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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Randulfr Simms (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slip Cahn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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217 cm
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156 lbs
0 - 4 - 0 |
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189 cm
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161 lbs
1 - 2 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Enjoys gardening |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Randulfr Simms! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Slip Cahn! The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Taro Takaoka and Tatsuya Matsuyama.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Cahn shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Simms manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up. Cahn scores with a decent looking elbow strike. Cahn distracts Simms with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm. Cahn cracks Simms with a solid left hand. Simms is trying to control the position but Cahn postures up. In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Cahn working his ground and pound in the gym. So far it seems to be working well. Simms really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Cahn engaging in some classic timewasting tactics. Simms preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Cahn loads up on a big left hand. Simms felt that one! He's just covering up now, not defending himself intelligently - Cahn looks towards the ref and unloads with 3 more big shots and the ref has no choice but to stop the fight! Simms can't hide his disappointment, as Cahn celebrates the victory.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Slip Cahn! Slip Cahn gave a mention to Evil Clothing in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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