PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kjell Dillon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Dirty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dillon comes to the cage accompanied by Pipes & Drums 1st Battalion Scots Guards. Kjell Dillon is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dillon
vs
Dirty

197 cm
41
268 lbs
33 - 15 - 0

193 cm
31
256 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

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World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Kjell Dillon!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Dirty!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Alec Ball and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dirty is looking to clinch.
Dillon looks to land a body kick but Dirty moved away.

Dirty clinches up with Dillon and pushes him back against the cage.
Dillon can't break the clinch.
Dillon tries for a takedown. No joy.
Dillon blocking some punches.
Dillon blocking some punches.
Dillon blocks a body shot from Dirty.

Dillon jumps guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Dirty throwing strikes but missing.
Dirty preventing the sweep.
Dillon keeping moving, preventing Dirty from controlling successfully.
Dirty showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dillon keeping moving, preventing Dirty from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Joe Dirty.
Dirty throws a shot from downtown. Dillon moves away and avoids it.
Dirty avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Dillon swinging wildly here.

Dirty gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dillon.
Dirty stops a takedown attempt from Dillon.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dillon jumps guard but Dirty stands there with Dillon around his waist. Dillon gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kjell Dillon. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dillon is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Dirty gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Dirty struggles to land a body shot inside as Dillon controls his hands.
Dillon blocks an uppercut.
Dirty stalling.
Dillon goes for a takedown attempt but Dirty pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Dillon throws a sloppy head kick and Dirty moves out of range easily.
Dirty misses with a left hand
and Dillon counters with a head kick.
Nice body kick from Dillon.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good exchange - Dirty coming out on top.

It looks like Kjell Dillon has been cut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dillon looks for a takedown but Dirty sprawls well.
Dillon tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Dirty defends well and Dillon ends up having to push Dirty into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Dirty is pressed up against the cage. Dillon has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Dirty down to the mat. Dirty avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

Dirty closes the distance and clinches.
Dirty gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dillon.
Dirty scores with a shoulder strike.
Dillon is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dirty pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.

Dillon works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Dirty keeping moving, preventing Dillon from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirty doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Dirty has control of Dillon's left arm, preventing Dillon from doing any damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dirty is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Dillon's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Dirty bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dillon's guard.
Dillon avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Dirty wants to control from the top but Dillon keeps moving.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dillon wants to stand up but Dirty is controlling him.
Dirty trying to control but Dillon is working from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Joe Dirty will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Kjell Dillon's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Dirty doesn't manage to clinch there - Dillon circles away.
Dirty will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dillon swats away the attempt to clinch by Dirty.
Dirty is looking to clinch but Dillon is avoiding it.
Dillon looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dillon looks to land a combination but Dirty avoids it well.
Kjell Dillon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dillon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Dirty has managed to clinch.
Dirty throws a head punch that misses.
Dillon can't get the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dillon jumps guard and drags Dirty to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Dirty wants to control from the top but Dillon keeps moving.
Dillon avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Dillon is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Dillon blocking some punches.
Dillon is looking for a takedown.
Dirty gets underhooks to prevent Dillon's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kjell Dillon. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dillon blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Dillon breaks from the clinch.
Dirty avoids the head kick by Dillon.
Kjell Dillon is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dillon throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from Dillon both land. Nice combination.

It looks like Joe Dirty has been cut.
Dirty works Dillon's body with a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dirty cracks a nice hook into Dillon's ribs.

Dirty clinches up against the cage.
Dirty leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dillon fails to pull guard.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dirty.
Dirty is pressed up against the cage. Dillon has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Dirty down to the mat. Dirty avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Dillon misses with a combination
and Dirty makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Dirty closes the distance and clinches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dirty stalling.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Dirty. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
A short left from Dirty.
Dirty looking to stall.
Dillon tries to pull guard but Dirty holds him up against the cage and eventually Dillon drops back down to his feet.
Dirty lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Dirty as the two fighters clinch.
Dillon tries to score a body lock takedown but Dirty shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Dirty cracks Dillon with a nice body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dirty makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dirty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dirty.
Joe Dirty seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Dirty digs a right hand underneath Dillon's ribcage. Dillon let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Dirty tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Dillon's elbow.
Dirty lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dirty has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. So far he's outscoring his opponent in the clinch so it seems to have been worthwhile.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dirty throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Dirty fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dirty lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Kjell Dillon's cut is getting worse.
Dirty lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dirty makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dirty lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dillon backwards.
Dirty has a couple of punches blocked by Dillon.
Dirty prevents the takedown attempt.
Dirty manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Dirty lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dirty scores with a shot to the side of Dillon's head.
A body shot lands from Dirty.
Dirty softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Dirty showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Dirty with a jab.
Dirty stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.

Kjell Dillon's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Some bone on bone action there as Dirty checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dirty throws a low kick but Dillon moves out of range easily.
Dillon throws a half hearted mid kick.
Joe Dirty seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dirty tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dillon manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Dillon throws a head kick but Dirty moves out of range.

Dirty has closed the distance and engaged Dillon in a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dirty prevents a takedown attempt there.
Dirty misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dirty lands a left hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dirty prevents the takedown attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Dillon has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Dirty uses from the top position.
Dirty must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Dirty is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Dirty has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Dillon looking to control.
Dirty controlling from the top position.
Dirty with a flurry of punches that miss.
Joe Dirty has got the better of the ground game so far.
Dirty wants to control from the top but Dillon keeps moving.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Dirty works over Dillon with some ground and pound from guard.
Dirty stopping the sweep attempt from Dillon.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dirty trying to control the position from guard on top but Dillon is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Joe Dirty hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Dirty is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dillon.
Dillon takes a swing at Dirty's ribcage but misses.
Dillon throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dirty with a body punch. A glancing blow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Dirty closes the distance and clinches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dirty throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dillons head.

Jeez, Kjell Dillon's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Dirty lands a shoulder strike.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kjell Dillon's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Joe Dirty!