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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dean Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff comes to the cage accompanied by Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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193 cm
31
269 lbs
25 - 10 - 1 |
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196 cm
27
262 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
25 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dean Anderson! The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Jonathan Paton and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Cockenschtuff throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cockenschtuff ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Cockenschtuff avoids the head kick by Anderson.
Anderson avoids the head kick by Cockenschtuff.
Anderson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Cockenschtuff misses with an uppercut. Anderson saw that one coming. Nice body punch from Anderson. Dean Anderson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Anderson throws a half hearted mid kick. Cockenschtuff closes the distance and clinches. Anderson drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cockenschtuff pulls his leg out and moves away.
Cockenschtuff throws a sloppy head kick and Anderson moves out of range easily. An inside leg kick from Anderson misses. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Anderson looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Cockenschtuff is fending him off so far but Anderson persists. Nope, Cockenschtuff circles away and we're back to standing. Cockenschtuff misses with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Cockenschtuff uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Anderson.
Cockenschtuff lands a leg kick that knocks Anderson off balance momentarily. Anderson jabs Cockenschtuff to the body, keeping him at a distance. Cockenschtuff throws a nice outside leg kick. Cockenschtuff is looking to chop away at Anderson's legs. Lester Cockenschtuff is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Cockenschtuff rushes Anderson and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch. Cockenschtuff tries a body shot but Anderson blocks it.
Anderson tries for a takedown but Cockenschtuff manages to get underhooks.
Lester Cockenschtuff has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dean Anderson. Anderson tries for a takedown but Cockenschtuff manages to get underhooks.
Cockenschtuff lands a body shot. A short uppercut from Cockenschtuff. Both fighters working to control the clinch. Good body shot from Anderson.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Cockenschtuff prevents a takedown attempt there.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Cockenschtuff creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Cockenschtuff misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cockenschtuff has Anderson pressed against the cage.
Anderson is trying to stall.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Anderson has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat. Anderson looking for a takedown. Cockenschtuff is trying to stall.
Anderson blocking some punches.
Cockenschtuff tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Anderson wants a takedown but no success here.
Cockenschtuff trying to land knees to the body.
Anderson holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff working some nice short punches in the clinch. Anderson has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Cockenschtuff is trying to keep an underhook but Anderson manages to get the takedown into half guard. Anderson working the head and body with strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Cockenschtuff wants to get back to full guard. Anderson is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Cockenschtuff sees it coming and defends easily. Anderson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound. Anderson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. Anderson thows a huge punch but Cockenschtuff dodges it nicely.
Anderson thows a huge punch but Cockenschtuff dodges it nicely.
Anderson missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Anderson missing with the ground and pound from half guard. Cockenschtuff blocking the ground and pound attempt from Anderson. Anderson scoring with strikes to the body and head. Cockenschtuff wants to get back to his feet. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Anderson is trying to control the action in half guard but Cockenschtuff is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. Anderson prevents Cockenschtuff from improving his position. Anderson wants to control but Cockenschtuff is keeping him busy. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Anderson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime. Anderson drops an elbow to the side of Cockenschtuff's head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dean Anderson dominated that round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Anderson looks to score with a jab to the body but Cockenschtuff is just out of range. Cockenschtuff blocks the body kick.
Cockenschtuff throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. Cockenschtuff looks to score with a jab to the body but Anderson is just out of range. Cockenschtuff rushes Anderson and presses him up against the cage. Cockenschtuff tries a body shot but Anderson blocks it.
Cockenschtuff scores with an uppercut up the middle. A head punch on the inside from Cockenschtuff fails to land. Cockenschtuff looks to throw an elbow but misses. Cockenschtuff misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cockenschtuff misses with a body punch.
Anderson goes for a takedown attempt but Cockenschtuff pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anderson. Cockenschtuff does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round. Anderson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cockenschtuff moves into the clinch. Anderson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Anderson tries to score a body lock takedown but Cockenschtuff shows good agility there to stay on his feet. Anderson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Anderson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning. Anderson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cockenschtuff stalling against the cage.
Anderson stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Cockenschtuff throws a knee to the head but misses.
Anderson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cockenschtuff. Cockenschtuff stops a takedown attempt from Anderson.
Lester Cockenschtuff has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dean Anderson. Cockenschtuff misses with a short punch on the inside. Anderson is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cockenschtuff gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Cockenschtuff has Anderson pressed against the cage.
Anderson avoiding damage as Cockenschtuff throws knees to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cockenschtuff. Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cockenschtuff as Anderson tries to tie him up. Anderson wants a takedown.
Cockenschtuff gets underhooks to prevent Anderson's takedown attempt.
Cockenschtuff with a knee to the head.
It looks like Dean Anderson has been cut. Lester Cockenschtuff has scored more points in the clinch so far. Cockenschtuff scores with an uppercut up the middle. A short left from Cockenschtuff. Anderson is breathing heavily. Cockenschtuff utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cockenschtuff creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Cockenschtuff comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Cockenschtuff is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body. Cockenschtuff lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Anderson is rocked! A short right from Cockenschtuff. Anderson is still on wobbly legs! Can Cockenschtuff finish him?
That's three minutes gone in the round. Cockenschtuff landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Cockenschtuff unloads a knee to the mid-section. Anderson lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Anderson seems to have recovered his senses. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Cockenschtuff lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
That has opened up Dean Anderson's cut even more. Cockenschtuff scores a nice knee to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice uppercut. A short body shot lands from Cockenschtuff as the two fighters clinch.
Nice body punch from Cockenschtuff - that landed with a thud.
Cockenschtuff is working Anderson over against the cage. Cockenschtuff softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Anderson managing to block the knees to the body from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff pushes Anderson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Cockenschtuff misses with a hook to the ribs.
Knees in the clinch landing for Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands an uppercut.
The cut above Dean Anderson's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Cockenschtuff scores with a hook to the body. Cockenschtuff lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Cockenschtuff pushes Anderson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Cockenschtuff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Anderson takes a shot to the head. A short left from Cockenschtuff. Cockenschtuff throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cockenschtuff throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges. A quick uppercut on the inside from Cockenschtuff. Cockenschtuff is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Anderson is defending well for now. Cockenschtuff misses with a body punch.
Cockenschtuff struggles to land a body shot inside as Anderson controls his hands.
Cockenschtuff effectively controlling the action here. Cockenschtuff misses with a hook to the ribs.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Anderson avoiding damage as Cockenschtuff throws knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff cracks Anderson with a nice body shot. Cockenschtuff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Cockenschtuff gets underhooks to prevent Anderson's takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lester Cockenschtuff dominated that second round. The cut man is working on Dean Anderson's cut. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Cockenschtuff clinches with his opponent.
Cockenschtuff crunches a lovely knee into Anderson's ribcage. Cockenschtuff working some nice short punches in the clinch. Cockenschtuff utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Nice body punch from Cockenschtuff. Cockenschtuff lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Cockenschtuff lands a body punch. Cockenschtuff misses with a body punch.
Cockenschtuff lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Cockenschtuff working some nice short punches in the clinch. Cockenschtuff lands an elbow inside that Anderson shrugs off. Anderson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Cockenschtuff with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Cockenschtuff lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Dean Anderson's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dean Anderson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lester Cockenschtuff! Lester Cockenschtuff retains his heavyweight title! Lester Cockenschtuff seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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