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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jamal White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). White kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is General Public - Tenderness. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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165 lbs
9 - 13 - 0 |
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175 cm
37
163 lbs
24 - 20 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jamal White!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 20 - 1, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Lou da Vinci and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
White lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Turd fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
White closes the distance and pushes Turd back into the cage.
White throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Turd avoiding damage as White throws knees to the body.
White is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Turd is defending well for now.
White working Turd over with knees to the body.
White connects with a nasty looking knee right to Turd's face.
Knees to the body from White.
Turd fails to pull the fight into his guard.
White lands a knee to the head.
Turd is trying to break the clinch but White has him pressed against the cage.
White lands an elbow inside that Turd shrugs off.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
White tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by White as Turd tries to tie him up.
White keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Turd's efforts to push away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
White with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Turd trying to control the position but instead, White has worked for underhooks and has pushed Turd into the cage.
White tries to land knees in the clinch but Turd avoids the damage to the body.
White tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
White lands a damaging elbow.
White keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Turd's efforts to push away.
White tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
White utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Turd tries to pull guard but White won't allow it.
White tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jamal White has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
White throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Turd blocks it with crossed arms.
Turd wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
White misses with a knee to the head.
White missing with knees to the body.
Turd misses with a body punch.
Turd goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Turd can't find room to land a body shot as White controls the action.
Turd stalling in the clinch but White improves position.
Turd avoiding damage as White throws knees to the body.
White lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Turd pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jamal White seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
White tries to clinch there but Turd circles away.
Turd tries to work over White's front leg with a kick but White checks it.
White fails with an attempt to clinch.
Turd shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Turd throwing strikes but missing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
White working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Turd.
Turd preventing the sweep.
Turd is working White over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
White knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Turd on the ground.
Turd makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Turd throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Turd with a flurry of punches that miss.
Turd trying to control but White is working from the bottom.
White on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if White tries to get out of the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Turd postures up in White's guard and throws a big left but White blocks it.
Turd trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Turd landing with the ground and pound.
Turd throwing strikes but missing.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd is working White over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but One Turd will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Turd misses with a takedown attempt - White sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Turd looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Turd blocks a head kick by White.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Turd lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and White has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from White and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
White forces Turd back against the cage and clinches.
Turd misses with a hook to the ribs.
White with an attempt at a knee that misses.
White lands a knee to the head.
White missing with knees to the body.
White lands a knee to the body.
Turd wants to get back to striking at distance but White won't allow it.
White tries to land knees in the clinch but Turd avoids the damage to the body.
White tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Turd tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Jamal White has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
White crunches a lovely knee into Turd's ribcage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd tries to work over White's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
White with an attempt at a knee that misses.
White with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
White lands a nice knee to the body.
Turd tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
White scores with a knee to the head.
White tries a knee to the head but Turd blocks it.
Turd tries to stall but White uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A head punch on the inside from Turd fails to land.
Turd tries to circle away but White has him pinned against the cage.
White with an attempt at a knee that misses.
White with an attempt at a knee that misses.
White tries to land a knee to the head but Turd blocks with his arms.
Turd jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as White walks away with a smile on his face. Turd gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Turd punishes White's body with a nice straight punch.
Jamal White is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
White avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turd fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A right-left combo lands from Turd.
White tries to close the distance and clinch but Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
White throws a half hearted mid kick.
Good exchange - White coming out on top.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
White scoring well with a low kick there.
Jamal White is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Turd throws a right hand that misses
and White counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
White misses with a head kick.
Turd shoots in and drives through. White sprawls well.
White rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Turd moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Turd lands with a shot to the body.
Turd clobbers White with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Turd shoots in but no luck this time.
White's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Jab by Turd.
Turd throws a wild body kick that White sees coming a mile off.
White turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
White is looking to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
White displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Turd throws out the jab.
Turd blocks a head kick by White.
White looks to land a combination but Turd avoids it well.
White stuffs the takedown.
White swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Turd.
White tries to clinch but Turd is having none of it.
Turd throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around White's waist but White gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Turd off to one side.
White throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
White lands a leg kick that knocks Turd off balance momentarily.
Turd tries a head kick but it misses.
Turd shoots in and bounces White off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
White lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Turd!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
White wants to get back to his feet but Turd is holding on tight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turd wants to control but White is having none of it.
Turd is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Turd is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Jamal White will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Turd misses with a body kick.
Turd connects with a solid leg kick.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt.
White throws a shot from downtown. Turd moves away and avoids it.
White tries to clinch up
and Turd counters with an outside leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Turd. That's going to slow White down.
White tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Turd closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Turd connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused White some visible discomfort.
Turd lands a decent elbow from side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd taking a break here but White is having none of it and regains half guard.
Turd is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and White defends it well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
White won't allow Turd to pass to mount.
Turd has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
White avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Turd.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Turd is thwarting White's attempts to control the position.
Turd takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Turd scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Turd throwing shots but White is blocking nicely.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Turd lands a nice short elbow.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
White avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Turd.
Turd drops an elbow to the side of White's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Ground and pound from Turd.
White avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Turd.
Turd trying to control the action but White is working from the bottom.
One Turd has got the better of the ground game so far.
Turd not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Turd wants to pass to mount but White is defending the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turd throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Turd passes to side control.
Turd working the ground and pound but White is defending the strikes.
Turd cracks White with a big elbow.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
White takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sloppy strikes there by Turd.
And that's the end of the fight!
One Turd comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Turd has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 28:29
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 28:29
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... One Turd!
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energy
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hype
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