PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Charles Angleus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Last Least (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Least comes into a darkened arena with his song building. R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Angleus
vs
Least

170 cm
25
145 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

180 cm
26
145 lbs
0 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Charles Angleus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Last Least!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Winston Alpacca and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

A big head kick from Angleus and Least is sent sprawling to the canvas!

Least is rocked!

It looks like Last Least has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Least looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Angleus passes into half guard.
Least is still in real trouble! Can Angleus finish him?
Least is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Least is looking to improve his position.
Least pushes Angleus off looking to stand but Angleus dives back in and keeps control.
Least seems to have recovered his senses.
The fighters are battling for position here. Least manages to regain full guard. Nice work.

Least is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Least wants to sweep but no luck.
Angleus pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Least is keeping the position for now.

Least has his foot on Angleus's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Angleus works his way back into a safe position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Least is looking to stand back up... there's a bit of a scramble and Angleus dives into side control.
Least is looking for a sweep.
Angleus prevents Least from escaping the position.
Least is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Angleus's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Least manages to get to full guard.
Angleus preventing the sweep.
Angleus wants to stand but Least is controlling his posture from full guard.

Least is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Angleus rolls with it to try and escape but Least cranks on the arm and Angleus is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Last Least!
A very excited looking Last Least rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Charles Angleus was interviewed post fight and said 'I've tried very hard in this fight, but I think I still could've pushed harder. I have learnt much from this fight and I would like to show my deepest respect towards my opponent who has fought very well. I would like to apologize to all the fans for disappointing you all, but I promise I will com'.