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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatu Tua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tua's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Freak on a Leash by Korn. Doofenshmirtz has chosen Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein as his entrance music. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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184 cm
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269 lbs
25 - 12 - 0 |
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187 cm
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231 lbs
12 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
25 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Fatu Tua! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Heinz Doofenshmirtz! The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Robert Douchet and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Doofenshmirtz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tua. Tua swings away with a body shot that misses
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Doofenshmirtz is looking to clinch. Tua blocks the body kick.
Tua looks to throw the jab but Doofenshmirtz is out of range. Tua tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Doofenshmirtz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. Tua misses with a looping left. Doofenshmirtz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Tua's sensitive parts. Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick and Tua moves out of range easily. Fatu Tua seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Doofenshmirtz lets loose with a powerful body kick. Tua will feel that in the morning. Tua swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Tua wants to clinch up but Doofenshmirtz keeps it at a distance. The crowd cheers as Doofenshmirtz lands an impressive looking overhand right. Tua doesn't seem phased though. Doofenshmirtz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Tua drives through and clinches with Doofenshmirtz against the cage.
Tua lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook from the clinch. Tua fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz is working Tua over against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round. Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow that stopped Tua in his tracks for a moment. Tua lands a right hand that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards. Tua dodges an elbow strike from Doofenshmirtz.
Tua is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Doofenshmirtz is keeping busy. Tua misses with a short punch on the inside. Tua struggles to land a body shot inside as Doofenshmirtz controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tua. Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow that stopped Tua in his tracks for a moment. Doofenshmirtz trying to land knees to the body.
Tua misses with a hook from the clinch. Doofenshmirtz throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Tua blocks it with crossed arms. Doofenshmirtz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Tua looking to slow down the pace here. Doofenshmirtz lands a left hand.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow inside. Doofenshmirtz tries to land a knee to the head but Tua blocks with his arms.
Tua is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage. Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Tua tries to keep at a distance but Doofenshmirtz has taken the fight into the clinch. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. A right handed body shot lands from Tua.
Tua dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage. Tua gets a warning from the ref for wasting time. Tua throws a head punch that misses. Tua throws a punch but it's blocked by Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz pushes Tua back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Doofenshmirtz blocking some punches.
Tua working aggressively here.
Tua misses with a hook from the clinch. Nice elbow from Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body. Tua lands with a light punch inside. Tua scores with a shot to the side of Doofenshmirtz's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Tua fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Doofenshmirtz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tua misses with a straight left. Tua lands a nice looking body shot.
Tua swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tua keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a good right hand that stumbles Tua. Tua circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Doofenshmirtz connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Tua walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Doofenshmirtz checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Tua misses with an uppercut
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a stiff right hand. Tua throws a hook but Doofenshmirtz avoids it easily. Doofenshmirtz moves in looking to clinch but Tua pushes him off. Doofenshmirtz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Tua's sensitive parts. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Tua ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Tua misses the shot to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Tua looks to throw the jab but Doofenshmirtz is out of range. Tua swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big shot that misses. Tua shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Tua scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Doofenshmirtz throws a chopping leg kick but Tua manages to avoid taking any serious damage. Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick that knocks Tua off balance momentarily. Doofenshmirtz clinches with his opponent.
Tua misses with a body punch.
Doofenshmirtz throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Tua blocks it with crossed arms. A short right from Doofenshmirtz on the inside. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Tua creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Tua swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! A head punch on the inside from Tua fails to land. A head punch on the inside from Tua fails to land. Doofenshmirtz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow inside that Tua shrugs off. Doofenshmirtz lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Heinz Doofenshmirtz will probably get the nod. That's time! Back to the action!
Tua keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Doofenshmirtz. A slow jab from Tua misses its intended target. Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. Doofenshmirtz throws a body punch but Tua moves out of range. Doofenshmirtz is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Tua throws a hook to the side of Doofenshmirtz's head but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Tua with a jab. A jab from Tua misses. Tua uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Tua pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Doofenshmirtz swings for the body but Tua moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a right hand. Tua shakes it off. Tua throws a body punch but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range. Tua fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doofenshmirtz manages to avoid it. The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Doofenshmirtz. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man. Doofenshmirtz keeps the fight on the outside. Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be getting the better of the standup. The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. Tua misses with a wild combination.
That's one minute gone in the round. Tua throws a leg kick which misses Doofenshmirtz's front leg but catches the back leg as Doofenshmirtz tries to avoid it. Tua throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz throws a jab but it's blocked by Tua. Doofenshmirtz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tua. Tua misses with a looping right. Tua scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Tua throws an overhand right that lands on Doofenshmirtz's shoulder, as Doofenshmirtz tries to avoid the shot. Doofenshmirtz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tua throws out the jab. Tua changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Doofenshmirtz instigates a clinch. Tua misses with an elbow over the top. Tua can't find room to land a body shot as Doofenshmirtz controls the action.
Tua lands a right hand that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards. Tua lands with a short shot to the head. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Doofenshmirtz working Tua over with knees to the body. Tua misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tua trying to control the position but instead, Doofenshmirtz has worked for underhooks and has pushed Tua into the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Tua lands a body shot in the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body punch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Tua takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. Doofenshmirtz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Tua. Tua lands a body shot. Tua throws a head punch that misses. A head punch on the inside from Tua fails to land. Doofenshmirtz unloads a knee to the mid-section. Tua lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Tua misses with the head strike.
Doofenshmirtz with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Tua goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Doofenshmirtz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tua.
A short right from Tua.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Tua dodges an elbow strike from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a shoulder strike. Tua looking to slow down the pace here. Our sources have told us that Tua has been working on his elbows in the gym. Doofenshmirtz with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A right handed body shot lands from Doofenshmirtz.
Tua takes a shot to the head. Doofenshmirtz throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Tua blocks the elbow strike.
Tua swings wildly with an uppercut but Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid it. Tua misses with a short punch on the inside. Doofenshmirtz tries to land a knee to the head but Tua blocks with his arms.
Doofenshmirtz misses with some punches.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the elbow strike from Tua, against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz blocking some punches.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Tua tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow that stopped Tua in his tracks for a moment. Tua lands a nice uppercut. Tua has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Doofenshmirtz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Doofenshmirtz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tua.
Tua misses with some punches.
Doofenshmirtz with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Doofenshmirtz lands with a left to the head. Doofenshmirtz misses with a body punch.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a knee strike.
Doofenshmirtz lands on the inside with an uppercut. Tua scores with an uppercut up the middle. Doofenshmirtz with a knee to the head.
Doofenshmirtz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tua.
Nice elbow from Doofenshmirtz. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Tua tries to throw a body punch but Doofenshmirtz avoids it by throwing Tua back against the cage. Doofenshmirtz blocks an uppercut.
Tua is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Doofenshmirtz tries a knee to the head but Tua blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Fatu Tua will probably get the nod. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Tua throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doofenshmirtz sees it coming and avoids it easily. Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for a 1-2. Doofenshmirtz obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range. Tua throws an overhand right that lands on Doofenshmirtz's shoulder, as Doofenshmirtz tries to avoid the shot. A kick lands to the mid section there for Doofenshmirtz. Tua lands a right hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz works the jab nicely. Tua stuns Doofenshmirtz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range. Tua finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Doofenshmirtz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Doofenshmirtz thows a body shot but no joy. Tua throws a right and a left that Doofenshmirtz avoids nicely. Tua fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Doofenshmirtz, pushing him back against the cage. Doofenshmirtz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tua misses with some punches.
Tua can't find room to land a body shot as Doofenshmirtz controls the action.
Tua lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round. Tua tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doofenshmirtz's elbow. Tua misses with some punches.
Tua fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Tua tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doofenshmirtz's elbow. Tua misses with a body punch.
Tua scores with an uppercut up the middle. Tua can't find room to land a body shot as Doofenshmirtz controls the action.
Tua lands a shoulder strike. Doofenshmirtz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Fatu Tua has scored more points in the clinch so far. Tua goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Tua struggles to land a body shot inside as Doofenshmirtz controls his hands.
Tua lands a left hand that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards. Doofenshmirtz tries to land knees in the clinch but Tua avoids the damage to the body. Doofenshmirtz blocks an elbow strike. Doofenshmirtz missing with knees to the body.
Tua makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Doofenshmirtz lands a knee to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Doofenshmirtz throws an elbow but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Tua tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Tua tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Tua takes a knee right on the jaw!
Doofenshmirtz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Doofenshmirtz unloads a knee to the mid-section. Tua lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh. Both fighters are breathing heavily. A short right hand to the side of the head by Doofenshmirtz. Tua misses with the head strike.
Tua struggles to land a body shot inside as Doofenshmirtz controls his hands.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Tua avoids it. Doofenshmirtz lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Doofenshmirtz scores with a knee to the head.
Tua's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! A short right hand to the side of the head by Doofenshmirtz. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tua. Doofenshmirtz blocks an elbow strike from Tua.
Doofenshmirtz using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Tua swings wildly with an uppercut but Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid it. Doofenshmirtz blocks a body shot from Tua.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Doofenshmirtz working Tua over with knees to the body. Tua tries to throw a body punch but Doofenshmirtz avoids it by throwing Tua back against the cage. Tua takes an elbow to the temple. Doofenshmirtz working Tua over with knees to the body. Doofenshmirtz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tua.
Tua tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Doofenshmirtz's elbow. Doofenshmirtz scores with an uppercut up the middle. Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow that stopped Tua in his tracks for a moment. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Knees in the clinch landing for Doofenshmirtz.
A right hook to the body lands for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Tua in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. Doofenshmirtz lands a nice elbow. Doofenshmirtz lands an uppercut. Doofenshmirtz lands with a short shot to the head. A knee to the head by Doofenshmirtz.
Tua tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Doofenshmirtz with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Doofenshmirtz putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Tua in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. Doofenshmirtz landing knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Tua takes an elbow to the forehead. Doofenshmirtz lands with a left to the head. Doofenshmirtz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Tua.
Tua misses with the head strike.
Doofenshmirtz softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Doofenshmirtz lands with a left to the head. Tua misses with a short punch on the inside. Tua misses with a hook from the clinch. Doofenshmirtz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Doofenshmirtz lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Tua struggles to land a body shot inside as Doofenshmirtz controls his hands.
Doofenshmirtz blocking some punches.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice hook to the head. Tua tries to throw a body punch but Doofenshmirtz avoids it by throwing Tua back against the cage. Tua slowing the pace effectively.
And that's the end of the fight! Heinz Doofenshmirtz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I think Doofenshmirtz has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 29:29 Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 28:29 Judge William Peck scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz! A less than humble Heinz Doofenshmirtz misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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