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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Igor Tatov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz's entrance music is Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. A fine choice. Tatov has chosen Soundgarden - Superunknown as his entrance music. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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26
231 lbs
12 - 9 - 0 |
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201 cm
35
277 lbs
29 - 21 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Igor Tatov!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz misses with a lunging right hand
and Tatov counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Tatov is controlling the pace.
Doofenshmirtz tries to roll over but Tatov keeps him under control.
Tatov is controlling the pace.
Doofenshmirtz trying to control here.
Tatov prevents Doofenshmirtz from standing back up.
Doofenshmirtz is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Dragon Cage Training Camp that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tatov working Doofenshmirtz over with strikes.
Tatov throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Tatov missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Tatov sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Doofenshmirtz is looking for a sweep. Tatov is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Doofenshmirtz on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Tatov throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Tatov drops an elbow to the side of Doofenshmirtz's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Tatov connects with a nice short shot to Doofenshmirtz's temple.
Doofenshmirtz tries to roll over but Tatov keeps him under control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tatov scoring with strikes to the body and head.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Tatov working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Tatov in particular looking to stall.
Tatov stops Doofenshmirtz from getting back to his feet.
Doofenshmirtz on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Doofenshmirtz tries to get out of the position.
Well, if Tatov is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Tatov lands with a punch from half guard.
Tatov wants to free his trapped foot but Doofenshmirtz is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Tatov sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Doofenshmirtz defending well though.
Tatov working Doofenshmirtz over with strikes.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to get back to full guard.
Doofenshmirtz regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Tatov.
Tatov stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Doofenshmirtz swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Tatov working some strikes from top position.
Tatov connects with a couple of short punches.
Tatov lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Tatov is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tatov preventing the sweep.
Tatov throwing strikes from guard but Doofenshmirtz blocks nicely.
Doofenshmirtz looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tatov with a nice head shot there.
Doofenshmirtz keeping full guard, as Tatov tries to pass.
Tatov trying to control the position from guard on top but Doofenshmirtz is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tatov's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Tatov scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Tatov passes easily into side control. Nice work.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Doofenshmirtz seems a little lost for a moment, as Tatov dominates the positioning.
Doofenshmirtz knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tatov on the ground.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Igor Tatov dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
A swing and a miss from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doofenshmirtz. Tatov does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a wild body shot.
Tatov takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Doofenshmirtz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Tatov pushes Doofenshmirtz away with a front kick.
Tatov throws a quick inside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz thows a leg kick but Tatov checks it
and Tatov counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Tatov.
Tatov misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tatov misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz struggles to land a body shot inside as Tatov controls his hands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Tatov has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Doofenshmirtz is trying to keep an underhook but Tatov manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Tatov has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Tatov thows a huge punch but Doofenshmirtz dodges it nicely.
Tatov lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tatov takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Tatov drops an elbow to the side of Doofenshmirtz's head.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to stand up here but Tatov is controlling him well.
Tatov thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Doofenshmirtz's head.
Tatov trying to pass the guard but Doofenshmirtz defending well.
Tatov works his way into side control.
Tatov lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tatov working the body and head with strikes.
Tatov has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tatov creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Tatov is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Doofenshmirtz's shoulder. That is not cool.
Doofenshmirtz might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
The ground and pound from Tatov seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Doofenshmirtz managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Tatov.
Tatov tries to score with some ground and pound. Doofenshmirtz controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Tatov lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Tatov scores with punches from side control.
Doofenshmirtz dodges the ground and pound from Tatov.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Doofenshmirtz takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Tatov throwing shots but missing, from side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tatov connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Doofenshmirtz some visible discomfort.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to improve his position.
Tatov scores with a couple of short elbows.
Tatov grinds an elbow into Doofenshmirtz's temple.
Igor Tatov has got the better of the ground game so far.
Tatov creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doofenshmirtz is trying to get back to his feet.
Tatov working the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz is rocked!
Tatov advances to full mount.
Oh Doofenshmirtz is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tatov landing shots from mount.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oooh a big shot lands for Tatov! Doofenshmirtz is out! The ref dives in to save him from more punishment!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Igor Tatov!
As Igor Tatov got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: thanks for the memories, Montreal, happy to say bye to you all on good note- like power chord!'.
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