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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jasper Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kekabu Bukkake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bukkake has chosen I like Bukkake as his entrance music. Jasper Jones has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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198 cm
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265 lbs
16 - 8 - 0 |
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197 cm
26
274 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jasper Jones! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kekabu Bukkake! The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Jones throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bukkake counters with a stiff right hand.
It looks like Jasper Jones has been cut. Jones lands a two punch combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Jones throws a leg kick and Bukkake counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Left hook, right uppercut from Jones. Bukkake uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones. Bukkake uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
Nice defenses there by Bukkake. Bukkake's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jones connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Bukkake scrambles back to his feet. Jones lands a big uppercut and Bukkake crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Bukkake looks OK. Jones waves Bukkake back to his feet!
Bukkake is rocked! Jones lands with a shot to the body. Bukkake is still on wobbly legs! Can Jones finish him? Bukkake bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Jones comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Bukkake falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Bukkake was out before he hit the floor!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jasper Jones! Jasper Jones decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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