PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jeffery Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Larry Timmons (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dahmer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 50 Cent - Animal. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dahmer
vs
Timmons

186 cm
25
201 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

184 cm
26
191 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jeffery Dahmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Larry Timmons!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, David Hoff and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dahmer misses with a body shot.
Dahmer takes a swing at Timmons's ribcage but misses.
Dahmer works the jab nicely.
Timmons loads up on a big right hand but Dahmer slips the punch.
Nice defenses there by Timmons.
Timmons misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dahmer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Timmons dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dahmer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dahmer misses with a series of wild punches.
Timmons swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A shot to the body from Dahmer misses
and Timmons counters with a nice uppercut.
Dahmer misses with an uppercut. Timmons saw that one coming.
Dahmer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Timmons manages to avoid it.
Timmons ducks under a wild hook from Dahmer.
Dahmer misses with a looping left.
Timmons looks to throw the jab but Dahmer is out of range.
Timmons throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Timmons takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dahmer dodges the punch combination from Timmons.
Dahmer thows a left - swing and a miss!
A looping hook to the body misses from Timmons. Dahmer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Timmons throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dahmer.
Dahmer misses with a straight right.
Timmons moves out of range of the strikes.
Dahmer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Timmons looks to land a right hand but Dahmer moved out of range.
Some wild striking there from Timmons.
Dahmer lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Dahmer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Dahmer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dahmer throws out a loose jab but Timmons uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dahmer lands the left hand.
Timmons ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dahmer moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dahmer avoids the body shot from Timmons.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Timmons lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Timmons tests Dahmer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Timmons looks to throw the jab but Dahmer is out of range.
Timmons tries to bum rush Dahmer with a series of wild strikes but Dahmer uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A looping hook to the body misses from Timmons. Dahmer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Timmons uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dahmer.
Timmons thows a body shot but no joy.
Dahmer lands with a shot to the body.
Good exchange - Timmons coming out on top.
Dahmer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Timmons throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Dahmer doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dahmer throws a hook but Timmons avoids it easily.
Timmons swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Timmons jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Timmons keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dahmer.
Dahmer lands a nice shot to the body.
Dahmer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Timmons misses with a hook.
A swing and a miss from Timmons.
Dahmer misses with a straight left.
A big right from Timmons misses.
Timmons drops his hands momentarily and Dahmer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Timmons ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dahmer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Timmons takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Timmons lands a slapping body shot.
Dahmer missing with a left hand there. Timmons was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dahmer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Timmons moves away.
Nice jab there from Dahmer.
We've been informed that Timmons has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Timmons misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Timmons.
Dahmer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A big right from Dahmer misses.
Timmons connects with a good right hand that stumbles Dahmer. Dahmer circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Timmons swings for the body but Dahmer moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Dahmer.
Timmons cracks Dahmer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Timmons ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dahmer moves away.
A big right from Dahmer misses.
Timmons pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Timmons ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Timmons throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dahmer counters with a straight right hand.
Timmons throws a nice looking combination but Dahmer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Timmons throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dahmer.
Timmons slips a jab from Dahmer.
Timmons uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dahmer.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jeffery Dahmer dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Timmons displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Larry Timmons is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Timmons fails to land with a series of punches.
Dahmer lands a nice shot to the body.
Timmons takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Dahmer scores with a jab.
Timmons misses with a straight right.
Timmons moves away from the strike by Dahmer.
Dahmer moves out of range of the strikes.
Timmons takes one to the side of the head.

Timmons is rocked!

It looks like Larry Timmons has been cut.
Both fighters step back and shake their arms out. Dahmer engages and cracks Timmons with a massive lead left hook - Timmons tumbles to the floor, out cold! What a shot! Dahmer is delighted - all that hard work in training paid off!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jeffery Dahmer!
After winning the bout, Jeffery Dahmer thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.