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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lazy Lary (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Namnie Osamowa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Namnie Osamowa was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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200 lbs
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185 cm
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205 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lazy Lary!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Namnie Osamowa!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, John Roberts and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Lary.
Osamowa looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Lary pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Lary instigates a clinch.
Lary pulls guard successfully.
Lary seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Lary wants to hit a switch here but Osamowa passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Lary there!
Osamowa thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
Osamowa avoids the attempt from Lary to control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lary regains half guard.
Lary has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Osamowa is working away from the top position though.
Lary preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Lary is trying to stand back up but Osamowa is controlling him
Lary wants to control but Osamowa is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Osamowa seems to be looking for submissions.
Lary wants to improve his position but Osamowa is controlling well.
Lary looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Lary trying to hold on to Osamowa's head to control him but Osamowa postures up.
Lary is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Lary is controlling Osamowa's position as best he can from this difficult position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Lary is pressing down on Osamowa's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Lary trying to keep a closed guard but Osamowa is proving a slippery customer.
Lary wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Osamowa trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Lary controls Osamowa momentarily but Osamowa frees himself.
We're going to have a standup here because Lazy Lary wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Osamowa throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Lary's waist but Lary gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Osamowa off to one side.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lary looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Lary looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Osamowa wants to control but Lary is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Lary looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Lary tries to pass to full mount but Osamowa defends it.
Lary is looking to take a break and control but Osamowa is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Osamowa is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lazy Lary dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Lary will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
The fight stays on the outside here - Osamowa looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lary moves into the clinch successfully.
Osamowa is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lary is keeping busy.
Osamowa goes for a takedown attempt but Lary pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Lary thumps Osamowa with a low kick.
Osamowa is breathing heavily.
The fighters circle momentarily. Lary darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Osamowa gets caught napping as Lary dives in and scores a takedown. Osamowa manages to retain guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lary controlling from the top position.
Lary trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Lary controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Lary gets to his feet. Osamowa looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Lary fails with the takedown.
Osamowa on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lary. Lary obviously looking to wear him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lary dives in and scores a takedown into Osamowa's guard.
Lary stays in close to Osamowa's body and controls the position.
Lary has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Osamowa working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Lary has passed into half guard!
Osamowa on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lary is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Lary knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Osamowa on the ground.
Lary trying to control the pace.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Osamowa is defending against the submission attempts here by Lary.
Lary is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Lary passes into side control, despite Osamowa's attempt to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lary prevents Osamowa from escaping the position.
Osamowa takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Lary decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Lary clinches up with Osamowa and pushes him back against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Lary pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lary forces Osamowa back against the cage and clinches.
Lary breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lazy Lary dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Lary shoots for a double leg takedown but Osamowa sprawls well. He's pushed Lary's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Lary shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Osamowa sprawls well. Osamowa wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Lary gets slowly back to his feet.
Lary looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Lazy Lary. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lary scores with a takedown into Osamowa's guard.
Osamowa controls Lary momentarily but Lary frees himself.
Lary stopping the sweep attempt from Osamowa.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Osamowa wants to improve his position but instead Lary has moved into half guard.
Lary stands up from half guard.
Lary keeps Osamowa at a distance using the push kick.
Lary fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Osamowa, pushing him back against the cage.
Lary lands a body punch.
Lary is looking to take this one to the mat.
Lary jumps guard but Osamowa turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lary lands an uppercut.
Osamowa has had enough of the clinch but Lary keeps him there for the moment.
Lary wants to take the fight to the mat but Osamowa manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Lary pulls guard successfully.
Osamowa wants to control from the top but Lary keeps moving.
Osamowa forces his way into half guard.
Lary actively working from the bottom here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Osamowa is keen to just control but Lary is a slippery customer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Osamowa is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Lary sees it coming and defends easily.
Lary is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Osamowa can do to turn this around?
Osamowa is trying to control the action in half guard but Lary is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Lary manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Osamowa keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
Lary scores with a hook to the body.
Osamowa can't break the clinch.
Lary pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Nice sprawl there from Lary as Osamowa shoots in.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Osamowa stuffs the takedown attempt from Lary. Lary gets slowly back to his feet.
Osamowa avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lary tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Osamowa tries to clinch up but Lary circles away and keeps his distance.
Lary closes the distance and clinches up with Osamowa, looking for a takedown. Lary pushes Osamowa against the cage but Osamowa circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Lary dives in for a single leg takedown but Osamowa sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Osamowa is trying to maintain a safe position but Lary gets an underhook and turns Osamowa into the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Lary breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
And that's the end of the fight!
Lazy Lary showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lary has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:27
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lazy Lary!
A pretty intense looking Lazy Lary took the opportunity post-fight to ask for a shot at the title.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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