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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Benjamin Grundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theo Atlason (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Grundy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lil Wayne - Fireman . These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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190 cm
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204 lbs
27 - 13 - 0 |
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187 cm
32
207 lbs
31 - 12 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
27 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Benjamin Grundy! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
31 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Theo Atlason! The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Andrew Berry and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! A low kick from Grundy is predictable there and Atlason cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Atlason misses with a looping right. Grundy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
It looks like Benjamin Grundy has been cut. Grundy takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Grundy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Atlason loads up on a big right hand but Grundy slips the punch. Atlason thows a body shot but no joy. Atlason connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there. Grundy tries to bum rush Atlason with a series of wild strikes but Atlason uses good footwork to avoid the assault. Grundy ducks right into an uppercut from Atlason. Atlason changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Atlason has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Atlason sizes up Grundy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Atlason lands a body shot.
Atlason throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Grundy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Grundy connects with a solid leg kick. A solid leg kick lands there for Atlason.
Atlason throws a leg kick but Grundy checks it.
That's one minute gone in the round. Atlason thows a leg kick but Grundy checks it and Grundy cracks him with a counter punch right on the button. Grundy keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Grundy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Atlason throws out the jab. Atlason lands a nice leg kick that just misses Grundy's sensitive parts. Atlason swings for the body but Grundy moves out of range.
Atlason throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Atlason jabs Grundy right on the nose. Grundy blinks but takes it well. Grundy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Atlason. Atlason swings for the body but Grundy moves out of range.
Atlason is looking to slow Grundy down with leg kicks. Grundy steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Atlason. That one must have hurt. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Grundy scoring well with a low kick there.
Grundy tries to work over Atlason's front leg with a kick but Atlason checks it. Atlason avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Atlason looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Grundy takes one to the side of the head.
Atlason misses with a low kick.
Atlason wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection. Atlason tries to clinch there but Grundy circles away.
Atlason misses with a lunging right hand
and Grundy counters with a left to the body. Grundy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses. Atlason misses with a hook. Grundy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. A jab from Grundy misses. Jab by Atlason.
Grundy is rocked! Grundy ducks under a wild hook from Atlason. Oh Grundy is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Grundy staying out of range there. Atlason pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Atlason throws a shot from downtown. Grundy moves away and avoids it. Atlason throws a powerful right kick. Grundy tried to block low but the kick was high! Grundy was taken right off of his feet! Atlason jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Theo Atlason! A very excited looking Theo Atlason made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction. In defeat, Benjamin Grundy stepped up to the mic, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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