PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eeazy Ee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jay Gram (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Ee
vs
Gram

195 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
270 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Eeazy Ee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jay Gram!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Michael Johnstone and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ee lands with a thumping leg kick.
Gram misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gram tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ee manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

Gram drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gram sitting in guard here, content to control.
Ee on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Ee tries to get out of the position.

Gram gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Gram misses with a right hand
and Ee counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Ee tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ee lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ee keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Gram shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Ee defends it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ee bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Ee thumps Gram with a low kick.
Ee thuds his shin into the meat of Gram's side.
Ee fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Gram darts in looking for a takedown but Ee gets double underhooks and turns Gram into the cage.
Eeazy Ee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jay Gram.
Ee wants to break free but Gram has control.
Ee lands a hook that snaps the head of Gram backwards.
Ee digs a right hand underneath Gram's ribcage. Gram let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Gram is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Gram has Ee pressed against the cage, preventing Ee from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Gram controlling the action here for a moment.
Ee wants to break free but Gram has control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gram looking for a takedown.
A right handed body shot lands from Ee.
A nice left hand lands by Ee.
Ee could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Ee wants to break the clinch but can't.
Ee can't break the clinch.
Ee is trying to break the clinch but Gram has him pressed against the cage.

Gram breaks from the clinch.
Gram walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Ee cracks Gram with an open hand slap.
Ee throws a head kick but Gram moves out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ee goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Gram blocks a head kick by Ee.
Ee leaves Gram with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ee pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ee, right into the meat.
Ee pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ee scoring well with a low kick there.
Ee tries a head kick but it misses.
Ee lands with a thumping leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ee.
A punch combination from Gram misses.
Gram looks winded!
Gram on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Ee cracks the inside of Gram's front leg.
Ee lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Gram shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Ee pinned against the cage. Ee gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Ee throws a front kick that sends Gram stumbling back into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ee throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Ee tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ee throws a head kick but Gram moves out of range.
Gram misses with a takedown attempt - Ee sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gram looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Gram takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gram fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ee turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ee with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Ee feints and then cracks Gram's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gram down.
Ee looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eeazy Ee dominated that round.
That's time! Ee's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Ee lands a jab to Gram's midsection.
Ee lands a nice looking kick to the body. Gram takes a step back to recover.
Ee fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gram.
Ee lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Ee slaps away a takedown attempt from Gram, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Ee misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Gram fails with an attempt to clinch.
No luck for Gram with that takedown attempt.
Ee throws a head kick but Gram moves out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ee.
Gram is breathing heavily.
Gram looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ee is fending him off so far but Gram persists. Nope, Ee circles away and we're back to standing.
Eeazy Ee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jay Gram.
Gram shoots for a takedown but Ee saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gram takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Ee throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Jay Gram is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ee throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Gram.
Gram misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ee looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ee throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ee lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Ee throws a front kick that sends Gram stumbling back into the cage.
Ee goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Ee lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ee lands with a slapping head kick.
Ee misses with a head kick.
A good leg kick by Ee.
Gram takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gram takes a kick to the side of the head.
Gram has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Ee.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ee showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Gram.
Ee dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ee scores with a jab to the body.
Gram fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ee lands with a thumping leg kick.
A slow jab from Gram misses its intended target.
Ee scores with a sloppy right hand. Gram should have avoided that one.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ee.
Ee buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ee pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Eeazy Ee is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ee scores with the left hand. Gram knows he should have avoided that one.
Ee misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ee lands a jab to Gram's midsection.
Eeazy Ee is winning the standup battle so far.
Ee throws a head kick but Gram moves out of range.
Ee connects with a leg kick. Gram looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ee blocks the body kick.
Ee scores with a kick to the midsection.
Gram is looking to clinch.
Gram has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Ee.
Ee scores with a jab.
Ee fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gram has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Ee cracks the inside of Gram's front leg.
A head kick misses from Ee.
Ee connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Gram throws a right hand that Ee ducks under and follows up with a left that Ee also avoids with ease.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ee tries a head kick but it misses.
Gram tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Gram stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ee.
Some wild striking there from Gram.
Ee dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gram. That did some damage!
Gram avoids the head kick by Ee.
Gram tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Gram blocks a head kick by Ee.
Gram has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Ee.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Gram moves in looking to clinch but Ee pushes him off.
Gram darts in trying to clinch
and Ee counters with a slapping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eeazy Ee dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Gram walks forward, straight into a front kick from Ee.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ee, right into the meat.
Ee lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Gram throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gram moves out of range of the body kick from Ee.
Ee connects with an inside leg kick.
Gram misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gram is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A slapping body kick lands there for Ee.
Gram shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ee as he avoids it easily.
Gram misses with a wild body shot.
Ee digs a good body shot into Gram's ribs.
Gram takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ee throws a sloppy head kick and Gram moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ee throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ee thumps Gram with a low kick.
Nice takedown defense from Ee. No joy for Gram on that attempt.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ee. That's going to slow Gram down.
Gram avoids the head kick by Ee.
No luck for Gram with that takedown attempt.
Eeazy Ee has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jay Gram.
A thudding body kick lands there by Ee!
A slapping leg kick lands for Ee.
Ee connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Good exchange - Ee coming out on top.
Gram shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ee as he avoids it easily.
Ee lands a right hook to the body.
A thudding body kick lands there by Ee!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ee moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Ee cracks the inside of Gram's front leg.
Ee scores with a kick to the midsection.
Gram throws a series of punches but Ee avoids them all with ease.
Ee lands a nice leg kick that just misses Gram's sensitive parts.
Ee fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gram.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ee fakes the leg kick and cracks Gram in the body.
Ee connects with a solid leg kick.
Ee scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ee moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Ee throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Gram stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice sprawl there from Ee as Gram shoots in.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Gram is defended easily by Ee.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ee throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Gram stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Ee fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Ee feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Gram's calf.
Ee fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ee throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Ee fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Gram.
Gram throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Ee counters with a leg kick.
Ee lands a nice looking body kick.
Ee feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Grams jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Ee lands with a nice body punch.
Ee connects with a solid leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ee is looking to slow Gram down with leg kicks.
Ee connects with a body shot that sends Gram's belly button to the back.
Ee feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Gram's calf.
Gram fails with a takedown attempt.
Ee feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Grams jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Ee is looking to wear down Gram with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Ee throws a sloppy head kick and Gram moves out of range easily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Ee, as that shot connected.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ee fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Gram on the side of the head.
Ee lands a nice leg kick that just misses Gram's sensitive parts.
Jay Gram has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Gram tries to bum rush Ee with a series of wild strikes but Ee uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ee is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Gram can do to turn this around?
Gram throws a sloppy head kick and Ee moves out of range easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eeazy Ee showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Ee, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 30:27
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eeazy Ee!
Eeazy Ee seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.