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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jupiters Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shao Kahn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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275 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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252 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter fighter
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jupiters Cock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Shao Kahn!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Winston Alpacca and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kahn misses with a straight right.
Cock definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cock really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A jab from Cock misses.
Kahn misses the jab.
Kahn tries to keep at a distance but Cock has taken the fight into the clinch.
Kahn lands with a light punch inside.
Still in the clinch, Cock scores with a nice short uppercut.
Kahn tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kahn lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cock backwards.
Cock misses with a punch to the body.
Kahn tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kahn fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kahn throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cock pushes Kahn back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Kahn fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cock pushes Kahn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Shao Kahn has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kahn misses with some punches.
Kahn swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cock misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kahn lands with a right to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cock.
Cock works on Kahn's body with a couple of short punches.
Kahn looks winded!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Cock digs a right hand into Kahn's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kahn's gas tank.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cock.
Kahn misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kahn tries to work over Cock's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Cock lands a shot to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cock lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kahn or not.
Cock lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Nice body punch from Cock - that landed with a thud.
A left hand lands to the body for Cock.
Cock works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Cock lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A hook to the body from Cock.
Cock avoiding damage.
A short right from Cock.
A short body shot lands from Cock as the two fighters clinch.
Nice body punch from Cock.
Cock works on Kahn's body with a couple of short punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cock lands a nice shot to the body.
Cock lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kahn backwards.
Good body shot from Cock.
Cock digs a right hand underneath Kahn's ribcage. Kahn let out a lung full of air as it connected.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Cock.
Cock throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Cock scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That has opened up Shao Kahn's cut even more.
Cock lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kahn backwards.
Good body shot from Cock.
Come on Cock - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Cock scores with a hook to the body.
Cock scores with a shot to the side of Kahn's head.
Cock stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Cock lands a shot to the body.
Cock pushes Kahn back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cock lands an uppercut.
Kahn is rocked!
The cut above Shao Kahn's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Kahn's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Kahn is still on wobbly legs! Can Cock finish him?
Cock lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Kahn to his knees! Cock keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jupiters Cock!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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