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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Colonel Mustard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Everett Dante (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Mustard might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Crazy Train. Dante is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Dont Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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213 cm
23
270 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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181 cm
23
280 lbs
9 - 3 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Brawler
KO power |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Colonel Mustard! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Everett Dante! The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Dante moves away from the strike by Mustard. Mustard sends Dante crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Mustard is motioning to the referee to let Dante up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Dante is rocked!
It looks like Everett Dante has been cut. We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Dante has eaten all the pies! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Dante fails to land the takedown. Dante is still on wobbly legs! Can Mustard finish him? Mustard waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Dante. Dante seems to have recovered his senses. Mustard throws a wild combination but nothing lands. Mustard lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Dante falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Colonel Mustard! Colonel Mustard retains his heavyweight title!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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