PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vlad The Impaler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Impaler has chosen What does the Fox Say as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Muntz
vs
The Impaler

185 cm
27
180 lbs
18 - 4 - 1

178 cm
32
178 lbs
24 - 9 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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North

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nelson Muntz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Vlad The Impaler!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muntz misses with a low kick.
Muntz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Muntz.
Nice shot by Muntz.
Muntz moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A clash of legs there as The Impaler blocks the low kick.
Muntz tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and The Impaler is able to avoid easily.
The Impaler throws a hook to the side of Muntz's head but Muntz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Muntz looks to land a body kick but The Impaler moved away.
Muntz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on The Impaler. That did some damage!
Muntz throws an off balance right hand

and The Impaler counters by moving into the clinch.
The Impaler makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The Impaler lands with a light punch inside.
The Impaler misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Impaler blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Impaler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Muntz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Muntz misses with the head strike.
Muntz lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Impaler stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Muntz pushes The Impaler back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
The Impaler misses with a short punch on the inside.
Muntz lands a body punch in the clinch.
Muntz presses The Impaler against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Muntz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Muntz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Muntz.
The Impaler is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Muntz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Muntz has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Muntz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Impaler's elbow.
Muntz misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muntz lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Impaler backwards.
Muntz lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Muntz throws a head punch that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Muntz.
The Impaler blocking some punches.
The Impaler misses with the head strike.
The Impaler misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for The Impaler.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler is trying to drag Muntz to the mat but Muntz just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Muntz makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The Impaler has a couple of punches blocked by Muntz.
Muntz misses with the head strike.
Muntz lands a body shot.
The Impaler can't find room to land a body shot as Muntz controls the action.
The Impaler takes a shot to the head.
Muntz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Impaler's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

It looks like Vlad The Impaler has been cut.
A shot in the inside from Muntz.
Muntz blocks a body shot from The Impaler.
A left hand lands to the body for The Impaler.
The Impaler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right handed body shot lands from Muntz.
The Impaler looks winded!
Muntz prevents a body shot from The Impaler.
Muntz works on The Impaler's body with a couple of short punches.
Muntz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Muntz lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Muntz misses with a hook from the clinch.
Muntz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Muntz lands a left hand.

Muntz pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
A short uppercut from Muntz.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Impaler.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Muntz.
Muntz works on The Impaler's body with a couple of short punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muntz blocks an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Muntz.
Muntz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Muntz lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Muntz lands a nice uppercut.
Muntz tries a body shot but The Impaler blocks it.
The Impaler goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Muntz lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Impaler backwards.
Muntz misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Impaler.
The Impaler working aggressively here.
The Impaler lands an uppercut.
The Impaler lands with a right to the head.
Muntz prevents a body shot from The Impaler.
The Impaler swings wildly with an uppercut but Muntz uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Impaler lands with a right to the head.
A short right from Muntz on the inside.
The Impaler misses with a punch to the body.
Muntz prevents a body shot from The Impaler.
A body shot lands from Muntz.
Muntz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Muntz struggles to land a body shot inside as The Impaler controls his hands.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Muntz.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Muntz.
The Impaler can't find room to land a body shot as Muntz controls the action.
Muntz scores with a shot to the side of The Impaler's head.
Muntz lands with a short shot to the head.
Muntz swings wildly with an uppercut but The Impaler uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nelson Muntz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Vlad The Impaler's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

The Impaler takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Nelson Muntz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Impaler closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A slapping leg kick lands for Muntz.
Muntz throws a jab but it's blocked by The Impaler.
Muntz scoring well with a low kick there.
Muntz throws a good cross that connects.
Muntz throws a big shot that misses.
Muntz scores with a punch to the head.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Muntz.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Muntz takes a swing at The Impaler's ribcage but misses.
The Impaler keeps the fight on the outside.
The Impaler scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
The Impaler avoids the body shot from Muntz.
The Impaler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Muntz.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to The Impaler's calf.
Muntz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Impaler.
Muntz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Impaler moves away.
A big left from Muntz misses.
Nice cross by Muntz.
Muntz throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck The Impaler on the side of the head.
Muntz motions for The Impaler to come forward. Muntz throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The Impaler motions for Muntz to come forward. The Impaler throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The Impaler tries to clinch up but Muntz circles away and keeps his distance.
Muntz throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Muntz misses with an attempted mid kick.
Muntz tries to clinch up but The Impaler circles away and keeps his distance.
Muntz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Impaler manages to avoid it.
Muntz lands with a good body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice cross by Muntz.
Muntz throws a low kick but The Impaler moves out of range easily.
The Impaler doesn't manage to clinch there - Muntz circles away.
Muntz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that The Impaler can do to turn this around?
Muntz scoring well with a low kick there.
The Impaler slips a straight right by Muntz.
The Impaler avoids the body shot from Muntz.
Nelson Muntz is winning the standup battle so far.
Muntz finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The Impaler avoids a kick to the body.
Muntz throws a leg kick but The Impaler sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A jab from Muntz misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Muntz checks a leg kick.
The Impaler keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Muntz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muntz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The Impaler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as The Impaler checks a leg kick.
Muntz tries to work over The Impaler's front leg with a kick but The Impaler checks it.
The Impaler will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Muntz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Impaler manages to avoid it.
The Impaler walks into a left hand.
The Impaler throws a leg kick but Muntz sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The Impaler throws a quick inside leg kick.
Muntz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Muntz lands with a hook. The Impaler tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The Impaler takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
The Impaler tries to clinch there but Muntz circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz throws a looping overhand right but The Impaler ducks down to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Impaler scoring well with a low kick there.
Muntz throws a hook to the side of The Impaler's head but The Impaler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Impaler's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Muntz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Impaler.
Nice cross by Muntz.
Muntz lands a nice leg kick that just misses The Impaler's sensitive parts.
Muntz throws a head kick that misses.
Muntz is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

The Impaler rushes Muntz and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Come on Muntz - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The Impaler lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Muntz.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Impaler blocks an uppercut.
The Impaler tries to work over Muntz's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Muntz.
Muntz struggles to land a body shot inside as The Impaler controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nelson Muntz dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Vlad The Impaler's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Muntz tries to clinch but The Impaler is having none of it.
Muntz throws a nice head kick!
Muntz ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Muntz bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Impaler's head backwards.
Muntz misses the shot to the body.
The Impaler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Muntz scores with a crisp jab that stopped The Impaler in his tracks.
Muntz scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Muntz wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Muntz lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Impaler will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Muntz lands with an uppercut that bounces The Impaler off the cage and back into range.
Muntz tries to land a leg kick but The Impaler saw it coming and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Impaler checks the leg kick nicely there.
The Impaler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Muntz manages to avoid it.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Impaler.
The Impaler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Muntz punishes The Impaler's body with a nice straight punch.
Muntz throws a low kick but it's checked well by The Impaler.
Muntz ducks under a wild hook from The Impaler.
Muntz looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The Impaler takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Muntz lands a nice looking kick to the body. The Impaler takes a step back to recover.
Muntz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on The Impaler. That did some damage!
Muntz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Vlad The Impaler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Impaler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Muntz.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Muntz cracks a nice hook into The Impaler's ribs.
Good leg kick by Muntz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Muntz lands a nice looking kick to the body. The Impaler takes a step back to recover.
Muntz dips to his left and cracks The Impaler with an uppercut!
Muntz misses the shot to the body.
The Impaler is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Muntz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Muntz stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The Impaler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The Impaler gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The Impaler misses with a series of wild punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Impaler throws a jab but it's blocked by Muntz.
Muntz darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The Impaler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Muntz tries to score with a low kick but The Impaler moves his leg out of the way.
The Impaler walks into a stiff left hand from Muntz.
The Impaler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Muntz scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The Impaler pivots, looking for a leg kick but Muntz is out of range and The Impaler settles back down.
The Impaler takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Muntz keeps The Impaler at a distance using the push kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Impaler has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Muntz.
The Impaler takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz is looking to slow The Impaler down with leg kicks.
Muntz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Muntz uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before The Impaler has time to react.
Muntz gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The Impaler.
Muntz lands a jab to the nose.

The Impaler is rocked!
The Impaler stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Muntz.
The Impaler doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The Impaler has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Muntz comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Muntz tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Impaler swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Muntz moves into range and connects with a jab.
Muntz cracks the inside of The Impaler's front leg.
The Impaler misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Muntz.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nelson Muntz showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Muntz has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Nelson Muntz!
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Nelson Muntz!
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight for Nelson Muntz!

Nelson Muntz wins by unanimous decision!
Nelson Muntz spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
In defeat, Vlad The Impaler stepped up to the mic, saying 'Its easy to spam kicks and not go for a finish. I like to finish and sorry I didnt!'.