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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Damian Attasio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Jong Un (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jong Un is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by DPRKorean National Anthem. Damian Attasio has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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250 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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29
224 lbs
7 - 11 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Big right hand |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Damian Attasio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kim Jong Un!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Albert Achterberg and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Attasio stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Attasio wants it to stay on the feet.
Jong Un darts in looking for a takedown but Attasio gets double underhooks and turns Jong Un into the cage.
Attasio dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Attasio as the two fighters clinch.
Attasio pushes Jong Un back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Attasio works on Jong Un's body with a couple of short punches.
Jong Un looks winded!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Attasio scores with a shot to the side of Jong Un's head.
Jong Un managing to block the knees to the body from Attasio.
Still in the clinch, Attasio scores with a nice short uppercut.
Attasio tries to land a knee to the head but Jong Un blocks with his arms.
Attasio misses with an elbow over the top.
Attasio throws an elbow but it misses.
Attasio connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jong Un's face.
Attasio tries to work over Jong Un's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Attasio just leaning against Jong Un, taking a breather.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jong Un can't get the takedown.
Damian Attasio has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kim Jong Un.
A short left from Attasio.
Jong Un avoiding damage as Attasio throws knees to the body.
Attasio cracks Jong Un with a nice body shot.
Jong Un has Attasio pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Attasio manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Attasio lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Attasio tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jong Un avoids it.
A body shot lands from Attasio.
Attasio's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Jong Un is looking for a takedown.
Attasio scores with a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Attasio just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jong Un's brow.
A nice left hand lands by Attasio.
Attasio lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jong Un.
A left hand lands to the body for Attasio.
Attasio lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Attasio lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jong Un backwards.
Attasio throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jong Un jumps guard but Attasio stands there with Jong Un around his waist. Jong Un gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Attasio is working Jong Un over against the cage.
Attasio lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jong Un or not.
A short right from Attasio.
Attasio lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jong Un backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Attasio.
Attasio lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jong Un.
Attasio misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jong Un.
Attasio tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jong Un avoids it.
Jong Un tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Attasio smiles and moves away.
Attasio dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Damian Attasio is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Attasio scores with a kick to the midsection.
Attasio fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Damian Attasio seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Attasio lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Jong Un or not.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Attasio lands a nice uppercut.
It looks like Kim Jong Un has been cut.
Attasio cracks Jong Un with a nice body shot.
A shot in the inside from Attasio.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Attasio.
Attasio unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jong Un lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Attasio lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jong Un backwards.
Attasio presses Jong Un against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Attasio lands a nice uppercut.
Jong Un avoiding damage as Attasio throws knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Attasio stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Attasio pressing his opponent against the cage.
Attasio creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jong Un's defenses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Damian Attasio dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kim Jong Un's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Attasio lands a big head kick that sends Jong Un tumbling to the mat! Attasio takes a step backwards and waves Jong Un back to his feet - he wants the finish!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A solid leg kick lands there for Attasio.
Attasio sends Jong Un crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Attasio is motioning to the referee to let Jong Un up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Jong Un is rocked!
Attasio scores with a hook to the body. Jong Un takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Jong Un is still on wobbly legs! Can Attasio finish him?
Jong Un on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jong Un seems to have recovered his senses.
Attasio lands a nice shot to the body.
Attasio wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Attasio throws an uppercut from hell that sends Jong Un clean off his feet! He's out cold! Attasio stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Damian Attasio!
Kim Jong Un was interviewed post fight and said 'You are a fucking jew.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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