PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carpet Chair (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Muntz
vs
Chair

185 cm
27
180 lbs
19 - 4 - 1

178 cm
28
178 lbs
20 - 12 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Hellbent
Merciless Gladiators

Merciless Gladiators

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nelson Muntz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Carpet Chair!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muntz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chair moves away.
Muntz lands a leg kick that knocks Chair off balance momentarily.
Chair missing with a left hand there. Muntz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chair lands a nice shot to the body.
Muntz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Muntz throws a front kick aimed at Chair's knee but Chair avoids it well.
Muntz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chair.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Chair.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Muntz can't do much from the bottom here.
Muntz is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The strikes coming from Chair are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Muntz wants to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chair tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Chair looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Muntz is avoiding damage well.
Chair sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Muntz is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Chair misses with the ground and pound.
Muntz is looking for a sweep.
Muntz can't do much from the bottom here.
Muntz tries to bench press Chair off him but Chair keeps the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chair working away.
Muntz is working to avoid the ground and pound but Chair connects with a decent elbow.
Muntz is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but Chair has just dragged him back down to the mat.
Chair tries to move to mount but Muntz blocks the move with his legs.
Chair cracks Muntz with a big elbow.
Muntz avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Chair.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chair throwing ground and pound but whilst doing so, he forgets to control position and Muntz works his way back to half guard. Good composure under pressure.
Muntz works his way to full guard. Good work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chair trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Chair loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Chair throws an elbow that misses. Muntz uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Chair's guard. Nice move by Muntz!

Muntz stands up from Chair's guard - Muntz perhaps looking for a knockout.
Muntz checks a leg kick nicely.
Muntz leaves Chair with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Muntz throws a hook but Chair avoids it easily.
Muntz misses with a straight left.
Chair thows a body shot but no joy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chair wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Chair lands a slapping body shot.
Nelson Muntz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chair uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Muntz has time to react.
Chair jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Chair uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Muntz.
Muntz throws a low kick but it's checked well by Chair.
Muntz is looking to clinch but Chair is avoiding it.
Chair pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Chair delivers a nice body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Muntz tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Chair manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Chair throws the kick towards the body but Muntz avoids it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Muntz leaves Chair with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muntz. Chair does a little dance to reset his feet.
Muntz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Chair.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Carpet Chair dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Muntz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chair was well out of range. Poor timing from Muntz.
Chair misses the shot to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Chair lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Muntz has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Muntz and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Muntz loads up on a big right hand but Chair slips the punch.

Muntz moves into the clinch.
Chair fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Chair tries for a takedown but Muntz manages to get underhooks.
Muntz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Chair misses with a body punch.
Chair doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chair fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chair is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Muntz to keep the fight standing.
Nelson Muntz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Carpet Chair.
Muntz lands with a left to the head.
Muntz works on Chair's body with a couple of short punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chair working aggressively here.
Muntz lands a body shot.
Chair is breathing heavily.
Muntz lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

It looks like Carpet Chair has been cut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chair is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Muntz pulls him back up using the underhooks.
A short right from Muntz.
Muntz lands a left hand that snaps the head of Chair backwards.
Muntz works on Chair's body with a couple of short punches.
Muntz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chair tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Muntz lands a shoulder strike.
Chair misses with a hook from the clinch.
Muntz scores with a hook to the body.
Muntz lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Chair or not.
Muntz lands a left hand.
The referee calls for Muntz to work.
Chair misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice right hand lands inside from Muntz.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Muntz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nelson Muntz has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Muntz has a couple of punches blocked by Chair.
Muntz lands a left hand that snaps the head of Chair backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muntz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Chair backwards.
Chair goes for a takedown attempt but Muntz pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Nice shot by Chair.
Muntz ducks under a wild hook from Chair.
Chair fails to land with a series of punches.
Muntz scores with a hook.
Muntz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Muntz cracks Chair with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Chair stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Muntz.
Chair uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Muntz.
Muntz cracks the inside of Chair's front leg.
Chair moves out of range as Muntz strikes.
Muntz thumps Chair with a low kick.
Muntz scores with a crisp jab that stopped Chair in his tracks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Chair misses.
Muntz misses with a low kick.
Chair fails with the takedown.
Chair scores with a leg kick.
Muntz scores with a one two! Chair had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
A shot to the body from Chair misses
and Muntz counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Muntz closes the distance and clinches.
A nice left hand lands by Muntz.
Chair misses with a punch on the inside.

Muntz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Muntz takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

Chair is rocked!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Chair is still on wobbly legs! Can Muntz finish him?
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chair tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Muntz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short uppercut from Muntz.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muntz pushes Chair back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Chair blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chair blocking some punches.
Muntz lands a big right hand that drops Chair! The killer instinct kicks in and Muntz finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Muntz!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Nelson Muntz!
Nelson Muntz is the new welterweight champion!
Nelson Muntz bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.