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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kakashi Hatake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brutus Satanae (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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280 lbs
13 - 12 - 0 |
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194 cm
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237 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Fast |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Kakashi Hatake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Brutus Satanae!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hatake shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Satanae pinned against the cage. Satanae gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Kakashi Hatake seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hatake closes this distance looking for a takedown but Satanae circles away.
Hatake tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Satanae swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kakashi Hatake. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Satanae avoids the body shot from Hatake.
Hatake tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Satanae defends well and Hatake ends up having to push Satanae into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
A short right from Satanae.
Satanae unloads a knee to the mid-section. Hatake lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A nice left hand lands by Satanae.
Satanae prevents the takedown attempt.
Hatake is looking for a takedown.
Satanae throws a head punch that misses.
Satanae throws a knee to the head but misses.
Satanae looking to throw knees to the head but Hatake is blocking nicely.
Hatake is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satanae goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Satanae softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short right from Satanae.
Satanae misses with a knee strike.
Hatake has hold of one of Satanae's legs. Satanae is fighting the takedown attempt but Hatake gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Hatake drops back, looking for a kneebar! Satanae looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Satanae looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Satanae!
Satanae staying calm.
Hatake struggling a bit here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hatake trying to remain calm as Satanae controls from the top position.
Satanae wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hatake keeps working.
Hatake manages to work his way to half guard, despite Satanae's best efforts.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hatake wants to control but Satanae is keeping busy.
Hatake is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Satanae is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Hatake is trying to get back to full guard.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Hatake misses with the combination.
Satanae stuffs the takedown attempt from Hatake. Hatake gets slowly back to his feet.
Brutus Satanae is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hatake misses with a takedown attempt - Satanae sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Satanae has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Satanae there as he acknowledges the shot.
Hatake changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Satanae tries to avoid it but Hatake manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Satanae to the ground. Satanae escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hatake throws a head kick but Satanae moves out of range.
Hatake has taken the fight to the clinch.
Satanae scores with a nice hook to the head.
Satanae fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Satanae landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Satanae throws a knee to the head but misses.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A short right from Satanae on the inside.
Hatake tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Satanae avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Brutus Satanae will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Satanae stuffs the takedown attempt from Hatake. Hatake gets slowly back to his feet.
Hatake tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Satanae defends well and Hatake ends up having to push Satanae into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Satanae pushes Hatake back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Satanae lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Satanae throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Hatake blocks it with crossed arms.
Knees to the body from Satanae.
Good body shot from Satanae.
Satanae lands an uppercut.
Satanae can't find room to land a body shot as Hatake controls the action.
Satanae scores with a hook to the body.
Hatake jumps into guard, dragging Satanae to the mat.
Satanae pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Hatake is keeping the position for now.
Hatake escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Satanae gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hatake had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Satanae defends it easily.
Hatake is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Satanae is aware though and is defending well.
Satanae avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Hatake is looking for a triangle here but Satanae uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satanae wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hatake keeps working.
Hatake tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Hatake throws an elbow to the body but it doesn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hatake is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Satanae asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Hatake tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Hatake is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hatake is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Hatake trying to control from the bottom.
Satanae content to control rather than advance.
Hatake trying to control here.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Brutus Satanae will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Nice sprawl there from Satanae as Hatake shoots in.
Kakashi Hatake is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hatake tries to score a power double leg takedown but Satanae sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Hatake somewhat.
Hatake clinches up against the cage.
Hatake is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Satanae pulls him back up using the underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kakashi Hatake. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Satanae swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Satanae connects with a knee to the head.
Hatake fails to pull guard.
Satanae lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Satanae misses with a knee strike.
Hatake wants a takedown.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hatake is looking to control Satanae's arms but Satanae gets an underhook and turns him. Now Hatake has his back to the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but Hatake blocks it.
A knee to the head by Satanae.
It looks like Kakashi Hatake has been cut.
Satanae tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Satanae works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Satanae. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Hatake trying to stall but Satanae improves his position.
Satanae with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Satanae lands a body shot.
Satanae scores with a knee to the head.
Satanae landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A short uppercut from Satanae.
Satanae lands a good knee to the midsection. Hatake won't want to take too many of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Still in the clinch, Satanae scores with a nice short uppercut.
Hatake goes for a takedown in the clinch but Satanae prevents it.
Satanae using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satanae pushes Hatake back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Kakashi Hatake has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Satanae working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hatake is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Satanae gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Satanae drops Hatake with a big knee straight up the middle! Hatake is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
Hatake is rocked!
Hatake shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Satanae defends it nicely.
Oh Hatake is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hatake shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Satanae as he jumps to the side.
Sloppy strikes from Hatake. Those never looked like landing.
Hatake shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Satanae sprawls well. Satanae wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Hatake gets slowly back to his feet.
Hatake seems to have got his legs back now.
Nice sprawl there from Satanae as Hatake shoots in.
Hatake misses with a double jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hatake shoots for a double leg takedown but Satanae sprawls well. He's pushed Hatake's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Hatake swings away with a body shot that misses
and Satanae counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Satanae stuffs the takedown attempt from Hatake. Hatake gets slowly back to his feet.
Hatake misses with a head kick.
Hatake tries for a takedown but Satanae sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Hatake shoots for a takedown but Satanae saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Hatake rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Satanae moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hatake throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Satanae stuffs the takedown attempt from Hatake. Hatake gets slowly back to his feet.
Hatake is trying hard to land a takedown here. Satanae sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hatake shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Satanae defends it nicely.
Hatake throws a nice looking combination but Satanae bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hatake shoots in for a double leg but Satanae sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Hatake closes this distance looking for a takedown but Satanae circles away.
Hatake pushes Satanae up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Satanae tries to land a knee to the head but Hatake blocks with his arms.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Satanae landing knees to the head.
Hatake tries a body shot but Satanae blocks it.
Satanae lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Brutus Satanae comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Satanae winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 28:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Brutus Satanae!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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