PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Outfuh Blood (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil has chosen Full Retard as his entrance music. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Blood
vs
Pencil

191 cm
24
195 lbs
10 - 5 - 1

185 cm
23
193 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Evil Clothing
Milwaukee's Best Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Outfuh Blood!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Illya Tyunina and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blood with a jab.
Pencil takes a swing at Blood's ribcage but misses.
Blood lands an overhand right.
Pencil throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Blood.
Pencil swings widly with a right hand
and Blood counters with a stiff right hand.
Blood works Pencil's body with a nice hook.
Blood takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Pencil with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pencil swings widly with a right hand
and Blood counters with a stiff right hand.
Pencil misses with a straight left.
Blood lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Pencil swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Blood counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Pencil connects with a looping right hand.

It looks like Outfuh Blood has been cut.
Pencil pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Pencil lands with a good body shot.
Blood lands a jab to the nose.
Blood scores with a jab to the body.
Pencil uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Blood.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pencil throws a lazy uppercut
and Blood counters with a nice body shot.
Blood cracks Pencil with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

Pencil is rocked!
Blood is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Blood listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Pencil is still on wobbly legs! Can Blood finish him?
Blood lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pencil circles away quickly and effectively.
It looks like Blood has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Pencil throws a lazy right hand but Blood sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Blood steps in with a hook that catches Pencil right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Blood follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Pencil looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Outfuh Blood!
During a confident post fight interview, Outfuh Blood thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.