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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Vand de Housen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jeremy comes to the cage accompanied by Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.



168 cm
23
157 lbs
0 - 0 - 0
175 cm
22
140 lbs
0 - 0 - 0
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin
BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin


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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Patrick Vand de Housen!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Steve Montenegro and David Schapiro.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Vand de Housen forces Jeremy back against the cage and clinches.
Jeremy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Vand de Housen lands an elbow inside.
Jeremy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Vand de Housen prevents Jeremy from breaking the clinch.
Jeremy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jeremy can't break the clinch.
Jeremy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Vand de Housen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Come on Vand de Housen - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Vand de Housen lands a nice elbow.
Vand de Housen prevents Jeremy from breaking the clinch.
Vand de Housen lands an elbow inside that Jeremy shrugs off.
Vand de Housen controlling the action here for a moment.
Jeremy wants a takedown but no success here.
Jeremy is trying to break the clinch but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Vand de Housen is looking to control Jeremy's arms but Jeremy gets an underhook and turns him. Now Vand de Housen has his back to the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Vand de Housen.
Jeremy managing to block the knees to the body from Vand de Housen.
Jeremy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Jeremy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Jeremy takes an elbow to the forehead.

Jeremy escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Vand de Housen shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Vand de Housen moves into the clinch successfully.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Vand de Housen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy wants to break free but Vand de Housen has control.
Jeremy wants to get back to striking at distance but Vand de Housen won't allow it.
Vand de Housen holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Vand de Housen keeps control of Jeremy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jeremy is trying to break free.
Jeremy tries to break the clinch but Vand de Housen is controlling the position.
Jeremy is trying to break the clinch but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Vand de Housen leaning his opponent against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Vand de Housen.
Jeremy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Vand de Housen scores a nice knee to the body.
Jeremy takes an elbow to the forehead.
Jeremy tries to break the clinch but Vand de Housen is controlling the position.
Vand de Housen slows down the pace here.
Vand de Housen creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jeremy's defenses.
Vand de Housen's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Vand de Housen lands an elbow just above Jeremy 's eye.
Vand de Housen is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Vand de Housen keeps control of Jeremy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Vand de Housen gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jeremy wants to get back to striking at distance but Vand de Housen won't allow it.
Jeremy tries to break the clinch but Vand de Housen is controlling the position.
Vand de Housen pressing his opponent against the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Vand de Housen.
Jeremy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Jeremy wants to get back to striking at distance but Vand de Housen won't allow it.
Vand de Housen with a knee to the head.
Vand de Housen lands an elbow just above Jeremy 's eye.
Vand de Housen has Jeremy pushed against the cage.
Jeremy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Vand de Housen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jeremy.
Vand de Housen lands a knee to the body.
Vand de Housen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Vand de Housen has Jeremy pressed against the cage.
Jeremy can't break the clinch.
Vand de Housen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jeremy wants to get back to striking at distance but Vand de Housen won't allow it.
Jeremy is trying to break free.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy wants to get back to striking at distance but Vand de Housen won't allow it.
Vand de Housen is trying to maintain a safe position but Jeremy gets an underhook and turns Vand de Housen into the cage.
Jeremy is trying to break the clinch but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Vand de Housen misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jeremy.
Jeremy managing to block the knees to the body from Vand de Housen.
Jeremy is looking to break free of the clinch but Vand de Housen has double underhooks.
Vand de Housen trying to stall but Jeremy improves his position.
Jeremy can't break the clinch.
Jeremy is trying to break the clinch but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Vand de Housen is trying to stall.
Vand de Housen crunches a lovely knee into Jeremy's ribcage.
Jeremy is trying to break free.
Jeremy wants to get back to striking at distance but Vand de Housen won't allow it.
Jeremy letting Vand de Housen take a breather here.
Jeremy is looking to break free of the clinch but Vand de Housen has double underhooks.
Jeremy is trying to break the clinch but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Vand de Housen lands a nice elbow.
Jeremy wants to break the clinch but can't.
The is referee keeping an eye on Vand de Housen - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Vand de Housen keeps control of Jeremy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Vand de Housen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Vand de Housen lands an elbow inside that Jeremy shrugs off.
Jeremy drops down looking for an ankle pick but Vand de Housen pulls his leg out and moves away.
Jeremy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jeremy thuds his right hand into Vand de Housen's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jeremy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Vand de Housen.
Vand de Housen fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jeremy fails to land with a series of punches.
Jeremy lands a two punch combo.
Jeremy throws an overhand right that lands on Vand de Housen's shoulder, as Vand de Housen tries to avoid the shot.
Jeremy throws a lazy right hand but Vand de Housen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jeremy avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jeremy looks to throw the jab but Vand de Housen is out of range.
Jeremy looks to land a combination but Vand de Housen avoids it well.

Vand de Housen takes the fight into the clinch.
Jeremy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Jeremy has picked Vand de Housen up - he's going for a ride! Jeremy dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Patrick Vand de Housen will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Jeremy swinging wilding here.
Jeremy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Vand de Housen dodges the punch combination from Jeremy.
Ron Jeremy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jeremy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jeremy swats away the attempt to clinch by Vand de Housen.
Jeremy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jeremy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Vand de Housen tries to clinch up.
Jeremy fails to land with a series of punches.
Jeremy swats away the attempt to clinch by Vand de Housen.
Vand de Housen is looking to clinch but Jeremy is avoiding it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jeremy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Vand de Housen moves in looking to clinch but Jeremy pushes him off.
Vand de Housen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a right hand that Vand de Housen ducks under and follows up with a left that Vand de Housen also avoids with ease.
Vand de Housen moves in looking to clinch but Jeremy pushes him off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Jeremy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jeremy scores with the left hand. Vand de Housen knows he should have avoided that one.
Jeremy fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Vand de Housen tries to clinch but Jeremy moves out of range.
Ron Jeremy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jeremy swats away the attempt to clinch by Vand de Housen.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jeremy darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

Vand de Housen clinches.
Vand de Housen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Jeremy is looking to break free of the clinch but Vand de Housen has double underhooks.
Jeremy is trying to break the clinch but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Vand de Housen comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Jeremy is trying to break free.
Vand de Housen tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Knees to the body from Vand de Housen.
Jeremy tries to break the clinch but Vand de Housen is controlling the position.
Jeremy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jeremy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Vand de Housen lands a nice knee to the body.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Jeremy managing to block the knees to the body from Vand de Housen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vand de Housen missing with knees to the body.
Jeremy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Vand de Housen tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Nice elbow from Vand de Housen.
Jeremy wants to get back to striking at distance but Vand de Housen won't allow it.
Vand de Housen is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Vand de Housen stalling the fight.
Jeremy can't break the clinch.
Jeremy tries to break the clinch but Vand de Housen is controlling the position.
Jeremy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jeremy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jeremy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Vand de Housen connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jeremy's face.
Vand de Housen stalling in the clinch but Jeremy improves position.
Vand de Housen stalling the fight.
Jeremy wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Vand de Housen using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Vand de Housen prevents Jeremy from breaking the clinch.
Jeremy is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Vand de Housen content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jeremy is trying to break the clinch but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jeremy takes a knee right on the jaw!
Vand de Housen keeps control of Jeremy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jeremy takes a knee right on the jaw!
Vand de Housen is breathing heavily.
Jeremy wants to break free but Vand de Housen has control.
Nice elbow from Vand de Housen.
Vand de Housen keeps control of Jeremy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jeremy has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Vand de Housen avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Vand de Housen is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Vand de Housen lands an elbow that stopped Jeremy in his tracks for a moment.
Jeremy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Come on Vand de Housen - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Jeremy is trying to break free.
Jeremy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Vand de Housen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jeremy is looking to break free of the clinch but Vand de Housen has double underhooks.
Jeremy is looking to break free of the clinch but Vand de Housen has double underhooks.
Vand de Housen stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Vand de Housen is looking to control Jeremy's arms but Jeremy gets an underhook and turns him. Now Vand de Housen has his back to the cage.
Vand de Housen prevents Jeremy from breaking the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Vand de Housen lands a knee to the head.
Vand de Housen keeps control of Jeremy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Knees in the clinch landing for Vand de Housen.
Vand de Housen lands an elbow inside.
Jeremy is looking to break free of the clinch but Vand de Housen has double underhooks.
Jeremy is looking to break free of the clinch but Vand de Housen has double underhooks.
Jeremy can't break the clinch.
Vand de Housen looking to slow down the pace here.
Vand de Housen lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Jeremy goes for a takedown attempt but Vand de Housen pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Jeremy fails to land with a series of punches.
Jeremy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jeremy misses with a series of wild punches.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

Vand de Housen moves into the clinch.
Vand de Housen avoiding damage.
Jeremy wants to break free but Vand de Housen has control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Vand de Housen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!


Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vand de Housen.
Jeremy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jeremy punishes Vand de Housen's body with a nice straight punch.
Vand de Housen misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Jeremy lands with a right hand.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vand de Housen manages to avoid it.
A jab lands there for Jeremy.
Nice takedown defense from Jeremy. No joy for Vand de Housen on that attempt.
Vand de Housen avoids the body shot from Jeremy.
Jeremy swats away the attempt to clinch by Vand de Housen.
Vand de Housen tries to clinch up.
Jeremy misses with a wild combination.
Vand de Housen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Vand de Housen tries to clinch up.
Jeremy scores with a one two! Vand de Housen had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Jeremy throws a jab but it's blocked by Vand de Housen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy misses with a two punch combination.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut.
Jeremy throws a series of punches but Vand de Housen moves out of range.
Jeremy misses with the combination.
Jeremy lands a nice shot to the body.
Vand de Housen tries to clinch up but Jeremy circles away and keeps his distance.
Jab by Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a right hand that Vand de Housen ducks under and follows up with a left that Vand de Housen also avoids with ease.
Jeremy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Vand de Housen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jeremy throws a right and a left that Vand de Housen avoids nicely.
Jeremy misses with the combination.
Vand de Housen tries to clinch up.
Vand de Housen is looking to clinch but Jeremy is avoiding it.
Vand de Housen dodges the punch combination from Jeremy.
Vand de Housen gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Vand de Housen misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ron Jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Patrick Vand de Housen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Jeremy throws a right and a left that Vand de Housen avoids nicely.
Jeremy fails to land with a series of punches.
Jeremy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
An inside leg kick lands from Vand de Housen.
Jeremy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Vand de Housen takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

Jeremy tries to keep at a distance but Vand de Housen has taken the fight into the clinch.
Jeremy wants to get back to striking at distance but Vand de Housen won't allow it.
Jeremy is trying to break free.
Vand de Housen looking to throw knees to the head but Jeremy is blocking nicely.
Jeremy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Vand de Housen prevents Jeremy from breaking the clinch.
Vand de Housen is looking to control Jeremy's arms but Jeremy gets an underhook and turns him. Now Vand de Housen has his back to the cage.
Vand de Housen with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Vand de Housen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Vand de Housen is trying to stall.
Jeremy can't get the takedown.
Vand de Housen unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jeremy lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jeremy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Vand de Housen lands a nice knee to the body.
Jeremy is trying to break the clinch but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Vand de Housen looking to stall.
Vand de Housen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Jeremy is trying to break the clinch but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Vand de Housen lands a nice knee to the body.
Jeremy wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Vand de Housen has him pressed against the cage.
Jeremy wants to break free but Vand de Housen has control.
Vand de Housen will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Jeremy up against the cage.
Vand de Housen misses with a knee strike.
Jeremy is looking to break free of the clinch but Vand de Housen has double underhooks.
Vand de Housen lands a knee to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Vand de Housen slows down the pace here.
Knees in the clinch landing for Vand de Housen.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jeremy has Vand de Housen pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Vand de Housen manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Jeremy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Vand de Housen lands a knee to the body.
Jeremy wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jeremy has had enough of the clinch but Vand de Housen keeps him there for the moment.
Jeremy wants to break free but Vand de Housen has control.
Jeremy wants to get back to striking at distance but Vand de Housen won't allow it.
Vand de Housen stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Jeremy tries to break the clinch but Vand de Housen is controlling the position.
Vand de Housen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Vand de Housen lands an elbow inside.
Vand de Housen is looking to control Jeremy's arms but Jeremy gets an underhook and turns him. Now Vand de Housen has his back to the cage.
Knees in the clinch landing for Vand de Housen.
Vand de Housen wants to stall.
Vand de Housen has Jeremy pushed against the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jeremy wants a takedown but no success here.
Jeremy wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Vand de Housen with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Vand de Housen is looking to control Jeremy's arms but Jeremy gets an underhook and turns him. Now Vand de Housen has his back to the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ron Jeremy showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Vand de Housen has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight as a draw!
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight for Ron Jeremy!
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight for Patrick Vand de Housen!

The fight ends as a draw!
S C
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G S C
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G S C G energy
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hype
A | B
pop
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mgr
A | B
FIGHT
RATING
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