PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Boston McKnight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yourea Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boston McKnight could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Yourea Penis's chin.

McKnight
vs
Penis

195 cm
19
285 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
284 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Boston McKnight!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Yourea Penis!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Sandra Marshall and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penis throws a series of punches but McKnight moves out of range.
McKnight shoots in but Penis avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Penis changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
McKnight is breathing heavily.
Penis shoots in for a double leg but McKnight sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
McKnight stuffs the takedown.
Penis tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Penis scores with a nice body kick.
Penis tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McKnight swivels and escapes.
Boston McKnight has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Yourea Penis.

Penis clinches with his opponent.
Penis lands a hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Penis manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Penis bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McKnight's guard.
Penis really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McKnight. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Penis pushing down on McKnight's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Penis is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. McKnight doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Penis.
Penis perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
It looks like Penis might be adopting somewhat of a lay and pray gameplan here, which I'm sure won't go down too well with the paying fans in attendance... Or the ring announcers come to think of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Penis wants to take a breather but McKnight is having none of it.
Penis prevents McKnight from improving his position.
McKnight could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.

Penis is working for a submission of some sort.

Penis is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and McKnight defends it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penis is figuring out what he wants to do next.
McKnight wants to improve his position but Penis is controlling well.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Penis working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Penis working over McKnight with some ground and pound. McKnight looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Penis wants to pass the guard but McKnight is defending well.
McKnight is looking to improve his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Penis is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, McKnight has managed to free his arm - good work.

McKnight is defending against the submission attempts here by Penis.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Penis is looking for a kimura here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yourea Penis dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Penis.
McKnight scores with a head kick.

Penis has McKnight up against the cage in a clinch.
McKnight has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Penis is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

Penis gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Penis tries to pass the half guard into mount. McKnight knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Penis trying to control from half guard but McKnight is working away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penis passes the guard and advances to mount!

Penis working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
McKnight is desperately trying to improve his position but Penis has a good base and remains in mount.
McKnight tries to hold on but Penis pushes him away.

Penis gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Penis fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging McKnight to the ground. Penis is now in McKnight's guard.
Penis slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Penis working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of McKnight's head.
Penis trying to control the position from guard on top but McKnight is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
McKnight looking for a sweep. Not yet McKnight, not yet.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Penis is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
McKnight keeping moving, preventing Penis from controlling successfully.
McKnight is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Penis stays in close to McKnight's body and controls the position.
Penis wants to pass the guard but McKnight is keeping the position.
McKnight can't keep his opponent in guard - Penis advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
McKnight on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
McKnight is looking for a sweep. Penis is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Penis lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
McKnight taking some punishment here, with Penis in his half guard.
Penis tries to stand but can't do so whilst McKnight controls his leg.
Penis is thwarting McKnight's attempts to control the position.
Penis sitting and controlling from the half guard.
McKnight wants to control but Penis is keeping busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yourea Penis showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! McKnight's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

McKnight fails to land with a series of punches.
McKnight misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Penis lands a big head kick that sends McKnight tumbling to the mat! Penis takes a step backwards and waves McKnight back to his feet - he wants the finish!

McKnight is rocked!

It looks like Boston McKnight has been cut.
Penis has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Penis shoots and scores a devastating slam takedown! McKnight is unconscious as Penis celebrates over his stricken foe!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Slam). Yourea Penis!
Yourea Penis opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.