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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mitch Heisenberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Heisenberg comes into the arena with Hope and Pray blaring out of the sound system. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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145 lbs
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156 lbs
43 - 21 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
34 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mitch Heisenberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
43 - 21 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, William Gold and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Simpson.
Heisenberg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Heisenberg throws a half hearted mid kick.
Simpson scores with a head kick. Heisenberg tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Simpson has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Heisenberg moves out of range of the leg kick from Simpson.
Simpson lands a jab to Heisenberg's midsection.
Heisenberg pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Simpson bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Heisenberg changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Simpson looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Heisenberg working the head and body with strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Simpson defending against the ground and pound.
Simpson wants to get back to his feet.
Heisenberg working the ground and pound but Simpson is defending the strikes.
Heisenberg sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Simpson is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Heisenberg tries for a kimura but Simpson is defending well.
Heisenberg has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The strikes coming from Heisenberg are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Heisenberg tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Heisenberg thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Heisenberg tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Heisenberg working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Heisenberg is trying to get an arm triangle but Simpson is defending well.
Simpson manages to get back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson is defending against the submission attempts here by Heisenberg.
Simpson keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Heisenberg wants to pass the guard but Simpson is defending well.
Heisenberg throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Simpson to regain full guard.
Heisenberg stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Simpson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Simpson has Heisenberg pulled in close to control his posture.
Heisenberg wants to control from the top but Simpson keeps moving.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Simpson holds on and takes a little breather.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson is trying to control the position but Heisenberg postures up.
Simpson looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Homer Simpson was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Heisenberg uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Simpson has time to react.
Heisenberg takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Heisenberg listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Simpson misses with a looping left.
Heisenberg is looking to land body kicks.
Heisenberg throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Simpson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Heisenberg connects with a looping right hand.
Heisenberg uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Simpson has time to react.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg scores with a hook to the body. Simpson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Simpson cracks Heisenberg with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Heisenberg slips under a jab from Simpson.
Simpson slips under a jab from Heisenberg.
Simpson throws a leg kick which misses Heisenberg's front leg but catches the back leg as Heisenberg tries to avoid it.
Heisenberg shoots in and bounces Simpson off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Simpson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Heisenberg wants to pass the guard but Simpson is keeping the position.
Simpson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Heisenberg is one step ahead there.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Heisenberg looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mitch Heisenberg dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Heisenberg cracks Simpson with a good jab.
Simpson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Heisenberg.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Simpson checks a leg kick.
Heisenberg fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Simpson defending well as Heisenberg loads up on a big left hand.
Simpson wants to land a leg kick but Heisenberg is out of range.
Heisenberg throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Simpson.
Heisenberg is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Simpson.
Simpson lands a jab to the nose.
Simpson feints and then cracks Heisenberg's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Heisenberg down.
Heisenberg will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Heisenberg avoids the body shot from Simpson.
Heisenberg scores with a leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Simpson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Simpson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Heisenberg. Heisenberg obviously looking to wear him down.
Donk. Simpson catches Heisenberg right on the button with a cross.
Heisenberg throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Homer Simpson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Heisenberg getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Heisenberg looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Simpson lands a leg kick that knocks Heisenberg off balance momentarily.
Heisenberg looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Mitch Heisenberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson missing with a left hand there. Heisenberg was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Simpson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Heisenberg.
Simpson connects with a good right hand that stumbles Heisenberg. Heisenberg circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Heisenberg pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A big right from Heisenberg misses.
A head kick misses from Simpson.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson throws an off balance right hand
and Heisenberg counters with a single leg into guard. Simpson didn't expect that.
Heisenberg trying to control but Simpson is working from the bottom.
Heisenberg stops Simpson from standing up.
Heisenberg in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Heisenberg wants to control from the top but Simpson keeps moving.
Simpson manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Heisenberg keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg is working hard here to advance position.
Simpson controlling from the full mount.
Simpson stands up from mount. Strange move.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Simpson.
Simpson lands a two punch combo.
Heisenberg misses with a body kick.
Heisenberg throws a half hearted mid kick.
Simpson moves out of range of the body kick.
Heisenberg misses with a looping left.
Simpson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Simpson sizes up Heisenberg with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Heisenberg darts in looking for a takedown but Simpson gets double underhooks and turns Heisenberg into the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mitch Heisenberg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Simpson is trying to break the clinch but Heisenberg has him pressed against the cage.
Heisenberg misses with some punches.
Heisenberg's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Mitch Heisenberg will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Heisenberg is trying hard to land a takedown here. Simpson sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Heisenberg shoots in looking for a takedown. Simpson tries to sprawl out of it but Heisenberg keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Simpson manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Heisenberg throws a predictable looking body shot
and Simpson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Simpson misses with a head kick.
Heisenberg throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Heisenberg shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Simpson as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mitch Heisenberg. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Simpson looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A head kick misses from Heisenberg.
Heisenberg motions for Simpson to come forward. Heisenberg throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Simpson blocks a leg kick.
Simpson scores with a jab to the body.
Simpson stuns Heisenberg with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Simpson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Heisenberg has time to react.
Heisenberg cracks Simpson with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson throws a combination. Heisenberg tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Simpson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Heisenberg throws a low kick, looking for Simpson's leg but Simpson calmly moves out of range.
Heisenberg misses with a straight left.
Simpson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Homer Simpson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Heisenberg tries to land a leg kick but Simpson saw it coming and moves away.
Heisenberg scores with a body shot.
Simpson misses with a body kick.
Simpson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Heisenberg circles away quickly and effectively.
Heisenberg missing with a left hand there. Simpson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Simpson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Simpson scores with a leg kick.
Simpson lands a jab to the nose.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donk. Simpson catches Heisenberg right on the button with a cross.
Heisenberg scores with a kick to the body.
Heisenberg slips a straight right by Simpson.
Heisenberg goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Homer Simpson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Simpson slips under a jab from Heisenberg.
Heisenberg dives in for a single leg takedown but Simpson sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Heisenberg tries to work over Simpson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Heisenberg drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Simpson gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Simpson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Simpson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Heisenberg takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Simpson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Heisenberg getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Heisenberg avoids the body shot from Simpson.
Heisenberg throws the left hand but Simpson avoids the punch easily.
Heisenberg misses with a leg kick.
Heisenberg walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Simpson cracks the inside of Heisenberg's front leg.
Heisenberg throws a quick inside leg kick.
Heisenberg lands with a right hand.
A swing and a miss from Heisenberg.
Heisenberg scores with a nice right hand.
Heisenberg takes a swing at Simpson's ribcage but misses.
Heisenberg scores with a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Simpson tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Heisenberg scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Simpson doesn't seem bothered though.
Simpson misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Heisenberg is defended easily by Simpson.
Simpson throws out a powerful jab.
A good leg kick by Heisenberg.
Simpson tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Heisenberg is able to avoid easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Simpson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Heisenberg shoots in for a double leg but Simpson sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Simpson looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Simpson fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
And that's the end of the fight!
Homer Simpson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Heisenberg has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 29:28
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Mitch Heisenberg!
An out of breath Mitch Heisenberg thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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