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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Neely (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Neely comes to the cage accompanied by Cracker - Low. Cockenschtuff comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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273 lbs
27 - 10 - 0 |
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193 cm
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269 lbs
26 - 10 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jack Neely!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 10 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Neely manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Cockenschtuff on his heels. He'll look to pass Cockenschtuff's guard now, I'm sure.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Cockenschtuff has his hands on Neely's head, controlling the position.
Cockenschtuff is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Neely is trying is best to control the position here.
It looks like Cockenschtuff is going to stand back up.
Cockenschtuff prevents Neely from improving his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cockenschtuff looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff prevents Neely from improving his position.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Lester Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Neely circles away quickly and effectively.
Neely throws a body punch but Cockenschtuff moves out of range.
Cockenschtuff doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Cockenschtuff looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Neely throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Neely throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lester Cockenschtuff is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cockenschtuff checks a low kick from Neely.
Neely fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cockenschtuff is out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Horrible takedown by Neely or perhaps it was just good defense by Cockenschtuff which made him look bad.
Good shot there by Neely.
Cockenschtuff stuffs the takedown attempt from Neely. Neely gets slowly back to his feet.
Cockenschtuff checks the leg kick nicely there.
Neely dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Neely throws a lazy uppercut
and Cockenschtuff counters with a nice low kick that buckles Neely's knee momentarily.
Neely shoots in for a double leg but Cockenschtuff sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Neely. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Neely fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cockenschtuff keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
It looks like Jack Neely has been cut.
Neely misses with a body shot
and Cockenschtuff counters with a nice leg kick.
Neely is looking to wear down Cockenschtuff with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Cockenschtuff lands with a good body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff misses with an attempted mid kick.
Cockenschtuff gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cockenschtuff cracks a nice hook into Neely's ribs.
Cockenschtuff throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Neely stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Neely misses with an uppercut. Cockenschtuff saw that one coming.
Cockenschtuff keeps Neely at a distance using the push kick.
Neely is breathing heavily.
Cockenschtuff has taken the fight to the clinch.
Cockenschtuff is leaning against Neely and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cockenschtuff misses with an elbow over the top.
Neely misses with the head strike.
Cockenschtuff is trying to stall.
Neely tries for a takedown. No joy.
Cockenschtuff swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hand that snaps the head of Neely backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff lands an elbow just above Neely 's eye.
Cockenschtuff is working Neely over against the cage.
Cockenschtuff pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Neely's elbow.
Cockenschtuff blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff scores with a hook to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a knee to the body.
Cockenschtuff digs a right hand into Neely's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Neely's gas tank.
Cockenschtuff lands an uppercut.
Cockenschtuff landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Neely has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Neely takes an elbow to the forehead.
Cockenschtuff lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jack Neely's cut is getting worse.
Cockenschtuff misses with a punch to the body.
Cockenschtuff connects with a nasty looking knee right to Neely's face.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Nice elbow from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff trying to control the position but instead, Neely has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cockenschtuff into the cage.
Cockenschtuff softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Lester Cockenschtuff dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jack Neely's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Neely shoots for a double leg takedown but Cockenschtuff sprawls well. He's pushed Neely's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Cockenschtuff takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Neely takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Cockenschtuff checks a leg kick nicely.
Neely misses with a series of wild punches.
Jack Neely seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Neely cracks Cockenschtuff with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Neely circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cockenschtuff takes one to the chin there.
Neely throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cockenschtuff swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Cockenschtuff fails with an attempt to clinch.
Neely just misses with a punch to the body.
Good leg kick by Cockenschtuff there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Lester Cockenschtuff seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff cracks the inside of Neely's front leg.
Cockenschtuff wants to clinch.
Cockenschtuff goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cockenschtuff checks a leg kick nicely.
Neely throws a jab when Cockenschtuff was well out of range.
A head kick misses from Cockenschtuff.
Neely lands a jab.
Jab from Neely.
A nice leg kick lands there from Neely.
Neely gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Cockenschtuff.
Jack Neely's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neely throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cockenschtuff looks to throw the jab but Neely is out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Neely looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cockenschtuff closes the distance and clinches.
Cockenschtuff misses with a short punch on the inside.
Neely lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cockenschtuff backwards.
Cockenschtuff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Neely's elbow.
Cockenschtuff is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Neely is defending well for now.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hand.
Jeez, Jack Neely's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Neely avoids the elbow strike from Cockenschtuff, against the cage.
Cockenschtuff prevents the takedown attempt.
Cockenschtuff tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cockenschtuff has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Neely lands a body punch.
Neely swings wildly with an uppercut but Cockenschtuff uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cockenschtuff scores with a nice hook to the head.
Lester Cockenschtuff seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Cockenschtuff works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neely dodges an elbow strike from Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Neely tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cockenschtuff tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Neely's elbow.
Cockenschtuff lands an elbow just above Neely 's eye.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jack Neely's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Lester Cockenschtuff!
During a confident post fight interview, Lester Cockenschtuff thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Jack Neely had this to say: 'I'll be back.'.
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hype
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