fernando spoke after the fight, saying 'Well done sir, you have beaten me. '.