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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dan Caldwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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163 lbs
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Great elbows
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Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dan Caldwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 21 - 1, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Reed Andrews and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Caldwell avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Caldwell tries to sprawl but Turd drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Caldwell blocking the ground and pound attempt from Turd.
Caldwell trying to hold on to Turd's head to control him but Turd postures up.
Caldwell wants to get back to full guard.
Turd trying to pass the guard but Caldwell defending well.
Caldwell avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Turd.
Caldwell gets full guard.
Caldwell managing to control the position.
Turd scoring with punches to the head and body.
Turd won't allow Caldwell to sweep him here.
Caldwell avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Turd stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Caldwell swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Caldwell had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Turd defends it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Caldwell is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Turd has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Caldwell is adopting a defensive guard.
Turd throws a big elbow that misses.
Turd postures up.
Caldwell has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Dan Caldwell just wasn't active enough.
Turd scores with a jab to the jaw.
Turd will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Caldwell fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Caldwell tries to clinch there but Turd circles away.
Nice body punch from Caldwell.
Caldwell throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Turd thows a body shot but no joy.
Turd tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Caldwell was well out of range. Poor timing from Turd.
Caldwell feints and then cracks Turd's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Turd down.
Turd looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Caldwell connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A low kick from Turd is predictable there
and Caldwell counters by clinching up.
Caldwell is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Turd is defending well for now.
Caldwell tries to land knees in the clinch but Turd avoids the damage to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Caldwell prevents the takedown attempt.
Caldwell lands an elbow inside that Turd shrugs off.
Caldwell lands a nice shot to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Caldwell as Turd tries to tie him up.
Caldwell lands a left hand that snaps the head of Turd backwards.
A hook to the body from Caldwell.
Caldwell taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Caldwell.
Caldwell blocks a body shot from Turd.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Caldwell working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Caldwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Turd attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Dan Caldwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Turd throws a right and a left that both miss.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Caldwell buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Caldwell moves into the clinch.
Turd takes an elbow to the forehead.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Caldwell trying to land knees to the body.
Caldwell stalling.
Turd takes an elbow to the forehead.
Caldwell lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Caldwell pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Caldwell fails in his attempt to clinch.
A solid body kick from Caldwell.
Turd tries for a takedown but Caldwell sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Dan Caldwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
Caldwell wants to clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dan Caldwell dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Caldwell instigates a clinch.
Turd misses with a hook from the clinch.
Turd looking to slow down the pace here.
Turd tries to pull guard but Caldwell won't allow it.
Caldwell throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Turds head.
Caldwell scores with a hook to the body.
Turd tries to throw a body punch but Caldwell avoids it by throwing Turd back against the cage.
Caldwell lands a knee to the head.
Turd tries a body shot but Caldwell blocks it.
Caldwell missing with knees to the body.
Caldwell pressing his opponent against the cage.
Our sources have told us that Caldwell has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Caldwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd walks into a jab.
Turd lands a nice looking body shot.
Caldwell keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Caldwell jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Turd shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Caldwell defends it nicely.
Caldwell lands with a thumping leg kick.
Caldwell connects with a nice looking jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Caldwell checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Caldwell tries to close the distance and clinch but Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Caldwell scores with a punch to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Caldwell moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Caldwell on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Turd. Turd obviously looking to wear him down.
One Turd is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Turd throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Turd throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Caldwell misses with a two punch combination.
A right-left combo lands from Turd.
Caldwell throws a quick inside leg kick.
Turd misses with a takedown attempt - Caldwell sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dan Caldwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
Caldwell lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Caldwell blocks a jab.
Caldwell dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Turd has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Caldwell.
Caldwell stuffs the takedown.
Turd is breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turd misses with a double jab
and Caldwell counters with a head kick. That will keep Turd thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Caldwell clinches with his opponent.
Caldwell lands a shot to the body.
Caldwell is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Turd is defending well for now.
Caldwell stalls.
Turd goes for a takedown attempt but Caldwell pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Dan Caldwell is winning the standup battle so far.
Caldwell blocks a head kick by Turd.
Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Caldwell blocks a head kick by Turd.
Turd is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Caldwell thuds his right hand into Turd's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Caldwell defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Turd.
Turd scores with a jab. Caldwell acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A thudding body kick lands there by Caldwell!
Caldwell moves into the clinch.
Turd's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Caldwell presses Turd against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Caldwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Caldwell digs a good body shot into Turd's ribs.
Caldwell scores with a leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Caldwell connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Turd looks for a takedown but Caldwell sprawls well.
Oooooh!!! Caldwell has knocked Turd down with a huge combo! Caldwell steps away and waves a wobbly Turd back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dan Caldwell dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Turd shoots in for a double leg but Caldwell sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Turd on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Caldwell tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Caldwell wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Caldwell digs a good hook to Turd's body.
Turd shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Caldwell pinned against the cage. Caldwell gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Turd circles away from the clinch attempt.
Turd takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Caldwell has closed the distance and engaged Turd in a clinch.
Turd fails to pull guard.
Dan Caldwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of One Turd.
Caldwell slowing the pace effectively.
Knees in the clinch landing for Caldwell.
Caldwell is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Turd can do to turn this around?
Turd takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turd fails to pull the fight into his guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Caldwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Caldwell cracks Turd with a good jab.
Caldwell lands a big head kick that sends Turd to the canvas! Caldwell follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dan Caldwell!
During a confident post fight interview, Dan Caldwell thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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