PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Karate Wax on (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and No Yourtheguay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Wax on
vs
Yourtheguay

173 cm
22
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

169 cm
22
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Likes ground

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Karate Wax on!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, No Yourtheguay!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Ren Mimura and Kenichi Hosakawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Yourtheguay looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Wax on!
Wax on is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Yourtheguay controlling the position easily from mount.
Wax on really wants to buck Yourtheguay off and get back to his feet.
Yourtheguay controlling the pace for now.
I looks like Yourtheguay might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Yourtheguay is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Wax on can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Yourtheguay controlling the position easily from mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Wax on really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Yourtheguay trying to control but he's not successful this time.

Despite being in the dominant position, No Yourtheguay just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Yourtheguay misses with a series of wild punches.
Wax on shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Yourtheguay counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Wax on's guard now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yourtheguay is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Wax on wants to stand but Yourtheguay is controlling the position.
Yourtheguay slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Yourtheguay gets to his feet - Wax on follows without any prompting.
Yourtheguay looks gassed!
Nice takedown defense from Yourtheguay. No joy for Wax on on that attempt.
Wax on tries to clinch

and Yourtheguay decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Wax on's guard.
Wax on is looking to stand up but Yourtheguay isn't so interested in that idea.
Yourtheguay seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

No Yourtheguay dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Wax on throws a right and a left that Yourtheguay avoids nicely.
Yourtheguay shoots for a takedown but Wax on saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Yourtheguay blocks a head kick by Wax on.

Yourtheguay shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Yourtheguay showed some decent athleticism there.

Yourtheguay is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wax on won't allow Yourtheguay to pass to mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wax on is trying to stand back up but Yourtheguay is controlling him
Yourtheguay is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Yourtheguay stops Wax on from getting back to his feet.
Yourtheguay looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Wax on wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Yourtheguay takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

Wax on has one foot on Yourtheguay's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.

Yourtheguay changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Wax on looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

Yourtheguay decides to stand back up. Yourtheguay steps back and let's Wax on get back to his feet.

Yourtheguay looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Wax on!
Yourtheguay won't let Wax on get back to his feet... He wants to keep the fight where it is for now.
Yourtheguay controlling the pace for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wax on has given up his back, trying to stand up. Not clever.
Yourtheguay slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Wax on trying to get back to his feet but Yourtheguay is in full control for now.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
No Yourtheguay has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Wax on trying to get back to his feet but Yourtheguay is in full control for now.
A bit of a pause in the action here. Yourtheguay controlling the positon.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

No Yourtheguay showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Yourtheguay showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Wax on.
Wax on tries to clinch up

and Yourtheguay counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Yourtheguay stands and throws Wax on's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Yourtheguay content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Despite being in the dominant position, No Yourtheguay just isn't active enough and the referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Wax on pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Wax on tries to grapple but his opponent circles

and Yourtheguay counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Wax on is trying to stand back up but Yourtheguay is controlling him
Yourtheguay performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yourtheguay tries to pass the half guard into mount. Wax on knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Yourtheguay in particular looking to stall.
Wax on is looking to escape.
Yourtheguay sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Yourtheguay sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Wax on defending well though.
Karate Wax on has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Yourtheguay not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Wax on is trying to stand.
Yourtheguay is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Yourtheguay works his foot free and advances to mount.
Yourtheguay tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

And that's the end of the fight!
No Yourtheguay comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Yourtheguay has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 26:30
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 26:30
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... No Yourtheguay!