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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jimmy Snuka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyson Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snuka comes into the arena with smoke weed blaring out of the sound system. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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192 cm
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218 lbs
21 - 11 - 0 |
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195 cm
35
209 lbs
15 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Jimmy Snuka! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tyson Black! The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Steve Smith and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Black shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Snuka as he jumps to the side. Snuka keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl. We've been told by Snuka's head coaches at Pahuyuth Muay Thai 12 elite coaches that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight. Black thumps Snuka with a low kick. Black takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Snuka lands a nice looking body shot.
Black throws a leg kick but Snuka sees it coming and moves out of range. Black fails in his attempt to clinch. Black tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Snuka was well out of range. Poor timing from Black. Snuka throws a series of strikes that have Black backpedaling.
Black thows a body shot but no joy. Black is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Black gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Black is leaning against Snuka and scores with a nice uppercut to the body. Snuka blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Black is looking for a takedown. Jimmy Snuka has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tyson Black.
That's one minute gone in the round. Snuka breaks the clinch.
Snuka lets loose with a powerful body kick. Black will feel that in the morning. Jimmy Snuka is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Black throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Snuka counters with a series of strikes. Black will be more careful next time no doubt. Black looks to land a left hand but Snuka moved out of range nicely. Black thows a leg kick but Snuka checks it and Snuka counters with a one-two to the body. Black misses with a looping left. Black throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Black has closed the distance and engaged Snuka in a clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Snuka lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Snuka blocks an uppercut.
Black tries for a takedown but Snuka manages to get underhooks.
Black misses with a punch on the inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage. A knee to the head by Snuka.
Snuka has Black pressed against the cage, preventing Black from circling away and getting back to striking at range. Snuka stops a takedown attempt from Black.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Snuka pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Black tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Snuka was well out of range. Poor timing from Black. A solid body kick from Snuka. Black fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snuka manages to avoid it. Black fails with an attempt to clinch.
Black throws a leg kick but Snuka sees it coming and moves out of range. Black fails with a takedown attempt. Black looks winded! Black tries to keep at a distance but Snuka has taken the fight into the clinch. Snuka lands a knee to the body.
Snuka pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Snuka dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Black. That did some damage! Snuka lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Black on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Snuka. Snuka obviously looking to wear him down.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Snuka fakes a head shot and lands one to the body. Black looks to land a left hand but Snuka moved out of range nicely. Snuka takes the fight into the clinch. Snuka manages to break the clinch.
Black throws a leg kick but Snuka checks it. Black tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Black wants to clinch. Snuka takes the fight into the clinch. Snuka looking to throw knees to the head but Black is blocking nicely.
Black is trying desperately to land a takedown but Snuka is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Black. Snuka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Black misses with a short punch on the inside. Snuka breaks the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Black tries to clinch but fails miserably letting Snuka counter with a right hand. Black swings and misses with a shot to the body and Snuka counters with a body kick that stops Black in his tracks momentarily. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Snuka lands a big head kick that sends Black tumbling to the mat! Snuka takes a step backwards and waves Black back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Black is rocked! Snuka defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Black. Black is still on wobbly legs! Can Snuka finish him? Black on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Snuka circles away from the clinch attempt.
Black tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Black seems to have recovered his senses. Snuka connects with a stiff jab that staggers Black - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jimmy Snuka! Post fight, Jimmy Snuka took to the microphone: 'all the weed smoking in amsterdam helped me alot to prepare for this fight, thank god you dont need to do drug test because then i would failed the drug test.'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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