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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dre Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ole Solseng (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Solseng is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Iron Horse - Hero of the Day. Ole Solseng is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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265 lbs
19 - 9 - 1 |
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285 lbs
12 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Dre Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ole Solseng!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Hugh Johnson and Steve Erwin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for Solseng.
Solseng avoids a kick to the body.
Solseng lands with a nice body punch.
Donk. Solseng catches Parker right on the button with a cross.
Solseng tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parker was well out of range. Poor timing from Solseng.
Parker moves to clinch but Solseng breaks away
enabling Solseng to counter with a crisp jab.
Parker tries a head kick but it misses.
Solseng throws a jab but it's blocked by Parker.
Parker throws a series of punches but Solseng avoids them all with ease.
Solseng wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Some bone on bone action there as Parker checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
A nice leg kick lands there from Solseng.
Parker looks for the body kick but Solseng saw that one coming.
Parker keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Solseng.
We've been told by Parker's head coaches at Evil Empire Throwdown that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Solseng is looking to slow Parker down with leg kicks.
Parker wants to clinch.
Parker walks into a stiff left hand from Solseng.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Parker throws a head kick but Solseng moves out of range.
Parker misses with a head kick.
Solseng throws a jab but it's blocked by Parker.
Parker misses with a body kick.
Parker throws a series of punches but Solseng avoids them all with ease.
Parker throws a series of punches but Solseng avoids them all with ease.
Parker throws a low kick but Solseng avoids it.
Parker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Solseng.
Solseng takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Solseng's coach down at Homunculus Alembic was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Solseng's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Solseng pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Parker tries to clinch but Solseng is having none of it.
Solseng waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Parker.
Parker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Solseng manages to avoid it.
Solseng avoids the head kick by Parker.
Parker throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Solseng counter with a right hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Solseng fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Parker throws a right and a left that Solseng avoids nicely.
Parker slips under a jab from Solseng.
Parker takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Parker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Solseng.
Parker has Solseng up against the cage in a clinch.
Solseng is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parker.
Solseng misses with a body punch.
Solseng lands with a short shot to the head.
Parker stalling in the clinch but Solseng improves position.
Solseng lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Parker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker lands a body shot.
Solseng throws the kick towards the body but Parker avoids it.
Solseng throws a quick inside leg kick.
Solseng throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Solseng throws a front kick aimed at Parker's knee but Parker avoids it well.
A solid body kick from Parker.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch but Solseng swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Parker swinging wildly here.
Parker misses with a double jab.
Parker throws a right and a left that Solseng avoids nicely.
Solseng takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Dre Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker throws a jab but it's blocked by Solseng.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Solseng slips a jab and a cross from Parker.
Parker slips a straight right by Solseng.
A punch combination from Parker misses.
Parker tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker fakes the leg kick and cracks Solseng in the body.
Parker swinging wildly here.
Solseng with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Parker misses with a double jab.
Solseng takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Parker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Parker tries to clinch
and Solseng counters with a stiff right hand.
Parker misses with a leg kick
and Solseng counters with a nice low kick that buckles Parker's knee momentarily.
Solseng getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Solseng cracks Parker with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch up but Solseng swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parker takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Solseng scores with a leg kick.
Parker instigates a clinch.
Solseng tries to throw a body punch but Parker avoids it by throwing Solseng back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ole Solseng dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Parker swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Good work by Parker as he checks the leg kick.
Solseng looks to land a left hand but Parker moved out of range nicely.
Solseng moves out of range of the body kick from Parker.
Dre Parker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Parker is looking to clinch but Solseng is avoiding it.
Parker wants to clinch up but Solseng keeps it at a distance.
Parker throws a right hand that Solseng ducks under and follows up with a left that Solseng also avoids with ease.
Solseng avoids a punch combination nicely.
Parker takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Parker throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Solseng's head.
Parker throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Solseng connects with a body shot that sends Parker's belly button to the back.
Solseng is looking to land body kicks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Parker misses with a double jab.
Solseng lands a glancing blow to the side of Parker's head.
Parker misses with a wild combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
A swing and a miss from Solseng.
Parker is looking to clinch.
Solseng tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parker was well out of range. Poor timing from Solseng.
Parker misses with a combination
and Solseng makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Parker really felt that one!
Solseng misses with a body kick.
Parker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Solseng.
Parker ducks under a wild hook from Solseng.
Nice body punch from Parker.
A nice combination there by Parker.
It looks like Ole Solseng has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Solseng throws a jab when Parker was well out of range.
Parker rushes Solseng and presses him up against the cage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Solseng.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Solseng misses with some punches.
Parker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Solseng scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Parker can't break the clinch.
Parker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Solseng misses with a hook to the ribs.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Solseng softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Solseng swings wildly with an uppercut but Parker uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parker works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Solseng tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Solseng scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Solseng misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Solseng fails to land.
Solseng misses with some punches.
Parker blocks a body shot from Solseng.
Solseng tries to throw a body punch but Parker avoids it by throwing Solseng back against the cage.
Solseng pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Parker misses with an attempted mid kick.
Solseng lands with a straight right. Parker didn't see that one coming.
Solseng throws a jab when Parker was well out of range.
Parker misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Solseng counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Solseng uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Parker.
Parker looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Parker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Solseng sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Solseng takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Solseng feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Parkers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Parker rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Solseng moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Solseng throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Parker misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Parker tries to clinch there but Solseng circles away.
Parker misses with a wild combination.
Parker is looking to wear down Solseng with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Solseng finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Parker tries to clinch there but Solseng circles away.
Solseng lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Parker tries to bum rush Solseng with a series of wild strikes but Solseng uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jab from Solseng.
Solseng scores with a hook.
Solseng wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Solseng punishes Parker's body with a nice straight punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Ole Solseng will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Ole Solseng's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Solseng lands with an overhand left.
A jab from Solseng misses.
No joy there for Parker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Parker clinches up with Solseng and pushes him back against the cage.
Parker looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Parker tries to break the clinch but Solseng is controlling the position.
Solseng working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Parker wants to break the clinch but can't.
Solseng has a couple of punches blocked by Parker.
Parker looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Solseng pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Parker tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Solseng manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Solseng lands a big right hand that sends Parker crashing to the mat! Solseng stays standing though and waves Parker back to his feet!
Parker is rocked!
It looks like Dre Parker has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Solseng drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Parker's head, knocking him out cold! Solseng is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ole Solseng!
Ole Solseng seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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hype
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