PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jean Dujardin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Coffey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dujardin's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Punish Yourself Suck My TV . Coffey has chosen Only Time by Enya as his entrance music. Jean Dujardin is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dujardin
vs
Coffey

195 cm
26
275 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

196 cm
19
280 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Backyard Fighting

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Dujardin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, John Coffey!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Robert Douchet and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dujardin gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Dujardin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dujardin takes a swing at Coffey's ribcage but misses.
Coffey waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dujardin.
Coffey lands with a right hand.
Dujardin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Coffey.
Coffey misses the shot to the body.
Dujardin tries to clinch there but Coffey circles away.
Coffey is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dujardin.
Coffey lands a slapping body shot.
Coffey takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Coffey lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dujardin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Coffey.
Dujardin on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Coffey ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Coffey looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dujardin misses with a wild body shot.
Coffey looks to land a right hand but Dujardin moved out of range.
John Coffey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice defenses there by Dujardin.
Coffey scores with a jab to the head.
Dujardin moves out of range as Coffey strikes.
Dujardin tries to clinch but Coffey moves out of range.
Dujardin works Coffey's body with a nice hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dujardin gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Coffey scores with a one two! Dujardin had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dujardin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Dujardin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Coffey misses with a hook. Dujardin ducked under it nicely.
Coffey avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Coffey moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Coffey misses with a wild body shot.
Dujardin slips a jab from Coffey.

Nice combo by Coffey! Oh, that's hurt him - Dujardin falls to the canvas and Coffey follows him into side control.

Dujardin is rocked!

It looks like Jean Dujardin has been cut.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Coffey is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Dujardin has escaped the position, nice work there.
Oh Dujardin is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Coffey in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Dujardin seems to have got his legs back now.
Dujardin is not content to let Coffey control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Coffey swings around for an armbar but Dujardin sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Coffey's guard.
Dujardin in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Coffey has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dujardin trying to control but Coffey is working from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dujardin accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Coffey working a defensive guard here.
Dujardin postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dujardin accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dujardin with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Coffey looking to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dujardin throws an elbow that misses. Coffey uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dujardin's guard. Nice move by Coffey!
Coffey trying to control the position from guard on top but Dujardin is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dujardin is pulling down on Coffey's head. It's preventing any offense from Coffey, at least for the moment.
Dujardin knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Coffey on the ground.
Dujardin keeping moving, preventing Coffey from controlling successfully.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Coffey wants to pass the guard but Dujardin is keeping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Coffey dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jean Dujardin's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Dujardin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dujardin tries to clinch but Coffey moves out of range.
Coffey with a jab.
Jean Dujardin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Coffey lands a jab-cross combination.
Coffey misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dujardin.
Coffey fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dujardin avoids the body shot from Coffey.
Dujardin takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Coffey moves into range and connects with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dujardin on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Coffey scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Coffey wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coffey throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Coffey misses with an uppercut
and Dujardin counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like John Coffey has been cut.
Coffey misses with an uppercut
letting Dujardin counter with a right hand.
Dujardin is looking to clinch.
Dujardin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Coffey throws out the jab.
Coffey swings widly with a right hand
and Dujardin counters with a left to the body.
Good shot there by Coffey.
Dujardin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Coffey dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Coffey.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Coffey dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coffey swings for the body but Dujardin moves out of range.
Dujardin tries to clinch there but Coffey circles away.
Dujardin gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dujardin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Coffey sizes up Dujardin with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Coffey swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dujardin tries to clinch there but Coffey circles away.
Dujardin is looking to wear down Coffey with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Coffey avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Coffey swats away the attempt to clinch by Dujardin.

Dujardin moves into the clinch.
Coffey is trying to break the clinch but Dujardin is controlling him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dujardin misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dujardin can't find room to land a body shot as Coffey controls the action.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dujardin.
Dujardin tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Coffey wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dujardin has him pressed against the cage.
Dujardin wants a takedown.
Coffey can't break the clinch.
Dujardin keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Coffey's efforts to push away.
Coffey has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Dujardin cracks Coffey with a nice body shot.
Coffey is breathing heavily.
A right hook to the body lands for Dujardin.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A short left from Dujardin.
A short uppercut from Dujardin.
Dujardin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Coffey backwards.
Dujardin dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Dujardin.
Dujardin taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Coffey wants to get back to striking at distance but Dujardin won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dujardin lands with a light punch inside.
A nice left hand lands by Dujardin.
Dujardin lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Coffey is trying to break the clinch but Dujardin is controlling him.
Dujardin lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Coffey backwards.
Dujardin lands with a left to the head.
A short left from Dujardin.
Jean Dujardin has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Dujardin lands with a left to the head.

That has opened up John Coffey's cut even more.
Coffey letting Dujardin take a breather here.
Dujardin lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Dujardin lands a body shot.
Dujardin lands a right hand that snaps the head of Coffey backwards.
Dujardin lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dujardin lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Coffey is rocked!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A short uppercut from Dujardin.
Coffey is still on wobbly legs! Can Dujardin finish him?

Dujardin has picked Coffey up - he's going for a ride! Dujardin dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Dujardin scores with a big shot! Coffey's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Coffey! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jean Dujardin!
Our winner, Jean Dujardin, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.