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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Marcus Dimachaerus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dimachaerus's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Metallica - The Unforgiven. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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195 lbs
25 - 16 - 0 |
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200 lbs
24 - 18 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Marcus Dimachaerus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
24 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson is looking to slow Dimachaerus down with leg kicks.
Ferguson gets tackled into the cage by Dimachaerus. Dimachaerus maintains the clinch.
Ferguson letting Dimachaerus take a breather here.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Dimachaerus is blocking nicely.
Dimachaerus goes for a takedown attempt but Ferguson pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
A clash of legs there as Dimachaerus blocks the low kick.
Ferguson does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Ferguson lands a head kick. Dimachaerus smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Ferguson wants to clinch.
A bone on bone clash there as Dimachaerus blocks the leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ferguson throws a head kick but Dimachaerus moves out of range.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.
Ferguson tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Turd Ferguson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ferguson bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Dimachaerus's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Ferguson connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dimachaerus scrambles back to his feet.
Ferguson closes the distance and clinches.
Dimachaerus avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
A hook to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson displaying some good clinch control by pressing Dimachaerus up against the cage.
Ferguson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but Dimachaerus blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ferguson tries to work over Dimachaerus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dimachaerus wants to get back to striking at distance but Ferguson won't allow it.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but Dimachaerus blocks with his arms.
Dimachaerus breaks the clinch.
Ferguson changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Dimachaerus keeps the fight on the outside.
Ferguson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dimachaerus moves away.
Ferguson stuns Dimachaerus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Ferguson misses with a wild body shot.
Ferguson tries to clinch but Dimachaerus is having none of it.
Ferguson lands a high kick!
Ferguson looking to land some kicks to the body here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ferguson lands with a kick to the ribs.
Ferguson throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Ferguson misses with a body shot.
Ferguson throws out a powerful jab.
Ferguson misses with a head kick.
Ferguson throws a push kick but Dimachaerus slaps the foot to one side.
Ferguson looks to land a body kick but Dimachaerus moved away.
Ferguson lands a head kick!
Dimachaerus keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ferguson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Ferguson as he connects with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ferguson has managed to clinch.
Ferguson misses with a knee strike.
Ferguson lands a right hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ferguson.
Ferguson landing knees to the body.
Dimachaerus lands a shoulder strike.
Ferguson connects with a knee to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Ferguson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Dimachaerus lands a body punch in the clinch.
Ferguson misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ferguson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ferguson unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dimachaerus lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dimachaerus lands with a left to the head.
Ferguson tries to land a knee to the head but Dimachaerus blocks with his arms.
Dimachaerus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Ferguson tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dimachaerus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dimachaerus checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Ferguson fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Dimachaerus looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dimachaerus slips a jab from Ferguson.
Ferguson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A big left from Ferguson misses.
Ferguson throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
It looks like Marcus Dimachaerus has been cut.
Ferguson throws a front kick that sends Dimachaerus stumbling back into the cage.
A leg kick checked by Dimachaerus.
Ferguson scores with a head kick. Dimachaerus tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ferguson scores with a push kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ferguson misses with a low kick.
That kick from Ferguson tenderised Dimachaerus's leg. Dimachaerus is trying to keep his angry face on.
Nice shot by Ferguson.
Ferguson scores with a decent looking hook.
Ferguson stuns Dimachaerus with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Ferguson thuds his shin into the meat of Dimachaerus's side.
Ferguson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Ferguson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Dimachaerus's head.
Ferguson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ferguson connects with a solid leg kick.
Ferguson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dimachaerus moves away.
Dimachaerus tries to keep at a distance but Ferguson has taken the fight into the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Dimachaerus has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Dimachaerus misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short left from Ferguson.
With the fighters up against the cage, Ferguson throws an elbow but misses.
Dimachaerus lands a shoulder strike.
Ferguson throws an elbow but it misses.
Ferguson lands an elbow inside.
Ferguson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dimachaerus has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Ferguson looking to throw knees to the head but Dimachaerus is blocking nicely.
Ferguson is trying to stall.
Dimachaerus will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Dimachaerus.
Ferguson stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Dimachaerus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left hand lands to the body for Ferguson.
Ferguson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dimachaerus is defending well for now.
Dimachaerus misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ferguson is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Dimachaerus on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Dimachaerus avoiding damage as Ferguson throws knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Dimachaerus creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Ferguson has Dimachaerus pressed against the cage, preventing Dimachaerus from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Dimachaerus has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Ferguson after a bit of a struggle.
Ferguson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ferguson lands a nice elbow.
Ferguson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dimachaerus backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ferguson tries a body shot but Dimachaerus blocks it.
Dimachaerus lands a hook that snaps the head of Ferguson backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Dimachaerus fails to land.
Ferguson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Ferguson content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Ferguson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson can't find room to land a body shot as Dimachaerus controls the action.
Ferguson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dimachaerus.
Ferguson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A frustrated look appears on Dimachaerus's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Dimachaerus struggles to land a body shot inside as Ferguson controls his hands.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dimachaerus.
Ferguson lands an elbow just above Dimachaerus 's eye.
Dimachaerus lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Ferguson backwards.
Dimachaerus fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short uppercut from Dimachaerus.
Ferguson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Ferguson working Dimachaerus over with knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dimachaerus blocks a body shot from Ferguson.
Ferguson throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dimachaerus blocks it with crossed arms.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dimachaerus.
A short right from Dimachaerus on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ferguson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Ferguson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Marcus Dimachaerus's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
A left lands for Ferguson.
Dimachaerus blocks a head kick by Ferguson.
Ferguson misses with a head kick.
Dimachaerus swinging wildly here.
Dimachaerus takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Ferguson misses with a looping right.
Dimachaerus moves out of range as Ferguson throws a body kick.
Ferguson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Dimachaerus counters with a series of strikes. Ferguson will be more careful next time no doubt.
Ferguson lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Ferguson.
Ferguson misses with a body kick.
Dimachaerus closes the distance and clinches.
Ferguson prevents Dimachaerus from breaking the clinch.
Nice body punch from Dimachaerus.
Ferguson looking to stall.
Dimachaerus tries to break free but Ferguson pushes him back against the cage.
Dimachaerus lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nice elbow from Ferguson.
Ferguson is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Dimachaerus is keeping busy.
Dimachaerus wants a takedown.
Dimachaerus managing to block the knees to the body from Ferguson.
Ferguson pushes Dimachaerus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson is trying to maintain a safe position but Dimachaerus gets an underhook and turns Ferguson into the cage.
Dimachaerus misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson looking to slow down the pace here.
Ferguson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Ferguson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dimachaerus goes for a takedown attempt but Ferguson pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Ferguson lands a body shot.
Ferguson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dimachaerus.
Ferguson connects with a right hand. Dimachaerus shakes it off.
Marcus Dimachaerus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ferguson takes the fight into the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ferguson.
Dimachaerus misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dimachaerus lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ferguson is rocked!
Dimachaerus lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Ferguson to his knees! Dimachaerus keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marcus Dimachaerus!
Marcus Dimachaerus decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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