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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jim Kelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kelly's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Black Belt Jones Theme Song, you Jive Turkey!. CanChopper has chosen Badass as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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281 lbs
27 - 10 - 0 |
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249 lbs
22 - 14 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jim Kelly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
22 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
CanChopper throws a hook but Kelly avoids it easily.
CanChopper lands with a cross.
Kelly takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by CanChopper.
Kelly throws a body punch but CanChopper moves out of range.
Ameri CanChopper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kelly takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
It looks like Jim Kelly has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kelly checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
CanChopper tries to bum rush Kelly with a series of wild strikes but Kelly uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
CanChopper fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kelly.
CanChopper lands with a straight right. Kelly didn't see that one coming.
CanChopper lands with a straight right. Kelly didn't see that one coming.
A big right from CanChopper misses.
Kelly lands a straight punch to the body, keeping CanChopper at a distance.
Kelly throws a half hearted mid kick.
Kelly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kelly gets cracked with a nice right hand there by CanChopper.
CanChopper is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kelly dodges the punch combination from CanChopper.
CanChopper circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kelly keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
CanChopper goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
CanChopper misses the jab.
CanChopper scores with a kick to the midsection.
Kelly takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
CanChopper pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
CanChopper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kelly has time to react.
Jim Kelly's cut is getting worse.
CanChopper is looking to slow Kelly down with leg kicks.
Kelly has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Le Prieuré de Sion in the buildup to the fight.
CanChopper lands with an uppercut that bounces Kelly off the cage and back into range.
Kelly is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
CanChopper rushes Kelly and presses him up against the cage.
CanChopper prevents a body shot from Kelly.
A shot in the inside from CanChopper.
Oh Kelly is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a damaging elbow.
CanChopper pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Kelly! CanChopper unloads with more strikes and Kelly sinks to his knees! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ameri CanChopper!
Ameri CanChopper gave a mention to KAISER in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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