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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jared Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hijo De Super Porky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Super Porky's choice of entrance music: WILD BOAR by Dermot and Dave. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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256 lbs
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264 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good knees
Big heart |
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jared Smith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Hijo De Super Porky!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, David Hoff and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smith throws a looping overhand right but Super Porky ducks down to avoid it.
Super Porky looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Super Porky bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Smith manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Smith is trying to get back to full guard.
Super Porky lands strikes from half guard.
Super Porky throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Super Porky has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Island Conditioning. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Smith regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Super Porky.
Smith definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Super Porky lands a couple of elbows.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Smith bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Super Porky's guard.
Super Porky looking for a sweep. Not yet Super Porky, not yet.
Super Porky is still trying to improve position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Smith stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Super Porky swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Smith trying to control but Super Porky is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith preventing the sweep.
Super Porky keeping full guard, as Smith tries to pass.
Smith stands and throws Super Porky's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Super Porky is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Smith seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Super Porky does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Smith is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Smith is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Super Porky doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Smith.
Super Porky slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Super Porky really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Smith. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Super Porky not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Super Porky looking for a sweep. Not yet Super Porky, not yet.
Smith thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Super Porky pulls Smith in to control the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Super Porky looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Super Porky manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Smith is desperately trying to improve his position but Super Porky has a good base and remains in mount.
Smith is working hard here to advance position.
Super Porky lands a couple of good shots and Smith has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Super Porky connects with a series of strikes and the referee is calling for Smith to escape the position.
I really don't envy Smith right now.
Super Porky is working the ground and pound. Can Smith escape?
Smith rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Super Porky lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Smith tries to get to full guard but Super Porky has control of the leg.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Super Porky wants to pass to mount but Smith is defending the position.
Smith is looking to improve his position.
Super Porky slips a nice elbow through Smith's hands, connecting with Smith's forehead.
Smith is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Smith wants to control but Super Porky is keeping busy and won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Super Porky there.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Super Porky connects with a nice short shot to Smith's temple.
Smith is rocked!
Smith regains full guard. Nicely done.
Smith will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Super Porky content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Oh Smith is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Super Porky loads up on a big left hand. Smith felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Super Porky looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Smith can't hide his disappointment, as Super Porky celebrates the victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hijo De Super Porky!
A very excited looking Hijo De Super Porky made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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